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This topic is created for you guys to put on little tips of how to survive in one of the Great Sanderson's books. Little tidbits you would need to survive in the worlds he created in writing. And but the name of the book series after it.

For an Example:

not wearing metal. (mistborn)

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The Final Empire: Tips for Tourists

  • The most dangerous creature in the Empire is the Angry Mistborn. Angry Mistborns are bad. Very, very bad. Avoid them at all costs.
  • The mists are not dangerous in themselves. However, they sometimes contain the aforementioned Angry Mistborns, and they can see you long before you can see them. Stay indoors!
  • Leave any metals other than aluminium at home. This is not the place to show off your brand new solid gold smartwatch. If you cross paths with an Angry Mistborn, your loved ones may find it buried in your skull.
  • People with large metal spikes embedded in them - particularly in their eyes - are known as Steel Inquisitors. You may regard them as Permanently Angry Mistborns. Never attract their attention!
  • All nobles, especially paraplegic ones, may be Mistborn! Aim to prevent them from becoming Angry Mistborns in your vicinity.

  • If you see a coin on the ground, that may mean there is an Angry Mistborn nearby. Stay safe and stay clear!
  • Do not approach anyone who appears to be injured or dead. There may be an Angry Mistborn nearby! They themselves may be an Angry Mistborn! Mistborn may not die when killed. Do not be fooled!
With all this in mind, the Luthadel Travel Agency would like to wish you a safe and enjoyable holiday.  B)

Disclaimer: Luthadel Travel Agency is not responsible for any

- Mutilations

- Death

- Angry Mistborns

- Sacrificial Rituals

- Evil dictators

- Bad puns

You encounter in your visit!

Have a happy holiday!

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On Scadrial, and in the vein of Colours' guide...

 

DO NOT pick up any coins found on the ground. This may cause an Angry Mistborn to descend from the skies onto your head. What seems like a nice souvenir may cost you your life!

 

Avoid ashmounts.

Avoid skaa rebellions.

Avoid house wars.

Avoid Angry Mistborn.

Avoid Angry Hemalurgists.

Avoid Steel Inquisitors (see above).

 

Avoid Scadrial.

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