TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 2, 2015 Author Posted June 2, 2015 It was supposed to be a humorous deconstruction of the typical saying, but I couldn't find a suitable word that rhymed with "swine" and I forgot to change "pears" back to "pearls." So... sort of a typo? Like casting pears before...brine? Cause pickled pears are gross? Like casting pears before...limes? Cause limes don't have hands and can't DO anything with the pears? Like casting pears before...mimes? Cause the mimes would just clap their hands to their cheeks and escape into their invisible bunker? 2
Kobold King he/him Posted June 2, 2015 Posted June 2, 2015 Like casting pears before...brine? Cause pickled pears are gross? Like casting pears before...limes? Cause limes don't have hands and can't DO anything with the pears? Like casting pears before...mimes? Cause the mimes would just clap their hands to their cheeks and escape into their invisible bunker? Like casting pears before whines? Because Lucentia wouldn't appreciate being pelted with fruit? Also, only now do I realize how much the forum needs an Epic mime. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 2, 2015 Author Posted June 2, 2015 Like casting pears before whines? Because Lucentia wouldn't appreciate being pelted with fruit? Also, only now do I realize how much the forum needs an Epic mime. Like casting pears before vines? Cause vines don't have brains and probably don't care? It needed one yesterday. 1
Redbird he/him Posted June 2, 2015 Posted June 2, 2015 Like casting pears before whines? Because Lucentia wouldn't appreciate being pelted with fruit? Also, only now do I realize how much the forum needs an Epic mime. Something like creating invisible walls and ropes, nothing else.
mail-mi he/him Posted June 2, 2015 Posted June 2, 2015 New Reader post, in which Reader tells someone off who...actually deserves it 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 2, 2015 Author Posted June 2, 2015 New Reader post, in which Reader tells someone off who...actually deserves it This will not end well.
Edgedancer he/him Posted June 2, 2015 Posted June 2, 2015 This will not end well. IT seems like a Situation werde (where) someone should Stephan (step) in.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 2, 2015 Author Posted June 2, 2015 IT seems like a Situation werde (where) someone should Stephan (step) in. Someone with slightly more maturity than the City Guard Epics present.
Edgedancer he/him Posted June 2, 2015 Posted June 2, 2015 Someone with slightly more maturity than the City Guard Epics present. If only the man owning the place wasn't on a vacation.
Voidus Posted June 2, 2015 Posted June 2, 2015 Hey Twi how much light would the flying mechanisms on the underside of the museum give off? I just realized that since they're in the museums shadow other than Yorricks skulls there's going to be pretty much no light otherwise which could potentially extend the fight a bit. 1
Blaze1616 he/him Posted June 2, 2015 Posted June 2, 2015 Gotchya! As someone who has worked with a camp schedule before I totally get it. I'll wait till next weekend and send a PM. Come early-mid next week, if he hasn't given us word, I'll edit my post to finish up the restraining. Considering he's fine with the capture, I think Converter will simply try to take out IcyHot and Resistor, realize it's not working, and then have no choice but to be captured. All with a fury towards Rainmaker burning in her eyes, of course. 3
Edgedancer he/him Posted June 2, 2015 Posted June 2, 2015 Come early-mid next week, if he hasn't given us word, I'll edit my post to finish up the restraining. Considering he's fine with the capture, I think Converter will simply try to take out IcyHot and Resistor, realize it's not working, and then have no choice but to be captured. All with a fury towards Rainmaker burning in her eyes, of course.I'm sorry that downvote was on accident. I'll upvote something else to make it up.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 2, 2015 Author Posted June 2, 2015 Hey Twi how much light would the flying mechanisms on the underside of the museum give off? I just realized that since they're in the museums shadow other than Yorricks skulls there's going to be pretty much no light otherwise which could potentially extend the fight a bit. I hadn't pinned down anything exact, but it wouldn't be a ton. It'd be noticeable at night, but not blinding unless you got up close and stares right into it.
Edgedancer he/him Posted June 2, 2015 Posted June 2, 2015 I hadn't pinned down anything exact, but it wouldn't be a ton. It'd be noticeable at night, but not blinding unless you got up close and stares right into it.The important Part is, I'd say, if one would have proper Illumination under the Museum at Nigh.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 2, 2015 Author Posted June 2, 2015 The important Part is, I'd say, if one would have proper Illumination under the Museum at Nigh. From the ground? No. You'd see it, but you wouldn't be able to read a book. Floating right underneath it, yeah.
Kobold King he/him Posted June 2, 2015 Posted June 2, 2015 From the ground? No. You'd see it, but you wouldn't be able to read a book. Floating right underneath it, yeah. "What... what is he doing down there?" "Floating, obviously. And reading." "But why? Can't he read his book somewhere else? And doesn't he live halfway across the country?" "You shouldn't question his ways." "Oh, I'm gonna question his ways like you wouldn't believe. Hey Steelheart! Get your own light and stop reading under our museum!" "You can't make me! You're not like, my mom, man!" ... Go easy on me I didn't get much sleep last night. 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 2, 2015 Author Posted June 2, 2015 "What... what is he doing down there?" "Floating, obviously. And reading." "But why? Can't he read his book somewhere else? And doesn't he live halfway across the country?" "You shouldn't question his ways." "Oh, I'm gonna question his ways like you wouldn't believe. Hey Steelheart! Get your own light and stop reading under our museum!" "You can't make me! You're not like, my mom, man!" ... Go easy on me I didn't get much sleep last night. Lack of sleep or not, you failed to answer the most important question of all: What book is important enough that Steelheart can only read it in Oregon by the light of a floating museum? 1
Kobold King he/him Posted June 2, 2015 Posted June 2, 2015 Lack of sleep or not, you failed to answer the most important question of all: What book is important enough that Steelheart can only read it in Oregon by the light of a floating museum? Evidently Steelheart lived a more interesting life than had been previously assumed.
Voidus Posted June 2, 2015 Posted June 2, 2015 Steelheart has an ARC of Calamity! It is the only possible answer! 2
Kobold King he/him Posted June 2, 2015 Posted June 2, 2015 Steelheart has an ARC of Calamity! It is the only possible answer! Or... 4
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 2, 2015 Author Posted June 2, 2015 Steelheart has an ARC of Calamity! It is the only possible answer! STUPID FINGERS! Y U DOWNVOTE FUNNY POST? Sorry about that, Voidus.
Voidus Posted June 2, 2015 Posted June 2, 2015 (edited) Wait what if it was Alternate!Steelheart reading Steelheart and then joining up with the Reckoners to help the events proceed as foretold by the mighty Brandon.Alternate!Steelhearts name? Cody. He comes from a world where ear demons actually are what makes microphones work and scottish people really have southern accents.IT ALL MAKES SENSE, MY THEORY IS IRREFUTABLE!!!! Edited June 2, 2015 by Voidus 4
Kobold King he/him Posted June 2, 2015 Posted June 2, 2015 Wait what if it was Alternate!Steelheart reading Steelheart and then joining up with the Reckoners to help the events proceed as foretold by the mighty Brandon. Alternate!Steelhearts name? Cody. He comes from a world where ear demons actually are what makes microphones work and scottish people really have southern accents. IT ALL MAKES SENSE, MY THEORY IS IRREFUTABLE!!!! And Regalia is an evil older Mizzy from the mirrorverse! HAIL VOIDUS, NEW THEORYMASTER OF THE FORUM 3
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted June 2, 2015 Author Posted June 2, 2015 And Regalia is an evil older Mizzy from the mirrorverse! HAIL VOIDUS, NEW THEORYMASTER OF THE FORUM So by this logic, where everyone's Mirrorverse doubles may or may not be the same age, but have powers where their primeverse doubles don't and vice versa, Prof would be.... DAVID! PROF IS DAVID WITH POWERS! Everything makes sense now! 2
Voidus Posted June 2, 2015 Posted June 2, 2015 So by this logic, where everyone's Mirrorverse doubles may or may not be the same age, but have powers where their primeverse doubles don't and vice versa, Prof would be.... DAVID! PROF IS DAVID WITH POWERS! Everything makes sense now! I was going to say the other way, David is mirrorverse!Prof from a universe where his metaphors actually make sense. 3
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