The Knights Awkward

[agigabyte]

Books before friends.

17th Shard before the real world.

Release dates before birthdays.

I will speculate even if there is nothing to speculate upon.

Edited December 14, 2016 by agigabyte

[Jedal he/him]

Although very, very late, having spent time in the stomach of a... beast, the young man walked forward, confident he would be accepted.

In the hallowed halls he spoke the long written oaths, barely keeping a grin off his face.

Books before friends

17th Shard before real world

Release dates before birthdays

I will make fun of the unmakefunnable

Edited December 15, 2016 by Jedal

[Dustbringer12 he/him]

New recruits! Welcome to the order/guild!

[A Budgie she/her]

Um...may I join?

Books before friends.
17th Shard before the real world.
Release dates before birthdays.

[Alomantisist he/him]

On 12/13/2016 at 9:00 PM, agigabyte said:

Books before friends.

17th Shard before the real world.

Release dates before birthdays.

I will speculate even if there is nothing to speculate upon.

"But, may I ask" says a cheerful voice coming from behind a bookshelf "what is your favorite thing to speculate upon?"

The voice was of course Al. Who had been hiding there reading all this time. He smiled and ate a bookie. "Eck, this one tastes like ferrets."

Edited December 21, 2016 by Alomantisist

[Allomancy she/her]

"Woah! Our names are kinda silmilar!" Ally observes. "Are we related or something?

[Mistrunner]

Mistrunner skids in with a Santa hat and an atrociously red outfit. "Welcome to our festive lodge!" she says a little too loudly.

[agigabyte]

On 12/21/2016 at 2:52 PM, Alomantisist said:

"But, may I ask" says a cheerful voice coming from behind a bookshelf "what is your favorite thing to speculate upon?"

"The entirely obscure," agig responds. "For instance, did you know that "Shash", in addition to being a glyph, is also the first letter of the alphabet used in Warbreaker?"

[Exalted]

A soft "pop!" sounds in the crisp winter air as a figure in a tattered blue-and-bronze cloak appears in the center of the hall. "Greetings," he says in a voice containing an undercurrent of poorly-hidden nervousness. He kneels and bows his head. "I am Exalted Dungeon Master, sometimes known as EDM. I have come to--" he looks up, startled by a sudden realization, then turns around so that he's properly facing Mistrunner's throne. Looking slightly embarrassed, he continues, "I have come to join the ranks of the Knights Awkward.

Books before friends.

17th Shard before the real world.

Release dates before birthdays."

Nodding to himself, EDM rises and mutters something about not having chosen an order yet. He nods respectfully to the other members sitting in the guild hall (not that most of them notice; they're too busy reading) and sets off in search of a comfy chair where he can crack open a book in peace.

[CarolaDavar she/her]

"Merry Christmas!" Carola jumps in wearing a bright red hat and wielding a candy cane shardblade, then pauses and looks around."It's  not Christmas anymore, is it?" she drops the presents and dismisses the shardblade.

"Does anyone know what time it is? I think me watch is off." She holds up her wrist, which had a drawn-on watch which read 'Christmas Time!!!'.

[Dustbringer12 he/him]

@CarolaDavar This is a nice clock if you don't mind military time.  I made it myself - it is a whole 4 lines of code.

 

@Exalted Dungeon Master What editions do you play?

 

Edited January 11, 2017 by RubiksCube

[Exalted]

2 hours ago, RubiksCube said:

@Exalted Dungeon Master What editions do you play?

5e, with some homebrew stuff tacked on. We're also looking into getting a copy of Star Wars: Force and Destiny for are next long-running campaign, to shake things up a bit.

[Dustbringer12 he/him]

@Exalted Dungeon Master Nice! I play 5e and watched a one shot of 3.5e.

[mfhscoobydoo he/him]

Greetings nerds, this is me the.... uhh guy who does stuff  yup. 

[mfhscoobydoo he/him]

On 1/11/2017 at 3:47 PM, RubiksCube said:

@CarolaDavar This is a nice clock if you don't mind military time.  I made it myself - it is a whole 4 lines of code.

 

@Exalted Dungeon Master What editions do you play?

 

 

and yet somehow I am still using a binary clock  

[iohn he/him]

*walks in slowly, "there doesn't seem to be anybody here", starts poking books laying around, sits on a chair with a buttprint that doesn't quite fit, "I guess i'll just hang out until somebody shows up..."

"...Books before friends.

17th Shard before the real world.

Release dates before birthdays.

"...and, uh, I will read that which has not been read

            I will stay silent amongst many words

            I will enjoy without being upvoted, but, you know, if you want to throw an upvote on occasion...I mean I'm not against them

*I guess thats good enough for now maybe I'll stick my head in again later."

[Dustbringer12 he/him]

I have decided to do a both wonderful and terrible thing.

 

[Mistrunner]

5 minutes ago, RubiksCube said:

I have decided to do a both wonderful and terrible thing.

 

Mistrunner reflexively grabs the fire extinguisher.

[The Honor Spren she/her]

Maggie gasps, as if suddenly waking up. "I-I . . . Am I alive? Opal, is this real? I thought we were dead."

Opal rolls her eyes. "Dead people don't talk this much. Oh, and hey. You need to get around to reading Snapshot, you slacker. If you don't, it goes against your oaths."

"But I've been busy lately!" Maggie groans.

"Busy doing what? I thought you said we were dead."

"Oh . . . Shut up."

[Dustbringer12 he/him]

19 hours ago, Mistrunner said:

Mistrunner reflexively grabs the fire extinguisher.

Not that kind of thing - though that would be kinda fun.  I am going to read through every forum on the shard. And maybe go insane in the process.

Edited April 15, 2017 by RubiksCube

[CarolaDavar she/her]

On 4/15/2017 at 4:38 PM, RubiksCube said:

Not that kind of thing - though that would be kinda fun.  I am going to read through every forum on the shard. And maybe go insane in the process.

Have fun doing that! (I have heard Necromancy induces awkwardness, so if you want to try that you can. .  .)

[Mistrunner]

On 4/15/2017 at 5:38 PM, RubiksCube said:

Not that kind of thing - though that would be kinda fun.  I am going to read through every forum on the shard. And maybe go insane in the process.

Mistrunner nervously nods, remembering the horribly cringy posts she used to make. "Exercise caution," she warns.

[Dustbringer12 he/him]

On 4/16/2017 at 7:50 PM, CarolaDavar said:

Have fun doing that! (I have heard Necromancy induces awkwardness, so if you want to try that you can. .  .)

 

On 4/17/2017 at 0:06 AM, Mistrunner said:

Mistrunner nervously nods, remembering the horribly cringy posts she used to make. "Exercise caution," she warns.

I will see you on the other side.  Probably.

[Staphylococcus she/her]

"Heeeelloooo???" shouts, walking into the dark, dusty room, a nearby spiderweb catching in her hair.

"Anyone in here? Eh, so, here it goes:

Books before friends.

17th Shard before the real world.

Release dates before birthdays

 I will offer cookies to those who have not been spiked initiated

            I will sustain the knowledge of Hemalurgy because it is fun

            I will seek to avoid being avoided in dark alleys."

Looks around.

"So. Um. That's it, I suppose. I'll get going. Bye."

Looks around one more time and leaves, feeling uncertain. 

Has everybody here died or what?!

 

[Mistrunner]

"We're alive!" Mistrunner shouts. "We just sometimes go on snazzy quests with no real purpose or sleep for indeterminate periods of time."