Grey Knight Posted November 3, 2015 Posted November 3, 2015 Thow scratches his head. "That's not awkward. It's just really weird." 1
Mistrunner Posted November 3, 2015 Author Posted November 3, 2015 Thow scratches his head. "That's not awkward. It's just really weird.""Which can lead to awkwardness," Mistrunner says through a bookie. "Just ask Gollum. Awwwwkwerrrrrrrd." She wiggles her fingers in a vain attempt to imitate Maggie's vain attempt to make them look like tentacles.
Grey Knight Posted November 3, 2015 Posted November 3, 2015 "No. Definitely not awkward. Creepy and weird, but not awkward." 1
MrMistborn he/him Posted November 3, 2015 Posted November 3, 2015 "Well if you did this in public, it would not be considered awkward in any way. Just very weird. Luckily we are more tolerant than the general public" 1
Amrynn he/him Posted November 4, 2015 Posted November 4, 2015 (edited) "Having personally just tried to test this theory of Gollum-ness leading to awkwardness, I can confirm that, while it is initially considered very weird, awkwardness DOES come afterwards. That, and possibly alienated potential-freinds..." Edited November 4, 2015 by Amrynn 2
Mistrunner Posted November 4, 2015 Author Posted November 4, 2015 "Having just tried to test this theory of Gollum-ness leading to awkwardness, I can confirm that, while it is initially considered very weird, awkwardness DOES come afterwards. That, and possibly alienated potential-freinds..."Example:"Myyyy preciousssssssss..." "Dude, is that my chicken nugget?" "Mine!" "Give it back!" "The pressssssioussss! He stole it from ussss!" "It was my chicken nugget!" *awkward pause as teacher walks by* 1
Amrynn he/him Posted November 5, 2015 Posted November 5, 2015 It was actually VERY similar to that (including the teacher), but you forgot to include the step where you shove the chicken nugget on to your finger to better represent a ring 1
Mistrunner Posted November 5, 2015 Author Posted November 5, 2015 It was actually VERY similar to that (including the teacher), but you forgot to include the step where you shove the chicken nugget on to your finger to better represent a ring Oh yes, sorry.
Allomancy she/her Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 Allomancy snaps out of her Gollum impression, and looks down to see the shredded remains of bookies. Silence ensues... a LONG time later... "Does master want some bookies? Allomancy can get them." Allomancy looks down and realized bookies are burnt "Oh, bad Allomancy. Bad, bad, Allomancy." Allomancy grabs a lamp, and proceeds to band her head on it. 2
Zathoth Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 Allomancy snaps out of her Gollum impression, and looks down to see the shredded remains of bookies. Silence ensues... a LONG time later... "Does master want some bookies? Allomancy can get them." Allomancy looks down and realized bookies are burnt "Oh, bad Allomancy. Bad, bad, Allomancy." Allomancy grabs a lamp, and proceeds to band her head on it. Morzathoth takes the lamp and hands Allomancy a pillow to bang her head against instead. 2
Amrynn he/him Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 Amrynn looks around awkwardly. "Can anyone here burn brass? I think that Allomancy could use a bit of soothing." 2
Allomancy she/her Posted November 7, 2015 Posted November 7, 2015 Allomancy has a look of fear on her face, and faints. 1
Allomancy she/her Posted November 10, 2015 Posted November 10, 2015 Allomancy quickly recovers, looks around at everyone, and says "Have I missed anything important? I only remember walking in the door with bookies, and the rest is just a blur." She looks around at everyone's concerned faces, and says, "Snap, it happened didn't it?" She continues by looking into a point in space, sighs, and speaks to that place saying, "Really Katherynne? Really? I thought I told you to tell the other aspects to stop me if I went into a phase. What's the point of having you guys when you don't help me at all!" She waits as if hearing a response. "No, I'm not going to imagine a pet for you. I've said no already." 1
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted November 10, 2015 Posted November 10, 2015 Ven ignores all of this, still trying in vain to actually stick his head through a book. Suddenly he sees that everyone is watching. He backs away and drops WoR on his toe. Pain ensues. 1
Amrynn he/him Posted November 11, 2015 Posted November 11, 2015 Amrynn jumps up, startled by Summer's crashing entrance. "The first trilogy? Alloy of law? The second trilogy? Which one are we talking about?" 1
Mistrunner Posted November 11, 2015 Author Posted November 11, 2015 (edited) Mistrunner pokes her head up. Her hair is frizzy and her eyes are wild. "I just spent the last two days on a Mistborn reading marathon. All five books. I haven't slept in three days. It hasn't affected me at all, though. On a completely different topic, do you remember there being flying kangaroos in Alloy of Law?" Edited November 11, 2015 by Mistrunner 3
Mistrunner Posted November 11, 2015 Author Posted November 11, 2015 "Really," Mistrunner said. She held up the book she had been reading from, then frowned. "Wait... this is an encyclopedia of mythological Australian creatures." She looked around at everybody in the room. "Who makes an encyclopedia of mythical Australian creatures? And why am I reading it?" She grumbled, then promptly collapsed from exhaustion.
MrMistborn he/him Posted November 12, 2015 Posted November 12, 2015 Max sat in his chair, reeling from the insanity of the previous events. "Guys, does anyone have a Reshi Islander bookie? I think i need a bit of carefree and happy right now" 1
Mistrunner Posted November 13, 2015 Author Posted November 13, 2015 Max sat in his chair, reeling from the insanity of the previous events. "Guys, does anyone have a Reshi Islander bookie? I think i need a bit of carefree and happy right now" Mistrunner tosses him one. "Just don't start taking off your shirt or anything." She bites into a Renarin bookie, then immediately dons spectacles (she was wearing glasses before; spectacles are way different) and buries herself in another book.
Amrynn he/him Posted November 13, 2015 Posted November 13, 2015 "I don't know," Amrynn says, observing the scene around him. "This is pretty tame compared to what normally goes on. You should have seen when a bookshelf crashed outside. That was quite interesting..." 1
Curious Anamaximder he/him Posted November 13, 2015 Posted November 13, 2015 Ven runs into the room, screaming. "I didn't get a Calamity ARC!" Crying happens. 1
Mistrunner Posted November 13, 2015 Author Posted November 13, 2015 (edited) "I don't know," Amrynn says, observing the scene around him. "This is pretty tame compared to what normally goes on. You should have seen when a bookshelf crashed outside. That was quite interesting..."Mistrunner laughs. "Yeah. There were a bunch of... potatoes, or something. For a group dedicated to reading books, there's a lot of drama 'round here." Ven runs into the room, screaming. "I didn't get a Calamity ARC!" Crying happens. "If it's any consolation, I didn't get one either. They don't deliver to desolate mountaintops, apparently." She scoffs. "What's the world coming to?" Edited November 13, 2015 by Mistrunner 1
The Honor Spren she/her Posted November 14, 2015 Posted November 14, 2015 (edited) Edited November 14, 2015 by The Honor Spren 4
Grey Knight Posted November 18, 2015 Posted November 18, 2015 Thow stares at the memes, unaware that no one else can see them. 2
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