Cosmeric Christmas

[Lightflame he/him]

On the Warrior Cats forums, we act less like a forum, and more like a group of boards pasted together. This leads to the problem of a certain group of people being yelled at by the regulars if they go on the "Off Topic Discussions" board. As such, we make a new chat thread every time our current one gets moved, and we just hand wave it with a single on-topic line. For example, "What would the Warrior Cats characters get each other for Christmas?"

I just wanted to do something random like that.

If there was a Shard of "Holiday Spirit", what would the residents of the Cosmere get each other for Christmas?

- Kabsal would send Shallan some jam, and give Jasnah a Bible. A poisoned one.

- Odium would give people the Christmas gift of being punched with his giant intangible fist.

- Vin would get TenSoon a cat.

- Susebron would awaken random things and order them to spread Christmas joy.

- Shai would Forge presents under a tree.

- Ranette would give Wayne a bullet. Like, she'd shoot him with it.

[The Count he/him]

Vin would get Marsh a nice pair of ray-ban sunglasses (so he can go out in public to celebrate the festive season)

Dalinar would get Sadeas a visit from the three ghosts of past, present and future (even though the last one is heresy!)

Kaladin would give Amaram a knuckle sandwich.

Teft would give rock a nice set of Chef's knives.

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!

[Observer]

Merry Christmas

Ruin would give Elend a spike

Wayne would give Ranette the secret to Bloodmaker rounds (I imagine it's something along the lines of getting the bullet to stay inside them and continue cauding damage after the healing)

Miles would give his other self some flowers so they could be fwends

Felt would get a hat made of.....you guessed it, SATIN.