TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted April 30, 2015 Author Posted April 30, 2015 "And behold, the angel of the Lord came to me in a dream. And he spake unto me, 'Hark! Put your right foot in, and then put your right foot out. And then you shalt shake it all about; thou shalt do the hokey pokey and turn thyself about. For that is what it is all about.'" "No more! I'm begging you!" An alternate ending cut from an early draft, perhaps? 2
Kobold King he/him Posted April 30, 2015 Posted April 30, 2015 An alternate ending cut from an early draft, perhaps? I was going to joke about him singing "Ring Around the Rosies"... but that one actually fits him to a T. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted April 30, 2015 Author Posted April 30, 2015 You mean that scene wasn't supposed to be in my copy? I think something went wrong with the e-version. Note to self: switch permanently to e-book when it comes to Sanderson. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted April 30, 2015 Author Posted April 30, 2015 I believe it was an error with the programming somehow. I can't find it when I look back through it... Wait. Now I can. He. Is. Dancing. To. The. Chicken. Dance. And. Talking. About. Death. And. Creepy. Stuff. Gak. "And lo, the angel took the bowl in his hands, and lifted it, and he spake unto me; and the angel with the golden bowl raised above his head said 'Hey, Macarena!' I listened, and I trembled." 3
Voidus Posted May 1, 2015 Posted May 1, 2015 "Oh dear. Now he's gotten to Newton too.""You called me beautiful Steelslayer. Take responsibility!" 3
Kobold King he/him Posted May 1, 2015 Posted May 1, 2015 "Oh dear. Now he's gotten to Newton too." "You called me beautiful Steelslayer. Take responsibility!" ...Is it wrong that a part of me actually wanted this ship to happen in Firefight? 2
Voidus Posted May 1, 2015 Posted May 1, 2015 ...Is it wrong that a part of me actually wanted this ship to happen in Firefight? Well it's better than Obliteralia. 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 1, 2015 Author Posted May 1, 2015 Well it's better than Obliteralia. Is that better or worse than Oblitiheart? I can't decide. 1
Voidus Posted May 1, 2015 Posted May 1, 2015 Is that better or worse than Oblitiheart? I can't decide. I think anything would be better than Oblitiheart.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 1, 2015 Author Posted May 1, 2015 I think anything would be better than Oblitiheart. Oblitiquota? Oblitihound? Fortutation (Obliteration/Fortuity)? Slayerheart (David/Steelheart)? ....I'm going to go back to shipping Lightwards with that coin you found in your sofa. It's a much saner ship. 2
Kobold King he/him Posted May 1, 2015 Posted May 1, 2015 Oblititrack? The relationship where we're almost as terrified as Backtrack is? 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 1, 2015 Author Posted May 1, 2015 (edited) Oblititrack? The relationship where we're almost as terrified as Backtrack is? We would find it far more humorous than either of the Epics involved. "And the angel said unto his date, 'Look, I hast brought thee roses. Wilt thou cease thy whimpering long enough to look at them?'" Edited May 1, 2015 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles 2
Kobold King he/him Posted May 1, 2015 Posted May 1, 2015 We would find it far more humorous than either of the Epics involved. "And the angel said unto his date, 'Look, I hast brought thee roses. Wilt thou cease thy whimpering long enough to look at them?'" * incomprehensible sobbing * "And the angel... well frankly the angel just found that rather insulting. Dost the little man realize how hard it is to find a good florist these days?" 2
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 1, 2015 Author Posted May 1, 2015 * incomprehensible sobbing * "And the angel... well frankly the angel just found that rather insulting. Dost the little man realize how hard it is to find a good florist these days?" "I want to go home! Doesn't the Bible say angels have to let people go if they're being taken to dinner against their will?" *long, blank stare* "Have you ever SEEN a Bible up close?" "Have YOU?" 3
Kobold King he/him Posted May 1, 2015 Posted May 1, 2015 Wow... this is the time Backtrack's ever made a snarky comeback to rival anything Sam or Revolution have ever said, and it's a fanon shipping on the joke planning thread. Poor guy. 1
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 1, 2015 Author Posted May 1, 2015 Wow... this is the time Backtrack's ever made a snarky comeback to rival anything Sam or Revolution have ever said, and it's a fanon shipping on the joke planning thread. Poor guy. We need a "Bad Luck Backtrack" meme. 1
mail-mi he/him Posted May 1, 2015 Posted May 1, 2015 (edited) New post up, titled "In Which Timeport gets Dazed by a Rock." Edited May 1, 2015 by mail-mi
Edgedancer he/him Posted May 1, 2015 Posted May 1, 2015 (edited) Edge? How likely is this twist? Hmmm, how likely is Autumn to agree to this specific threesome? (On a more serious note, I'm pretty sure he's out of her age range.) ...Is it wrong that a part of me actually wanted this ship to happen in Firefight? Not really. Then again I would have been happy with anything more we got from Newton or Nightwielder for that matter, the series really isn't kind to number one henchepics. Edited May 1, 2015 by Edgedancer
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 1, 2015 Author Posted May 1, 2015 Hmmm, how likely is Autumn to agree to this specific threesome? (On a more serious note, I'm pretty sure he's out of her age range.) Not really. Then again I would have been happy with anything more we got from Newton or Nightwielder for that matter, the series really isn't kind to number one henchepics. Not very likely. Though I am considering having her give Shiny Sparkle a quick peck on the lips to keep her happy; how likely would Shiny be to make it a more Arsenal-head-sploding kiss? Now I'm picturing a Henchepic's Union picketing against Sanderson. 2
Edgedancer he/him Posted May 1, 2015 Posted May 1, 2015 Not very likely. Though I am considering having her give Shiny Sparkle a quick peck on the lips to keep her happy; how likely would Shiny be to make it a more Arsenal-head-sploding kiss? Now I'm picturing a Henchepic's Union picketing against Sanderson. They have the same taste I see. How does 100% sound? We demand rights! At least let us show what we can do so we get some fans before you kill us! Just look at Nightwielder here, the community doesn't even know that he loves knitting... sorry was that supposed to be a secret?
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 1, 2015 Author Posted May 1, 2015 They have the same taste I see. How does 100% sound? We demand rights! At least let us show what we can do so we get some fans before you kill us! Just look at Nightwielder here, the community doesn't even know that he loves knitting... sorry was that supposed to be a secret? Kobold? On a scale of one to Chernobyl, how bad will Arsenal's head detonation be? As someone who loves knitting, I don't judge Nightweilder for that at all. I'm more inclined to judge him for murdering people.
Voidus Posted May 1, 2015 Posted May 1, 2015 Sidestep stole Timeports battleaxe? Why do I sense that will not end well?
Kobold King he/him Posted May 1, 2015 Posted May 1, 2015 Kobold? On a scale of one to Chernobyl, how bad will Arsenal's head detonation be? Internally... Obliteration. Externally, that kiss won't last very long before he snaps "NOW, MS. SPARKLE" to break it up.
TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her Posted May 1, 2015 Author Posted May 1, 2015 Internally... Obliteration. Externally, that kiss won't last very long before he snaps "NOW, MS. SPARKLE" to break it up. She'll make it a small one (or try to)....but hey, fan service is fan service. Gotta give the people what they want, and the people want to see Arsenal's head explode. 1
Kobold King he/him Posted May 1, 2015 Posted May 1, 2015 She'll make it a small one (or try to)....but hey, fan service is fan service. Gotta give the people what they want, and the people want to see Arsenal's head explode. Sure beats putting everyone in a miniskirt. Especially since Arsenal would be included in that "everyone." 1
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