Question 8

[Kobold King he/him]

In our ongoing effort to completely ponify the world of fiction, I have created another pony. The speech balloon (or what's inside it, rather) may help you determine his identity. 

 

 

* raises hand *

 

Does he have eyes that can see through leeeeaaaaaaad?

[Sirce Luckwielder he/him]

Turning your whole body into smoke surrounded by even more smoke you can control does wonders to slow you down.

From how you described it I kind of assumed they all got their own bullet.

I was just going to have one massive bullet that they all were in. Trying to control multiple would be pretty hard. If we were able to write it at the same time, where Winterspell is able to slow down the ice capsule while Deathgale makes a cushion of air, it may work, but going cold turkey at those velocities will not work so well otherwise. If you have a better destination than the Destructors, it would be better to mention it beforehand. I can have Blindsight see what is going on and just point them in the direction that will put them where they need to be.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

* raises hand *

 

Does he have eyes that can see through leeeeaaaaaaad?

 

No, but granted, he does have talent.

 

And his code looks like this: 

 

3W1Z0842A0FEFEFEBAB54A020007F4800MN183740104000060000000FF7FFF02107F3FCC004CB2

Accessories: 066CC66066CC66066CC66066CC664CCCCCC04E8FBAFFFF8C066CC662D1D1D10D1D1D12D1D1D1

Edited March 14, 2015 by TwiLyghtSansSparkles

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Who's up next for the Trifecta? Should I post something for Quota desperately diving for cover, or are Numnums and Neverthere up? 

[Edgedancer he/him]

I was just going to have one massive bullet that they all were in. Trying to control multiple would be pretty hard. If we were able to write it at the same time, where Winterspell is able to slow down the ice capsule while Deathgale makes a cushion of air, it may work, but going cold turkey at those velocities will not work so well otherwise. If you have a better destination than the Destructors, it would be better to mention it beforehand. I can have Blindsight see what is going on and just point them in the direction that will put them where they need to be.

You got a point there, although at least Deathgale would be fine with the impact on his own.

 

Who's up next for the Trifecta? Should I post something for Quota desperately diving for cover, or are Numnums and Neverthere up? 

I'm not involved in the scene but a desperate Quota seems to be something that can only be topped by a dead Quota.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

I'm not involved in the scene but a desperate Quota seems to be something that can only be topped by a dead Quota.

 

Dead Quota is on its way, so I suppose desperate Quota will do for now.  

[Edgedancer he/him]

Dead Quota is on its way, so I suppose desperate Quota will do for now.

One of these days Quota will have to find out that there is a Slontze-quota.

Edited March 14, 2015 by Edgedancer

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

One of these days Quota will have to find out that there is a Slontze-quota.

 

It will be a difficult lesson, but one every slontze has to learn.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

I just lost my post. 

 

YOU MADE ME LOSE MY POST QUOTA 

 

YOUR DEATH WILL NOT BE PLEASANT AND THE REWRITE WILL BE FAR MORE HUMILIATING 

[Kobold King he/him]

I just lost my post. 

 

YOU MADE ME LOSE MY POST QUOTA 

 

YOUR DEATH WILL NOT BE PLEASANT AND THE REWRITE WILL BE FAR MORE HUMILIATING 

 

Ouch. Sorry to hear that.

 

Well, not sorry that the rewrite will be more humiliating.

Edited March 14, 2015 by Kobold King

[Edgedancer he/him]

I just lost my post. 

 

YOU MADE ME LOSE MY POST QUOTA 

 

YOUR DEATH WILL NOT BE PLEASANT AND THE REWRITE WILL BE FAR MORE HUMILIATING 

And this is why I always write my RP-posts in a word document and then copy paste it. Quota can't reach there.

 

Still my condolence.

Edited March 14, 2015 by Edgedancer

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Ouch. Sorry to hear that.

 

Well, not sorry that the rewrite will be more humiliating.

 

And this is why I always write my RP-posts in a word document and then copy paste it. Quota can't reach there.

 

Still my condolence.

 

Thanks, both of you. I don't blame him for trying to destroy my posts, though. I'm at the point where, in regards to his death scene, I'm considering and rejecting ideas based on how much pain they'll cause him, and I still haven't found a method painful enough to make it truly karmic.  

[Sirce Luckwielder he/him]

You got a point there, although at least Deathgale would be fine with the impact on his own.

Winterspell would be fine too, but I would rather have them touch down where they were aiming. It's a lot easier than trying to rewrite physics more than the number of times that we will be breaking it in the first place.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

And there we go. Quota's first encounter with a dinosaur.  

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

It would have to be pretty hot. A little lower than 100 degrees celsius, according to google. 

 

Also according to Google, deep orange flames are usually around 1100 degrees celsius, so his fire should be hot enough to burn her blood. So there's no wibbly wobbly Epic physics protecting those darts? 

[Kobold King he/him]

I have a new favorite Quota scene.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

I have a new favorite Quota scene.

 

Do I sense a ponification on the horizon?  

[Kobold King he/him]

Do I sense a ponification on the horizon?

 

If I can find the vectors I'd need.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Dear Voidus,

 

There are some strange street names where I live. Most of them are obviously the result of people trying to be poetic—Quiet Canyon, Silverstone, etc. But today, I saw one that really stood out, and I can't get it out of my head. So I relay it in a question to you. 

 

What would an Epic named Chainfruit be like?  

[mail-mi he/him]

Twi, that was beautiful. Absolutely, perfectly beautiful.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Twi, that was beautiful. Absolutely, perfectly beautiful.

 

Thank you, but nothing can approach the perfection of Timeport being eaten by a dinosaur.  

[Mailliw73 he/him]

Thanks

 

So does this look good for a Metalmech icon? (I'm looking mostly at you Mailliw )

 

 

Looks great! Does this mean we'll be getting a Metalmech POV soon? 

Who's up next for the Trifecta? Should I post something for Quota desperately diving for cover, or are Numnums and Neverthere up? 

Now should Electro go or do you want to, Voidus? Electro's likely to just instantly blast electricity at whatever comes. Luckily, I think his reaction will be too quick to aim perfectly and so he might only happen to manage to cut off one of Numnum's arms instead of his head.

[TwiLyghtSansSparkles she/her]

Now should Electro go or do you want to, Voidus? Electro's likely to just instantly blast electricity at whatever comes. Luckily, I think his reaction will be too quick to aim perfectly and so he might only happen to manage to cut off one of Numnum's arms instead of his head.

 

So what are the chances of Electro bringing up Quota's very unmanly scream of terror after Numnums has been taken care of?  

[Mailliw73 he/him]

So what are the chances of Electro bringing up Quota's very unmanly scream of terror after Numnums has been taken care of?

Very, very high. As are the chances of him calling him a coward for hiding and Timeport an arrogant idiot for bragging and missing a sparking dinosaur.

[Kobold King he/him]

Very, very high. As are the chances of him calling him a coward for hiding and Timeport an arrogant idiot for bragging and missing a sparking dinosaur.

 

Both insults are accurate, for once.

 

 

I've been thinking, by the way, and what I think we need is a duel between Funtimes and the Hated One. Could Funtimes transform his despicable Legos? How long before she would realize that her attempts at creating new shoes for herself are futile? And how far can the Hated One run before glittery justice catches up to him?