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"Uh, helllo?"

 

A solitary figure suddenly stood in the field, shifting a box to his left hand as he consulted a slip of paper.

 

"Anyone battling here? Someone wanted a mid-combat delivery."

 

Nobody answered. 

 

"Please tell me I got the address right this time."

 

The figure looked at his wrist, even though he didn't wear a watch. Mumbling followed.

 

"No, the fixed digits are there... The inter-stish is cancels... Mem-tensor's good..."

 

He scratched his head, looked around, then stomped.

 

"AUGH! Crazy customers. Why can't you just check the shipping timetables? It's so simple! You-"

 

Noticing the confetti on the ground, he stooped down.

 

"Confetti. In the Roughs. Smells like jelly beans. Odd."

 

Placing the package on the ground, he sifted though some of the confetti for a few minutes, occasionally stopping to stare into the middle distance and rearrange objects only he seemed to see, muttering to himself. He got up and began pacing, but jerked to a stop.

 

 

"Gak! Musn't be late for the Dole. Too bad for whoever wanted the Aon fabs."

 

And in a blink, no one was there. 

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Whilst all the action occurred, the Panda observed nonchalantly while contentedly chewing a bamboo.

 

(May I propose that we could settle this with a simple vote, the same way the war between the Newcago Court and the Lords of Chaos was settled?)

Posted

Winter went with the DA. We have an RPish thing going on there.

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How do i join the Dark Alley?

You don't. You join the Anti Bakery, or you join the Zucchini.

( I think you just ask them on the DA thread. )

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How do i join the Dark Alley?

You go the thread and say, "I want to join."

Or something like that. It's pretty easy. And we have perks for joining.

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Access to pretty much any form of Investiture. Access to our research labs. Cookies. Soups. Enchiladas. Baked goods of all sorts.

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And eternal enslavenment to Ruin! Don't forget that...

Oh I seeeeeeeee. You've already joined...

Drats

  • 2 months later...
Posted (edited)

Like a bright bolt of lightning, Venture Mistborn shot towards Panda. He crashed Panda into while tapping his ironmind, making himself hundredfold heavier. Panda went hurling through a skyscraper.

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The sudden spike in Investiture on the battlefield alerted Voidus who stepped out of a nearby shadow.

"Huh. This place still here? And also apparently confetti. Who put confetti on my battleground? And how? And even more importantly why?"

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Xanas soulcast the atium to lead, venture's weapons to crystal, and dropped him in the middle of the reshi sea with aon tia. This battle was dead before you were here.

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Venture drew Aon Tia in the bottom of the ocean, then duralumin-Pushed Xanas into a spike. Burning brass and duralumin he took control of Xanas. "Kill Voidus"

P.S. Xanas I will remove the spike if you join with the Surgebinder Thieves.

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Oww! Ven screamed. " Its okay Winter." Ven burned electrum and saw a coin from Xanas drop his future self. He jumped out of the way. Then he duralumin- Pushed Winter ( and her claws) into Voidus.

P.S. Winter did you get my message on the DA thread?

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Voidus raised an eyebrow as Xanas temporarily lost control of his body.

"Really? We're a hemalurgic research institute, you don't think we're aware of and have counters for that sort of thing?"

Voidus pulled a Blessing of Stability out and, taking careful aim, Steelpushed it into Xanas' spiritweb, rendering him far more resistant to emotional Allomancy.

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"Dang!" Ven shouted as Winter's coins slammed into him and he lost control of Xanas. Ven checked his reserves.

Only iron and pewter left. Metalminds: Iron and Zinc. No Stormlight.

This is going down quickly. Ven toppled from blood loss.

( we friends or nah)

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Fatebreaker promtly popped up next to the fallen Mistborn.

 

"Now now, that was poor manners. You didn't even offer him a cookie. What a churlish fellow. Xanas happens to a nice guy. A little homicidal on occasion, but then aren't we all? Any way i just came here to let you know that unlicensed hemalurgy is frowned upon around here, and by that i mean we'll feed you to the Riftwhale, where your particles will be digested in another dimension, along with millions of spacefish. Oh and a bit of advice,"

 

The Stranger rammed a two foot long spike through the kids shoulder and deep into the ground.

 

"whitespines may be deadly, but they shouldn't go chasing chasmfiends. TTFN!"

 

And with that the stranger dissipated, leaving a faint echo of his laughter. 

Posted (edited)

Ven shot up. He drew Aon Ien and some modifiers in the air and his wounds healed instantly. " I thought we were allies, Winter" Ven said with a hurt expression, " but that must have changed." Ven drew Aon Daa and blasted Winter. He then Ironpulled her vial to his hand and downed. Ven flared his metals.

( what is whith the thing in your signature? Thats not nice:( )

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