Guest Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 Ooh, touche. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board. I'm gonna set you up for the next one (C3PO) and this is perfect for you: You're a mindless philosopher.
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 You overweight glob of grease! Stop following me! Get away from me!
gjustice99 she/her Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 Am I the only one who feels like this site is on the verge of warfare between the Anti Bakery and the Dark Alley?
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 If it is, I hope our side can count on the support of the Pack of the Cosmere. Only then can we hope for success. Hemolergy must be halted in its tracks.
Iredomi Posted January 24, 2015 Author Posted January 24, 2015 (edited) Winter Cloud thank you for your support. Your task is to stand at the entrance to 17th Shard and hand out the healing scones. Our first task is to heal and protect. Destruction of the Dark Alley will come later.I'm sure Quiver can be of assistance. I'm an uncertain of the nature of his baked goods but I don't think anything can be worse than the DA. And we need all the help we can get. Edited January 24, 2015 by Iredomi
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 Respectfully, I disagree with your chosen tactics. The only way to ensure our scones are not corrupting others is to not hand them out. We need to stress the importance of not eating foods offered by anyone on the shard. In short, we must foster self sufficiency before we can start to trust one another. For now, the official position should be no foods or drinks from any forumer. It will gain us the most trust.
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 Me? I am 1000% against it. I will support the AB until it starts supporting hemolergy.
Guest Posted January 24, 2015 Posted January 24, 2015 "What he's saying is that he doesn't need your help," said the Panda. "He feels...better than you, because you're a wolf and he's a human. I'm doubtful that this alliance could do a thing to the DA."
JTolman he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 DRagon Baked Zucchini Bread humbly offered to your services. 2
Guest Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 "Talking about the helmuargical abomination thing. That was supposed to prompt a 'of course you aren't an abomination.' I had this done to me." Winter pulled her pants up for her chromium spike. She decided that wouldn't show her iron spike. That one was in an awkward position. "Not by choice. And neither did anyone else." Winter snarled. "I said the alley had to be stopped because they did this. Not condemnation of their victims." Every word was crisp and pronounced."Well," the Panda said in an abashed manner, "I didn't realize that you were one of the DA's victims. When did this happen? I'm a rather new member, you see, barely a week long. But whoever did this did an excellent job. I shall have to take lessons from them." The Panda grinned cheekily.
Guest Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 Winter growled, fangs and claws coming out. "Would anyone mind if I got blood on the floor?" She asked, eyeing the Panda.The Panda pulled several vials out of his waistcoat and downed them. "Dear, I don't think you really want to do that," he yawned.
gjustice99 she/her Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 *grabs popcorn to watch the ensuing fight* 1
Guest Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 "Whatever," the Panda shrugged. "I'm really a peaceful guy at heart." He turned his back and grabbed a scone. "Hey, you wanna hear a joke, wolfie? Why did the wolf cross the road?"
Guest Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 "Oh wow. Your hand-paw coordination is EXTREMELY good," the Panda smirked. He grabbed another scone. "What do you want me to do, scream in fear or something?" Chomp. "Aaah. Help. I'm really scared. I'm being attacked by a little wolfie." Chomp.
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 (edited) Okay, I don't know why this has developed into a role playing thing, but I am going to bring it back on track. Panda, get out. Winter...? We should be the vigilant few who guard against the attempts to make slaves of newcomers. Edited January 25, 2015 by Arthur Dent
Guest Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 Okay, I don't know why this has developed into a role playing thing, but I am going to bring it back on track. Panda, get out. Winter...? We should be the vigilant few who guard against the attempts to make slaves of newcomers. Whoa whoa whoa. We was havin' fun!
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 Yeah, I know. I was just bringing it back on track until I got off line. Then you two could run amuck and rp all you want.
Guest Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 Yeah, I know. I was just bringing it back on track until I got off line. Then you two could run amuck and rp all you want. Unfortunately, Winter is gone now. I wanted to see how that panned out...
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 Ugh fine. *Winter is scared off by a smell on the winds. Her face turns white and she runs away. Out of the darkness, Panda hears the crack of a towel. He turns just in time to see Arthur Dent step from the shadows* "Hello, Panda," Dent says, his southern London accent rolling off his tongue. "I thought I told you to leave."
Quiver he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 Look at the bright side, Panda. If things went badly, I might have had to sic Mafia Dash on you two. Can't have you roughin' up this suckers Iredomi's joint, now can we? (I really need to codify the Mafia Six's personas somewhere. And I'm using the Mafia Six here, Science!Twilight in the Pack thread...and still haven't got a Quiver pony anywhere. I find that funny.)
Guest Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 (edited) Ugh fine. *Winter is scared off by a smell on the winds. Her face turns white and she runs away. Out of the darkness, Panda hears the crack of a towel. He turns just in time to see Arthur Dent step from the shadows* "Hello, Panda," Dent says, his southern London accent rolling off his tongue. "I thought I told you to leave." "Again?! What is it with you and your towel?!" the Panda angrily said. Look at the bright side, Panda. If things went badly, I might have had to sic Mafia Dash on you two. Can't have you roughin' up this suckers Iredomi's joint, now can we? (I really need to codify the Mafia Six's personas somewhere. And I'm using the Mafia Six here, Science!Twilight in the Pack thread...and still haven't got a Quiver pony anywhere. I find that funny.) Who is Mafia Six? Edited January 25, 2015 by inexorablePanda
Quiver he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 The Mafia Six- abbreviated descriptions at the bottom on the second to last page of the Herd topic- are my version of Equestrian mobsters lol. I was joking to Kobold about his Kobold Mafia gang, starting doodling some ideas and...ta-da. The Equestrian Multiverse now has a gangster world.
RawToast225 he/him Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 "You have to know where your towel is. Always," Dent said taking a step toward Panda. "You need to leave. Now. I will count to five and you will be gone. One."
Guest Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 The Mafia Six- abbreviated descriptions at the bottom on the second to last page of the Herd topic- are my version of Equestrian mobsters lol. I was joking to Kobold about his Kobold Mafia gang, starting doodling some ideas and...ta-da. The Equestrian Multiverse now has a gangster world. I see.
Guest Posted January 25, 2015 Posted January 25, 2015 "You have to know where your towel is. Always," Dent said taking a step toward Panda. "You need to leave. Now. I will count to five and you will be gone. One." "Uuuuummmm...nah? I'm perfectly fine where I am." The Panda finished off his scone and popped another vial, for good measure." pardon the double post.
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