What would you do with a Shardblade? (WoR spoilers)

[High prince of geeks he/him]

It would make shop class a lot easier

[hoidhunter he/him]

Have you ever wanted to slash the tires on someone's car?  Just imagine their expression when they are leaving for work in the morning and the whole engine in on the ground under the car.

 

Or...systematically replace the face on all statues in the world with your own...

 

mess with people by cutting things in half when they are not looking then dismissing your blade..."I don't know man it just FELL in half!"

[Renegade he/him]

Cut through someone's legs, just so you can Awaken their legs with the Command: "Have boogie fever."

[Kobold King he/him]

"What would you do for a Klondike bar?"

 

"Wait ten heartbeats."

 

"...You know what, just take it."

[Andvari]

Become a volunteer fire fighter and use it to cut through walls, wreckage etc. I don't know what else I could even do with it that wouldn't cause any harm. Now if I had the shardblade AND the powers of there Lord Ruler I could do 10000000 times as much

[Peng the Just he/him]

Cut through someone's legs, just so you can Awaken their legs with the Command: "Have boogie fever."

maybe you could even make it so it only activated with a certain command phrase or something, it's sort of a lifeless, so it should be able to take complex commands. I think I would make it so when anyone says the word "sad" it activates. They'd be parapaligic until someone activated it.

"Did you here what happened to Dave's wife? That's so sad.

*leaps from wheelchair and starts dancing*

[Newan he/him]

http://youtu.be/OMOVFvcNfvE?t=47s

 

I would start summoning my shardblade at this point in the trailer.  

Why are my heartbeats so quick, you ask?  BECAUSE THIS TRAILER IS FLIPPING AWESOME, THAT'S WHY.