18th Shard he/him Posted November 12, 2014 Posted November 12, 2014 (edited) Come join the dark alley. We have cookies. People you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley Edited November 12, 2014 by 18th Shard 1
Redbird he/him Posted November 12, 2014 Posted November 12, 2014 (edited) This appears to be legitimate,come to the dark alley bakery, of course, there are cookies. Edited November 12, 2014 by Redbird3000 1
Voidus Posted November 12, 2014 Posted November 12, 2014 I give my completely unbiased support towards this suggestion.
Fatebreaker he/him Posted November 13, 2014 Posted November 13, 2014 I support this in an objective, third party sort of way.
Queen Elsa Steelheart she/her Posted November 13, 2014 Posted November 13, 2014 "The only cookies for me are from the Dark Alley."
Quiver he/him Posted November 13, 2014 Posted November 13, 2014 Cookies are like hemalurgically charged spikes, because the longer they spend outside of something, the more power they lose until they become stale. 2
Voidus Posted November 13, 2014 Posted November 13, 2014 Cookies are like hemalurgically charged spikes, because the longer they spend outside of something, the more power they lose until they become stale. The Dark Alley would like to express publicly that its cookies are in no way like hemalurgic spikes. 4
Shardcellist Posted November 13, 2014 Posted November 13, 2014 Dieting iron ferrings love our Dark Alley cookies. They make it so much easier to lose weight.
Observer Posted November 14, 2014 Posted November 14, 2014 If your cookies are as stale as these jokes, I probably don't want to go anywhere near them. 7
18th Shard he/him Posted November 22, 2014 Author Posted November 22, 2014 No, we make our cookies fresh and in-alley prepared. We would never sell you low-quality cookies (goes to hide relevant sections in disclaimers section)
Vision he/him Posted November 22, 2014 Posted November 22, 2014 And now for the most important question in the Cosmere: What would actually happen if you ate an Awakened hemalurgic cookie? Especially if it had a weird command like 'survive' or 'spike' or 'be delicious'?
18th Shard he/him Posted November 22, 2014 Author Posted November 22, 2014 (edited) Good question. Researchers will be here with your specially prepared cookie momentarily. Please try to explain your experience fully, so as to improve baking. The Dark Alley is always looking for new recruits. Find your local cookie vendor for more information. See "Dark Alley" link in signature for a Find Store Closest to you feature. Edited November 22, 2014 by 18th Shard 1
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