Allow me to introduce myself

[ROTTING_FANG he/him]

Wassup 
My name is a Emil I am new to shard. (my homie said I would fit in well)
I am totally and completely addict to monster energy 
I love history, planes, cars, arthropods, random mysteries, watching movies and animated tv shows (especially indie shows)  Listening to music, crossfit, exploring and  cosplay. 

I dream of someday becoming a airplane mechanic or a mechanic for a DTM team (I genuinely cannot spell mecniacnic but autocorrect saved my ahh)

I eat cement 

yha umm idk man... Cement is pretty yummy 

I dont acctully know how to spell:/ 

this took me like 20 minutes to type 

 

ebeeegeeeb ee be geeb 

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

1 hour ago, ROTTING_FANG said:

Wassup 
My name is a Emil I am new to shard. (my homie said I would fit in well)
I am totally and completely addict to monster energy 
I love history, planes, cars, arthropods, random mysteries, watching movies and animated tv shows (especially indie shows)  Listening to music, crossfit, exploring and  cosplay. 

I dream of someday becoming a airplane mechanic or a mechanic for a DTM team (I genuinely cannot spell mecniacnic but autocorrect saved my ahh)

I eat cement 

yha umm idk man... Cement is pretty yummy 

I dont acctully know how to spell:/ 

this took me like 20 minutes to type 

 

ebeeegeeeb ee be geeb 

Welcome to the Shard! What’s your favorite Monster flavor?

Which Sanderson books have you read?

[ROTTING_FANG he/him]

12 hours ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

Welcome to the Shard! What’s your favorite Monster flavor?

Which Sanderson books have you read?

Wassup 

my favorite flavor is the zero ultra also lovingly know as white monster 

I have read the skyward and alcatraz series I am currently working though stormlight archive 

[GG0z He/Him]

14 hours ago, ROTTING_FANG said:

Wassup 
My name is a Emil I am new to shard. (my homie said I would fit in well)
I am totally and completely addict to monster energy 
I love history, planes, cars, arthropods, random mysteries, watching movies and animated tv shows (especially indie shows)  Listening to music, crossfit, exploring and  cosplay. 

I dream of someday becoming a airplane mechanic or a mechanic for a DTM team (I genuinely cannot spell mecniacnic but autocorrect saved my ahh)

I eat cement 

yha umm idk man... Cement is pretty yummy 

I dont acctully know how to spell:/ 

this took me like 20 minutes to type 

 

ebeeegeeeb ee be geeb 

I am going on a wild guess and assuming you have ADHD?

You will fit in. Definitely 

[Conure1243 He/Him]

2 minutes ago, GG0z said:

I am going on a wild guess and assuming you have ADHD?

You will fit in. Definitely 

By the way, in case you couldn’t tell, I’m the one who suggested he joined.

I already know Emil quite well, so I don’t have a good question to ask.

And… yeah, he can be more chaotic than me

[Mystfall He/Him]

Just now, Conure1243 said:

By the way, in case you couldn’t tell, I’m the one who suggested he joined.

I already know Emil quite well, so I don’t have a good question to ask.

And… yeah, he can be more chaotic than me

How many people have you got onto the shard now?

like half my family and my friend group is a Brandon Sanderson fan, and yet I’ve only managed to get my sister on here.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

1 minute ago, Mystfall said:

How many people have you got onto the shard now?

like half my family and my friend group is a Brandon Sanderson fan, and yet I’ve only managed to get my sister on here.

Uhhh, only three, I think

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

14 hours ago, ROTTING_FANG said:

Wassup 
My name is a Emil I am new to shard. (my homie said I would fit in well)
I am totally and completely addict to monster energy 
I love history, planes, cars, arthropods, random mysteries, watching movies and animated tv shows (especially indie shows)  Listening to music, crossfit, exploring and  cosplay. 

I dream of someday becoming a airplane mechanic or a mechanic for a DTM team (I genuinely cannot spell mecniacnic but autocorrect saved my ahh)

I eat cement 

yha umm idk man... Cement is pretty yummy 

I dont acctully know how to spell:/ 

this took me like 20 minutes to type 

 

ebeeegeeeb ee be geeb 

What cosmere books have you read?

Also, just to set the scene, Conure has told me multiple times that I am the coolestest ever person who is so very cool and awesome and amazing and also cool and also very cool. I would never lie.

[ROTTING_FANG he/him]

29 minutes ago, GG0z said:

I am going on a wild guess and assuming you have ADHD?

You will fit in. Definitely 

 I do have Adhd lol

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

What cosmere books have you read?

Also, just to set the scene, Conure has told me multiple times that I am the coolestest ever person who is so very cool and awesome and amazing and also cool and also very cool. I would never lie.

…

He can read thoughts

Though it’s more accurately one of the coolest people.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

4 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

…

He can read thoughts

Though it’s more accurately one of the coolest people.

Yeah I'm cool

HAH

YES

SOMEONE FINALLY ADMITTED IT

I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

YAY

[GG0z He/Him]

27 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Yeah I'm cool

HAH

YES

SOMEONE FINALLY ADMITTED IT

I'M COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

YAY

No one denied it

[The Living Avo]

15 hours ago, ROTTING_FANG said:

Wassup 
My name is a Emil I am new to shard. (my homie said I would fit in well)
I am totally and completely addict to monster energy 
I love history, planes, cars, arthropods, random mysteries, watching movies and animated tv shows (especially indie shows)  Listening to music, crossfit, exploring and  cosplay. 

I dream of someday becoming a airplane mechanic or a mechanic for a DTM team (I genuinely cannot spell mecniacnic but autocorrect saved my ahh)

I eat cement 

yha umm idk man... Cement is pretty yummy 

I dont acctully know how to spell:/ 

this took me like 20 minutes to type 

 

ebeeegeeeb ee be geeb 

Welcome. If you were a cheese, 1) what flavor would you, 2) would you like to be eaten by yourself or with a specific dish and 3) why that cheese.

[ROTTING_FANG he/him]

1 hour ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

What cosmere books have you read?

Also, just to set the scene, Conure has told me multiple times that I am the coolestest ever person who is so very cool and awesome and amazing and also cool and also very cool. I would never lie.

Dude I think you might be pretty cool 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, ROTTING_FANG said:

Dude I think you might be pretty cool 

*internally* yes! I managed to fool him... Soon... I will fool them ALLLLLLLL! Then everyone will be fooled, bambozled, and tricked into believe the most outragous lie... that I am COOL

YES

Wait

Did I say that out loud?

[GG0z He/Him]

3 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

*internally* yes! I managed to fool him... Soon... I will fool them ALLLLLLLL! Then everyone will be fooled, bambozled, and tricked into believe the most outragous lie... that I am COOL

YES

Wait

Did I say that out loud?

*telikinetically*

no, only to me...

but I know you are truly cool

[The Living Avo]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

*internally* yes! I managed to fool him... Soon... I will fool them ALLLLLLLL! Then everyone will be fooled, bambozled, and tricked into believe the most outragous lie... that I am COOL

YES

Wait

Did I say that out loud?

I mean I like your "Which Radiant order's oaths resonate with you the most" question. Nice pun. I'm guessing you use it a lot.

[ROTTING_FANG he/him]

6 minutes ago, The Living Avo said:

Welcome. If you were a cheese, 1) what flavor would you, 2) would you like to be eaten by yourself or with a specific dish and 3) why that cheese.

If I was a cheese I would be swiss. Or sharp cheddar depending on the mood that day. If I am in a high energy mood then I am sharp cheddar. But if I am feeling wimsical and like I can go build a cabin in the woods and eat hunted meat for the rest of my days then I would be swiss. if I was swiss I would hope to be eaten with a chicken sandwich one with mayo pickles a browned fancy ahh bun definitely with relish and mustard too. If I am cheddar than I am to be eaten with the most juicy amican burger ever made with a AR-15 on the side because mirica

[Conure1243 He/Him]

7 minutes ago, ROTTING_FANG said:

Dude I think you might be pretty cool 

Oh yeah, I think you two could get along very well

[ROTTING_FANG he/him]

5 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

*internally* yes! I managed to fool him... Soon... I will fool them ALLLLLLLL! Then everyone will be fooled, bambozled, and tricked into believe the most outragous lie... that I am COOL

YES

Wait

Did I say that out loud?

Say what out loud I didn’t hear nothin

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Just now, ROTTING_FANG said:

If I was a cheese I would be swiss. Or sharp cheddar depending on the mood that day. If I am in a high energy mood then I am sharp cheddar. But if I am feeling wimsical and like I can go build a cabin in the woods and eat hunted meat for the rest of my days then I would be swiss. if I was swiss I would hope to be eaten with a chicken sandwich one with mayo pickles a browned fancy ahh bun definitely with relish and mustard too. If I am cheddar than I am to be eaten with the most juicy amican burger ever made with a AR-15 on the side because mirica

*sniff*
The most beautiful words I have read today

[The Living Avo]

These are the most beautiful words a man can say.

5 minutes ago, ROTTING_FANG said:

If I was a cheese I would be swiss. Or sharp cheddar depending on the mood that day. If I am in a high energy mood then I am sharp cheddar. But if I am feeling wimsical and like I can go build a cabin in the woods and eat hunted meat for the rest of my days then I would be swiss. if I was swiss I would hope to be eaten with a chicken sandwich one with mayo pickles a browned fancy ahh bun definitely with relish and mustard too. If I am cheddar than I am to be eaten with the most juicy amican burger ever made with a AR-15 on the side because mirica

 

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Just now, The Living Avo said:

These are the most beautiful words a man can say.

 

Agreed

[ROTTING_FANG he/him]

1 minute ago, Conure1243 said:

Oh yeah, I think you two could get along very well

Hehehehe

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

11 minutes ago, The Living Avo said:

I mean I like your "Which Radiant order's oaths resonate with you the most" question. Nice pun. I'm guessing you use it a lot.

Yeah, I used to have bunch, but that one was the only one with a pun, and the one I was most interested in, and typing them all out by hand was getting tiring.

9 minutes ago, ROTTING_FANG said:

Say what out loud I didn’t hear nothin

∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿

Oh that's cool

how do you do ᐛ