Defeating the Nightmare Bagel

[Usseewa ✾ She♡They ✾]

i love bagels

pronounceds with the 'a' of "bag" or "cat" /iykyk /ref

[GG0z He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Usseewa said:

i love bagels

pronounceds with the 'a' of "bag" or "cat" /iykyk /ref

bagels?!? where!!??

[Conure1243 He/Him]

38 minutes ago, GG0z said:

bagels?!? where!!??

I'm a bagel

*dies*

[GG0z He/Him]

45 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

I'm a bagel

*dies*

You died again?!?

[Conure1243 He/Him]

10 minutes ago, GG0z said:

You died again?!?

Yeah.

I died of being a bagel

[Factor She/Her]

2 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Yeah.

I died of being a bagel

I think you can be healed with some butter.

[GG0z He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Yeah.

I died of being a bagel

Conure

?-2026

Cause of death:Bagel

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Just now, GG0z said:

Conure

?-2026

Cause of death:Bagel

Bagel-ify's GG0z

[GG0z He/Him]

Just now, Conure1243 said:

Bagel-ify's GG0z

GG0z can't resist the deliciousness of being a bagel, and eats himself

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Just now, GG0z said:

GG0z can't resist the deliciousness of being a bagel, and eats himself

We need to stop eating people here.

*eats person*

[GG0z He/Him]

1 minute ago, Conure1243 said:

We need to stop eating people here.

*eats person*

No. We won't.

 

FAX!! We forgot to do the PREVIOUSLY, ON THE NIGHTMARE BAGEL...

[Factor She/Her]

3 minutes ago, GG0z said:

No. We won't.

 

FAX!! We forgot to do the PREVIOUSLY, ON THE NIGHTMARE BAGEL...

Yes blu- om 2% watch ahhh

Onh. 8/co. Ah well, watch is still tee much.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

5 minutes ago, GG0z said:

FAX!! We forgot to do the PREVIOUSLY, ON THE NIGHTMARE BAGEL...

PREVIOUSLY, ON THE NIGHTMARE BAGEL...

People forgot to recap, and somebody probably died. Twice.

Just occurred to me that... I'm the guy who died twice.

[Factor She/Her]

PREVIOUSLY ON THE NIGHTMARE BAGEL

Our heroes were on the game show Game Changer, hosted by Sam Reich. Then they encountered some new friends, Wrath (no sign of Spirit or Of) and Usseewa.

(wait, had she been here before?)

Edited Friday at 12:16 AM by Factor

[GG0z He/Him]

36 minutes ago, Factor said:

PREVIOUSLY ON THE NIGHTMARE BAGEL

Our heroes were on the game show Game Changer, hosted by Sam Reich. Then they encountered some new friends, Wrath (no sign of Spirit or Of) and Usseewa.

(wait, had she been here before?)

Idk

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Honestly, time loops are probably here because of spite.

[GG0z He/Him]

And those a4cane beings

And those a4cane beings

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Sup

What on Roshar is happening

*offers a bag of hula hoops because they seem to maybe be relevant*

[GG0z He/Him]

10 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

Sup

What on Roshar is happening

*offers a bag of hula hoops because they seem to maybe be relevant*

I keep forgetting how there are more pages, and my phone glitches a lot

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

6 minutes ago, GG0z said:

I keep forgetting how there are more pages, and my phone glitches a lot

Lol fair enough

I keep getting this thread mixed up with TLPL

Would you like a pool noodle?

[GG0z He/Him]

29 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

Lol fair enough

I keep getting this thread mixed up with TLPL

Would you like a pool noodle?

That is tge best compliment you could have given!

 

Never offer me pool noodles. I have unresolved an conflict with them. *shudders*

Edited yesterday at 05:05 PM by GG0z

[Conure1243 He/Him]

8 hours ago, GG0z said:

That is tge best compliment you could have given!

 

Never offer me pool noodles. I have unresolved an conflict with them. *shudders*

*bonks GG0z with a pool noodle*

Resolve conflicts!!

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

19 hours ago, GG0z said:

That is tge best compliment you could have given!

 

Never offer me pool noodles. I have unresolved an conflict with them. *shudders*

Ink blinks rapidly. "You're welcome! Would you care for a bandage?"

 

11 hours ago, Conure1243 said:

*bonks GG0z with a pool noodle*

Resolve conflicts!!

*BONKS with a pool noodle*

Avoid conflicts!!

[GG0z He/Him]

14 hours ago, Conure1243 said:

*bonks GG0z with a pool noodle*

Resolve conflicts!!

"Aaaaaaaah! My orchestra conductor used one of those to bonk people!"

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

17 minutes ago, GG0z said:

"Aaaaaaaah! My orchestra conductor used one of those to bonk people!"

"Your orchestra conductor sounds awesome!!! Mine doesn't use batons because she breaks them within three days!!!"