Factor She/Her Posted June 12 Posted June 12 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Keteᛕ said: Your doorstep. Let that sink in. Reveal hidden contents He's been waiting outside for like 4 days now Factor stares at Ketek in shock until she is hit with a fake plant. Quote Also, huh! I’m on the top posters here! Didn’t think I would get that anywhere. *promptly loses it* Edited June 12 by Factor
Conure1243 He/Him Posted June 12 Posted June 12 Conure makes human meatball ice cream for @Factor Don't ask me where I got the supplies for it. You don't wanna know
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted June 13 Posted June 13 Ink fills up several hundred IKEA sinks with water and puts xir sharks in them. Xe then puts the spaghetti shark in a saucepan and starts trying to hit Conure on the head with it.
Conure1243 He/Him Posted June 13 Posted June 13 Conure gets a concussion and promptly stabs the same bystander he previously killed
GG0z He/Him Posted June 13 Author Posted June 13 GG0z stares at the both of them in utter disbelief and confusion
Conure1243 He/Him Posted June 13 Posted June 13 What's the point of murdering bystanders if you can't murder them twice? Also, the souls of the dead likely go to IKEA anyway
Factor She/Her Posted June 13 Posted June 13 Probably. It’s the only place big enough to fit everyone who’s ever died.
Conure1243 He/Him Posted June 13 Posted June 13 2 hours ago, Factor said: Probably. It’s the only place big enough to fit everyone who’s ever died. "Underworld is infinity, but IKEA is creepier, deeper, and infinity + 1, and... WAIT AREN'T WE SURROUNDED BY DEMONS WHO ARE TRYING TO KILL US?! Shouldn't we be doing something about that?!"
GG0z He/Him Posted June 13 Author Posted June 13 39 minutes ago, Conure1243 said: "Underworld is infinity, but IKEA is creepier, deeper, and infinity + 1, and... WAIT AREN'T WE SURROUNDED BY DEMONS WHO ARE TRYING TO KILL US?! Shouldn't we be doing something about that?!" "No, philosophy is better"
Conure1243 He/Him Posted June 13 Posted June 13 (edited) "Philosophy is confusinnnnng" Edited June 13 by Conure1243
Keteᛕ He/Him/His Posted June 13 Posted June 13 "That's the entire point of philosophy. Its purpose is to be confusing so you have to think about it."
Conure1243 He/Him Posted June 13 Posted June 13 10 minutes ago, Keteᛕ said: "That's the entire point of philosophy. Its purpose is to be confusing so you have to think about it." "thinking... I don't do that often!" Conure says, triumphantly
Keteᛕ He/Him/His Posted June 13 Posted June 13 Quote hehehe you left your sentence without punctuation.... before realizing it took thought for him to say that, at which point his head explodes.
Conure1243 He/Him Posted June 13 Posted June 13 "Oop! My head exploded again. Glad I learned to speak through my neck and hands after last time." Conure produces a bandage for his neck. 1
GG0z He/Him Posted June 13 Author Posted June 13 20 minutes ago, Conure1243 said: "Oop! My head exploded again. Glad I learned to speak through my neck and hands after last time." Conure produces a bandage for his neck. GG0z decides that this is now normal
Conure1243 He/Him Posted June 13 Posted June 13 Conure can no longer see, and crashes into a nearby isle
GG0z He/Him Posted June 13 Author Posted June 13 GG0z pulls Conure back, but it's too late. He crashes into a sentient meatball
Keteᛕ He/Him/His Posted June 13 Posted June 13 Quote PUNCTUATION of little robots that attack him until he is tied against a palm tree, bound by his own arms. Quote Oh that still works haha.
Conure1243 He/Him Posted June 13 Posted June 13 "I don't like meatballs of metal," Says Conure, grumpily.
GG0z He/Him Posted June 13 Author Posted June 13 33 minutes ago, Conure1243 said: "I don't like meatballs of metal," Says Conure, grumpily. "Too bad"
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted June 14 Posted June 14 4 hours ago, Conure1243 said: *Odd length of silence* "HELLO!" Ink falls out of a cupboard in the kitchen department, accompanied by a cascade of clattering pans.
GG0z He/Him Posted June 14 Author Posted June 14 6 hours ago, Ink and Embers said: "HELLO!" Ink falls out of a cupboard in the kitchen department, accompanied by a cascade of clattering pans. "AAAAAAAAAAAH!"GG0z stands Ink with his breadstaff
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