Through the Living Hope Posted April 15 Posted April 15 The Beans and the Decaf Spoiler Alright, my brothers, listen closely I have an announcement to make Taking only cash has killed us slowly But now we will take Apple Pay Think of your bills and your taxes The IRS knows where you’ve been They take your pay and so you’re still here Do what I say and you’ll pay them again (Yes, sir!) Diomedes will read the charge Agamemnon will swipe the cards Menelaus will take those crates through the gates so we can sell small to large Tucer will roast all the beans in the stack and little Ajax will stay back Nestor, write Helen’s name then call her Neo, avenge your father, she who wants decaf, reject her (Yes, sir!) Find the scan to pay, now (woo) Give a guess of time (woo) Fight through every pain now (woo) Ask yourself inside What do you brew for? What do you cry for? What do you work for? Turn on the light for? (What do you brew for? What do you cry for? What do you work for? Turn on the light for?) Penelope, Penelope And Telemachus I brew for us I brew for us (What do you brew for?) Penelope (What do you cry for?) Telemachus (What do you work for?) The bills, I’ll pay (Turn on the light for?) WITH CAFF! Who was that? An order from one who’s to come You must get it done You must get this order all prepped right now (Tell me how) I don’t think you’re ready A coffee to give someone’s son If the drink’s wrong, he’ll run Throughout the whole store And he’ll break our glass (I won’t pass, I know that I’m ready) I don’t think you’re ready It’s just a child It’s just a boy What kind of proprietal threat does he pose That I cannot avoid? This is a son who has had far past what he should of caffeine Know that he will throw all our chairs into a stream Even with his age, he is filled with much rage If you give him caffeine now, you’ll have no store left to save You can say goodbye to (Penelope) You can say goodbye to (Penelope) If I brew decaf then I (He will burn your store and cash) Have betrayed the cause I fight (You won’t get your old job back) Can’t we just let him drink outside (A sunburn he will not lack) I’d rather close the store (He’ll buy, you must) Can’t brew decaf oh I’m begging please! (This is the will of your boss) Please don’t make me do this! Don’t make me do this! A one star review is something you won’t lose All you can choose is whose 6
Ink and Embers Any pronouns Posted April 15 Posted April 15 1 minute ago, Through the Living Hope said: The Beans and the Decaf Hide contents Alright, my brothers, listen closely I have an announcement to make Taking only cash has killed us slowly But now we will take Apple Pay Think of your bills and your taxes The IRS knows where you’ve been They take your pay and so you’re still here Do what I say and you’ll pay them again (Yes, sir!) Diomedes will read the charge Agamemnon will swipe the cards Menelaus will take those crates through the gates so we can sell small to large Tucer will roast all the beans in the stack and little Ajax will stay back Nestor, write Helen’s name then call her Neo, avenge your father, she who wants decaf, reject her (Yes, sir!) Find the scan to pay, now (woo) Give a guess of time (woo) Fight through every pain now (woo) Ask yourself inside What do you brew for? What do you cry for? What do you work for? Turn on the light for? (What do you brew for? What do you cry for? What do you work for? Turn on the light for?) Penelope, Penelope And Telemachus I brew for us I brew for us (What do you brew for?) Penelope (What do you cry for?) Telemachus (What do you work for?) The bills, I’ll pay (Turn on the light for?) WITH CAFF! Who was that? An order from one who’s to come You must get it done You must get this order all prepped right now (Tell me how) I don’t think you’re ready A coffee to give someone’s son If the drink’s wrong, he’ll run Throughout the whole store And he’ll break our glass (I won’t pass, I know that I’m ready) I don’t think you’re ready It’s just a child It’s just a boy What kind of proprietal threat does he pose That I cannot avoid? This is a son who has had far past what he should of caffeine Know that he will throw all our chairs into a stream Even with his age, he is filled with much rage If you give him caffeine now, you’ll have no store left to save You can say goodbye to (Penelope) You can say goodbye to (Penelope) If I brew decaf then I (He will burn your store and cash) Have betrayed the cause I fight (You won’t get your old job back) Can’t we just let him drink outside (A sunburn he will not lack) I’d rather close the store (He’ll buy, you must) Can’t brew decaf oh I’m begging please! (This is the will of your boss) Please don’t make me do this! Don’t make me do this! A one star review is something you won’t lose All you can choose is whose *bursts into laughter* THIS IS EPIC THIS IS LEGENDARY THIS IS ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I'VE EVER READ
Shatter He/Him Posted April 15 Posted April 15 12 minutes ago, Through the Living Hope said: The Beans and the Decaf Reveal hidden contents Alright, my brothers, listen closely I have an announcement to make Taking only cash has killed us slowly But now we will take Apple Pay Think of your bills and your taxes The IRS knows where you’ve been They take your pay and so you’re still here Do what I say and you’ll pay them again (Yes, sir!) Diomedes will read the charge Agamemnon will swipe the cards Menelaus will take those crates through the gates so we can sell small to large Tucer will roast all the beans in the stack and little Ajax will stay back Nestor, write Helen’s name then call her Neo, avenge your father, she who wants decaf, reject her (Yes, sir!) Find the scan to pay, now (woo) Give a guess of time (woo) Fight through every pain now (woo) Ask yourself inside What do you brew for? What do you cry for? What do you work for? Turn on the light for? (What do you brew for? What do you cry for? What do you work for? Turn on the light for?) Penelope, Penelope And Telemachus I brew for us I brew for us (What do you brew for?) Penelope (What do you cry for?) Telemachus (What do you work for?) The bills, I’ll pay (Turn on the light for?) WITH CAFF! Who was that? An order from one who’s to come You must get it done You must get this order all prepped right now (Tell me how) I don’t think you’re ready A coffee to give someone’s son If the drink’s wrong, he’ll run Throughout the whole store And he’ll break our glass (I won’t pass, I know that I’m ready) I don’t think you’re ready It’s just a child It’s just a boy What kind of proprietal threat does he pose That I cannot avoid? This is a son who has had far past what he should of caffeine Know that he will throw all our chairs into a stream Even with his age, he is filled with much rage If you give him caffeine now, you’ll have no store left to save You can say goodbye to (Penelope) You can say goodbye to (Penelope) If I brew decaf then I (He will burn your store and cash) Have betrayed the cause I fight (You won’t get your old job back) Can’t we just let him drink outside (A sunburn he will not lack) I’d rather close the store (He’ll buy, you must) Can’t brew decaf oh I’m begging please! (This is the will of your boss) Please don’t make me do this! Don’t make me do this! A one star review is something you won’t lose All you can choose is whose I love it. Black coffee is still better. >:3 (for all those reading, Hope and I fight over whether black coffee or coffee with milk and sugar is better. This is the result of that. lol.)
Adonalsium Will Return He/him Posted April 15 Posted April 15 (edited) Spoiler Six hundred men Six hundred employees under my command 'Cause I have one goal in mind Just beans, and grounds Only this coffee that I made by hand How will I get my caffeine? [HERMES] All you have to do is use these beans [ODYSSEUS, spoken] Hermes?! [HERMES laughs] [HERMES] Hello, old friend! [ODYSSEUS] So you're the one who gave me decaf [ODYSSEUS, spoken] Why are you here? [HERMES] You're being given a final option Consider this your one last chance To make some coffee and abandon caution Wash it away like the grounds your hands have known I know, if you dance with fate Then I know, I know, you'll enhance your state [ODYSSEUS] If your plan's so great, then why'd you wait to say it? [HERMES] Well, it's a little bit caffeinated, my friend You need a mindset change for this You cannot get away with playing safe for this You wanna wake up? Put it all on the line And put your whole brain in it Remember every drink in your domain for this You gotta treat it like it is the main event You wanna wake up? Put it all on the line Be caffeinated [ODYSSEUS, spoken] Alright, I'm in, what do I do? [HERMES, ENSEMBLE] First stop, get the tap water When lost, look to YouTube Follow the tutorial, no matter how far You think you're goin', you keep on brewin' When strangers lurk around the counter (Ah-ah) When decaf greets you with a smile (Ah-ah) Drink your way through, do what you must do But no matter what, keep drinking It's gonna be caffeinated, my friend You need a mindset change for this You cannot get away with playing safe for this You wanna wake up? Put it all on the line And put your whole brain in it Remember every drink in your domain for this You gotta treat it like it is the main event You wanna wake up? Put it all on the line Drink caffeine [HERMES, WINIONS, ALL] And lastly, the bean bag We went through so much to get this Grind these beans if you wanna get home, sir You won't get another time to try The amount of caffeine inside will let you get closer It was meant to help you by design ‘Cause no mortal can pass Poseidon’s storm Without caffeine so you'll make it home You'll make it home [ODYSSEUS] Don't you know that coffee is my friend? My whole life I've trained for this I cannot tell you how much I have paid for this I have to wake up Put it all on the line I'm gonna use brewing machines Every drink, every skill put to use for this I plan to put an end to all the foolishness I have to wake up Put it all on the line I'll be caffeinated [ODYSSEUS, spoken] Hermes! Thank you. [HERMES] Don't thank me, friend I'm not the one who fought for you [ODYSSEUS, spoken] Then who? [HERMES, spoken] Haha! Good luck! Edited April 15 by Adonalsium Will Return 2
Through the Living Hope Posted April 15 Author Posted April 15 Just now, Shatter said: I love it. Black coffee is still better. >:3 (for all those reading, Hope and I fight over whether black coffee or coffee with milk and sugar is better. This is the result of that. lol.) This is true lol Just now, Adonalsium Will Return said: Six hundred men Six hundred employees under my command 'Cause I have one goal in mind No beans, no grounds Only this coffee that I made by hand How will I get my caffeine? [HERMES] All you have to do is use these beans [ODYSSEUS, spoken] Hermes?! [HERMES laughs] [HERMES] Hello, old friend! [ODYSSEUS] So you're the one who gave me decaf [ODYSSEUS, spoken] Why are you here? [HERMES] You're being given a final option Consider this your one last chance To make some coffee and abandon caution Wash it away like the grounds your hands have known I know, if you dance with fate Then I know, I know, you'll enhance your state [ODYSSEUS] If your plan's so great, then why'd you wait to say it? [HERMES] Well, it's a little bit caffeinated, my friend You need a mindset change for this You cannot get away with playing safe for this You wanna wake up? Put it all on the line And put your whole brain in it Remember every drink in your domain for this You gotta treat it like it is the main event You wanna wake up? Put it all on the line Be caffeinated [ODYSSEUS, spoken] Alright, I'm in, what do I do? [HERMES, ENSEMBLE] First stop, get the tap water When lost, look to YouTube Follow the tutorial, no matter how far You think you're goin', you keep on brewin' When strangers lurk around the counter (Ah-ah) When decaf greets you with a smile (Ah-ah) Drink your way through, do what you must do But no matter what, keep drinking It's gonna be caffeinated, my friend You need a mindset change for this You cannot get away with playing safe for this You wanna wake up? Put it all on the line And put your whole brain in it Remember every drink in your domain for this You gotta treat it like it is the main event You wanna wake up? Put it all on the line Drink caffeine [HERMES, WINIONS, ALL] And lastly, the bean bag We went through so much to get this Grind these beans if you wanna get home, sir You won't get another time to try The amount of caffeine inside will let you get closer It was meant to help you by design ‘Cause no mortal can pass Poseidon’s storm Without caffeine so you'll make it home You'll make it home [ODYSSEUS] Don't you know that coffee is my friend? My whole life I've trained for this I cannot tell you how much I have paid for this I have to wake up Put it all on the line I'm gonna use brewing machines Every drink, every skill put to use for this I plan to put an end to all the foolishness I have to wake up Put it all on the line I'll be caffeinated [ODYSSEUS, spoken] Hermes! Thank you. [HERMES] Don't thank me, friend I'm not the one who fought for you [ODYSSEUS, spoken] Then who? [HERMES, spoken] Haha! Good luck! I shall consider using some of this, but I’m going in order so itll be a while I’m about to start on “Just a Manager” 1
Through the Living Hope Posted April 15 Author Posted April 15 Just a Manager Spoiler I look into the grind and I Think about the son of mine You’re as old as he’ll be When he tries caffeine Will this decaf haunt my days? Every cup I’ve made? Will this order cause endless pain? Close my eyes, for I can’t take the view What did I just brew? I’m just a man-ager who has a home I must keep my job to pay the bills for what I own I’m just a man-ager, this is my life I need cash to pay my bills and treat my son and wife I’m just a man But when does a preference become catastrophe? When does a pick me up fall away? When does a barista become a monster? When does an order become a usual? When does a bean brew become the blame? When does a barista become a monster? (When does a barista become a monster?) Forgive me (When does a barista become a monster?) Forgive me Forgive me I’m just a man 4
Through the Living Hope Posted April 15 Author Posted April 15 Buy Beans Ahead Spoiler 600 bucks, 600 bucks from the morning rush And that’s without tips in mind (We will pay our bills for our home’s land) 600 bucks, 600 beans left in our building But the problem’s not the roasts here (It’s the cost of the beans) And rent bills are waiting My staff is all waiting Penelope’s waiting for me So I’ll buy beans ahead, buy beans ahead Boss man (Eurylochus) 600 bucks, 600 dollars to buy what we need And we’ve run out of supplies for drinks (Milk in the fridge, a smidge, we need some more cream) 600 bucks, and every reason to buy what we can So, boss man, what’s the plan? (Boss man, what’s the plan?) Watch for open signs We can buy milk and cream We’ll find an open store, manager assistant team I’ll buy cream ahead, milk and beans ahead (You’re up, you’re off and away you go) (You’re up, you’re off and away you go) (You’re up, you’re off and away you go) Boss man! (Polites) Look! There in the distance, I see a WalMart I see an open sign that glows We can buy cream there, we can buy milk and beans there And maybe our lunches too, who knows? Something feels off here, the light is on but there’s no cars (I say we drive past, we don’t have time to waste if the Walmart’s closed and-) No Polites, pull up You and I’ll go ahead (You and I’ll go ahead) We should try to buy these things while our own shop’s dead (We may also need bread) Give me till lunchtime and if we don’t return Then just take the rush, we don’t have time to burn We’ll buy things ahead Buy things ahead Buy things ahead We’re up, we’re off, and away we go We’re up, we’re off, and away we go Buy things ahead (You’re up, you’re off and away you go) (You’re up, you’re off and a) Buy beans ahead 3
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted April 16 Posted April 16 11 hours ago, Through the Living Hope said: The Beans and the Decaf Reveal hidden contents Alright, my brothers, listen closely I have an announcement to make Taking only cash has killed us slowly But now we will take Apple Pay Think of your bills and your taxes The IRS knows where you’ve been They take your pay and so you’re still here Do what I say and you’ll pay them again (Yes, sir!) Diomedes will read the charge Agamemnon will swipe the cards Menelaus will take those crates through the gates so we can sell small to large Tucer will roast all the beans in the stack and little Ajax will stay back Nestor, write Helen’s name then call her Neo, avenge your father, she who wants decaf, reject her (Yes, sir!) Find the scan to pay, now (woo) Give a guess of time (woo) Fight through every pain now (woo) Ask yourself inside What do you brew for? What do you cry for? What do you work for? Turn on the light for? (What do you brew for? What do you cry for? What do you work for? Turn on the light for?) Penelope, Penelope And Telemachus I brew for us I brew for us (What do you brew for?) Penelope (What do you cry for?) Telemachus (What do you work for?) The bills, I’ll pay (Turn on the light for?) WITH CAFF! Who was that? An order from one who’s to come You must get it done You must get this order all prepped right now (Tell me how) I don’t think you’re ready A coffee to give someone’s son If the drink’s wrong, he’ll run Throughout the whole store And he’ll break our glass (I won’t pass, I know that I’m ready) I don’t think you’re ready It’s just a child It’s just a boy What kind of proprietal threat does he pose That I cannot avoid? This is a son who has had far past what he should of caffeine Know that he will throw all our chairs into a stream Even with his age, he is filled with much rage If you give him caffeine now, you’ll have no store left to save You can say goodbye to (Penelope) You can say goodbye to (Penelope) If I brew decaf then I (He will burn your store and cash) Have betrayed the cause I fight (You won’t get your old job back) Can’t we just let him drink outside (A sunburn he will not lack) I’d rather close the store (He’ll buy, you must) Can’t brew decaf oh I’m begging please! (This is the will of your boss) Please don’t make me do this! Don’t make me do this! A one star review is something you won’t lose All you can choose is whose HOLY GUACA-COFFE-MOLY
Through the Living Hope Posted April 21 Author Posted April 21 Open Arms (yes, the title is the same) Spoiler You can relax, my friend Huh? I can tell you're getting nervous So do yourself a service And try to relax, my friend I'm fine, Polites Think of all that we have been through We'll survive what we get into I know that you're tired of complaints and Karens Tell me, is this how we're supposed to live? You get so stressed when people are swearing Why should we stress when we could forgive? You could show a person that you trust them When you stop and lower your guard Here we have a chance for some adjustment Give it a try, it's not that hard I'm telling you This job is amazing when you greet it with open arms Whatever we face, we'll be fine if we're smiling when it’s hard No matter the place, we can light up the world Here's how to start: Greet your job with open arms Greet your job with open arms Welcome Stay back Stay back My friend, greet this job with open arms We're here to buy supplies Ooh Six hundred bucks are open for us to buy ingredients Ooh Stay back, I'm warning you Ooh (Num num num) If we don't buy things quickly, my coffee shop will be bought by Dutch Bros Here you go See? This job is amazing when you greet it with open arms Whatever we face, we'll be fine if we're smiling when it’s hard No matter the place, we can light up the world Here's how to start: Greet this job with open arms Greet this job with open arms My friend, I wish that I could say that I agree But look at the way this milk is off-white and how it’s smelling sweet It took me a while to notice just what kind of milk they drink It is oat milk, it controls your mind and never lets you free That's what we'd get with open arms Oat milk drinkers, I'd like to show my friend that options are brave Could you tell me where there's other milks for drinks? The fridge (Scary fridge) A fridge! They’re saying there's a fridge of milk and cream And where do we go to find this dairy-filled fridge? East (That way) Thank you! Welcome This job is amazing when you greet it with open arms I see in your face, you fear bad reviews inside your heart So why not ignore them and light up the world Here's how to start: Greet this job with open arms Greet this job with open arms Greet this job with open arms You can relax, my friend 2
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted April 22 Posted April 22 9 hours ago, Through the Living Hope said: Open Arms (yes, the title is the same) Hide contents You can relax, my friend Huh? I can tell you're getting nervous So do yourself a service And try to relax, my friend I'm fine, Polites Think of all that we have been through We'll survive what we get into I know that you're tired of complaints and Karens Tell me, is this how we're supposed to live? You get so stressed when people are swearing Why should we stress when we could forgive? You could show a person that you trust them When you stop and lower your guard Here we have a chance for some adjustment Give it a try, it's not that hard I'm telling you This job is amazing when you greet it with open arms Whatever we face, we'll be fine if we're smiling when it’s hard No matter the place, we can light up the world Here's how to start: Greet your job with open arms Greet your job with open arms Welcome Stay back Stay back My friend, greet this job with open arms We're here to buy supplies Ooh Six hundred bucks are open for us to buy ingredients Ooh Stay back, I'm warning you Ooh (Num num num) If we don't buy things quickly, my coffee shop will be bought by Dutch Bros Here you go See? This job is amazing when you greet it with open arms Whatever we face, we'll be fine if we're smiling when it’s hard No matter the place, we can light up the world Here's how to start: Greet this job with open arms Greet this job with open arms My friend, I wish that I could say that I agree But look at the way this milk is off-white and how it’s smelling sweet It took me a while to notice just what kind of milk they drink It is oat milk, it controls your mind and never lets you free That's what we'd get with open arms Oat milk drinkers, I'd like to show my friend that options are brave Could you tell me where there's other milks for drinks? The fridge (Scary fridge) A fridge! They’re saying there's a fridge of milk and cream And where do we go to find this dairy-filled fridge? East (That way) Thank you! Welcome This job is amazing when you greet it with open arms I see in your face, you fear bad reviews inside your heart So why not ignore them and light up the world Here's how to start: Greet this job with open arms Greet this job with open arms Greet this job with open arms You can relax, my friend *you turn to said fridge* *the cyclopes standing in front of the fridge* WAIT IM JUST A COFFEE WORKER (Polities screams as dying from cyclopes)
Through the Living Hope Posted April 22 Author Posted April 22 1 hour ago, CoderDrag0n8 said: *you turn to said fridge* *the cyclopes standing in front of the fridge* WAIT IM JUST A COFFEE WORKER (Polities screams as dying from cyclopes) Oh he’s not a cyclops in this version I plan to have him be Spoiler A door dasher And Poseidon is Spoiler A food critic
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted April 22 Posted April 22 2 minutes ago, Through the Living Hope said: Oh he’s not a cyclops in this version I plan to have him be Hide contents A door dasher And Poseidon is Hide contents A food critic I love that
Through the Living Hope Posted April 30 Author Posted April 30 Warrior of the Grind Spoiler Have you forgotten the lessons I taught you? Athena! Have you forgotten to turn off your stove? This is not you I see you changing from how I've designed you Have you forgotten your purpose? Let me remind you Brewer of coffee, master of matcha My life has one mission, create the greatest barista I had a challenge, a test of skill A magic mug only the best could fill One day, a boy came for the thrill A boy whose blend rivalled the mug’s own still Let's go! [ATHENA] Maybe one day he'll follow me And we'll make a greater coffee chain, then they'll see I know he'll change the world 'Cause he is a warrior of the grind Maybe one day I'll reach him And we can build his skills as I teach him If there's a coffee, he'll have the pairing He is a warrior of the grind Show yourself I know you're watching me Show yourself There’s problems in your brew How can you know my brew’s wrong? Haha! Your beans mixed, and the texture is rough Hahahaha Well done, enlighten me, what's your name? You first, and maybe I'll do the same Nice try, but two can play this game Nah, don't be modest You hired in August So let's be honest You’re a barista Brewster in the arena Unmatched, witty, and queen of The best matcha drinks we've seen If you're looking for a mentor, I'll make sure your time's well spent Sounds like a plan Your brew and my blend Bestest of friends We'll see where it ends Okay Maybe one day they'll follow me and we'll Make a greater coffee chain, then they'll see I know we'll change the world 'Cause we are the warriors of the grind Maybe one day we'll reach them And we can build their skills as we teach them If there's a coffee, we'll have the pairing We are the warriors of the grind I still intend to make sure you don't fall behind Don't forget that you're a brewster of a very special kind You are a warrior of the grind Don't disappoint me
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted May 1 Posted May 1 7 hours ago, Through the Living Hope said: Warrior of the Grind Hide contents Have you forgotten the lessons I taught you? Athena! Have you forgotten to turn off your stove? This is not you I see you changing from how I've designed you Have you forgotten your purpose? Let me remind you Brewer of coffee, master of matcha My life has one mission, create the greatest barista I had a challenge, a test of skill A magic mug only the best could fill One day, a boy came for the thrill A boy whose blend rivalled the mug’s own still Let's go! [ATHENA] Maybe one day he'll follow me And we'll make a greater coffee chain, then they'll see I know he'll change the world 'Cause he is a warrior of the grind Maybe one day I'll reach him And we can build his skills as I teach him If there's a coffee, he'll have the pairing He is a warrior of the grind Show yourself I know you're watching me Show yourself There’s problems in your brew How can you know my brew’s wrong? Haha! Your beans mixed, and the texture is rough Hahahaha Well done, enlighten me, what's your name? You first, and maybe I'll do the same Nice try, but two can play this game Nah, don't be modest You hired in August So let's be honest You’re a barista Brewster in the arena Unmatched, witty, and queen of The best matcha drinks we've seen If you're looking for a mentor, I'll make sure your time's well spent Sounds like a plan Your brew and my blend Bestest of friends We'll see where it ends Okay Maybe one day they'll follow me and we'll Make a greater coffee chain, then they'll see I know we'll change the world 'Cause we are the warriors of the grind Maybe one day we'll reach them And we can build their skills as we teach them If there's a coffee, we'll have the pairing We are the warriors of the grind I still intend to make sure you don't fall behind Don't forget that you're a brewster of a very special kind You are a warrior of the grind Don't disappoint me ooooooOOOOOoOoOOOOOooOooO
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