GG0z He/Him Posted May 6 Posted May 6 I print out this whole website, and drop the papers on Star, crushing her to death.
IAmThatOneGuy He/Him Posted May 6 Posted May 6 You know, I'm interested in experimenting on Fizz's Law... Does it only apply to Star, or can other people with the same name die too? Are animals subject to the law? Is there a way to die that is an exception to the law? How is Star not all dead? hmmmm.... Does anyone want to help me experiment? 1
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 6 Posted May 6 (edited) We sure do like crushing Star with paper now. I'll just do it with another anvil. Where am I getting these? *Frowns at anvil in front of me.* I might be able to help experiment! Edited May 6 by Conure1243
IAmThatOneGuy He/Him Posted May 6 Posted May 6 Great! *Grabs a guy and legally changes his name to Star* Alright, test #1.
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted May 6 Posted May 6 1 minute ago, IAmThatOneGuy said: Great! *Grabs a guy and legally changes his name to Star* Alright, test #1. *cocks gun* *shoots 3.14159... times*
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 6 Posted May 6 (edited) *Throws extra anvil* How am I strong enough to do that? Good question. I don't care to figure out. Edited May 6 by Conure1243
GG0z He/Him Posted May 6 Posted May 6 Does Fizz’s law work on inanimate objects? Like if they are broken beyond repair, does that count as death? Test #2:
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 6 Posted May 6 What were the results of test 1? I'd like to imagine it just killed both Stars simultaneously
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 6 Posted May 6 (edited) Too much is when I can't keep track of all the deaths that are going on. Also that is going in one liners-. edit: Me missing that an entire page formed Edited May 6 by Through The Living Star
IAmThatOneGuy He/Him Posted May 6 Posted May 6 *Writes it down on my fancy clipboard and checks if Test Star 1 is dead* He's still alive. This means that Fizz's Law has transferred Test Star 1's death to Star. I think it's safe to assume that Fizz's Law only transfers to Star.
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 6 Posted May 6 Actually I gotta go again byeeeeeee Have fun testing my deaths. I can't wait to see if anyone can't kill me
IAmThatOneGuy He/Him Posted May 6 Posted May 6 Just now, Conure1243 said: As in @Through The Living Star, correct? Yes. We could test it more later, but for now let's try @GG0z's idea. *Brings out a chair*
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 6 Posted May 6 Because I like simple, effective methods, I blow up the chair. With a bazooka. Spoiler Who the heck was stupid enough to give me a bazooka?!
IAmThatOneGuy He/Him Posted May 6 Posted May 6 (edited) 1 minute ago, Conure1243 said: Because I like simple, effective methods, I blow up the chair. With a bazooka. Reveal hidden contents Who the heck was stupid enough to give me a bazooka?! It's not stupid if it's in the name of science. *checks the chair* Edited May 6 by IAmThatOneGuy
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 6 Posted May 6 Could have given it to anybody else. Instead, They gave it to the chaotic demon gremlin who previously set a massive fire to who-knows-what. And also burned away a completely different reality.
GG0z He/Him Posted May 6 Posted May 6 (edited) The chair seems to be perfectly intact, albeit with some burn marks Also, @Conure1243 I like the new title! Edited May 6 by GG0z
IAmThatOneGuy He/Him Posted May 6 Posted May 6 I don't think the chair is dead. Do you think it has to be alive in order to kill it?
GG0z He/Him Posted May 6 Posted May 6 (edited) I don’t think so… We need Fizz for this For now, let’s continue testing Edited May 6 by GG0z
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 6 Posted May 6 Well, I just realized I was wayyyy behind on the list, so here it is! Spoiler -1. Complimented by Entrius (specifically complimented the hair) 1. Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself 2.Shot with an arrow by Conure. 2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure 3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol 4. Shot by Conure with a pistol 5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol 6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink 7. Somehow killed by Fizz 8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor 9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning 10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink 11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor 12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 13. Boredom 14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7 15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar 16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz 17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure 18. Burned by Conure 19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9 20. Killed by Fizz because why not 21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab 22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab 23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air. 24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink 25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone 26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough 27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best" 28. Killed because have lost on the Last Post Loses Thread 29. Killed from the 'had' having acid on it 30. Killed for being not quite well enough said by NerdSandwich 31. Killed for complaining about being killed 32. Killed by getting caught in the middle of the awesome between ThatOneGuyOverThere's self 33. Bludgeoned by Factor with WaT 34. Killed by Factor when attacking Fizz's post which actually turned out to be a Voodoo doll 35. Killed by Fizz for not questioning it 36. Killed by NerdSandwich for saying that for once I wasn't killed 37. Stabbed by Ink 38. Stabbed by Ink gleefully in TLPW 39. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Entrius for attempting to remove a death 40. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Verdance for saying things 41. Killed by Grub when he snapped his fingers 42. Killed by Fizz because 42!!! 43. Killed by Fizz to celebrate the arrival of GG0z 44. Killed because GG0z tried to hold Entrius 45. Torn apart by Entrius because no one is worshipping him 46. Killed by Grub in celebration of a new follower 47. Isekaied by Coder 48. Turned into a snail by GG0z and placed in a ring of salt 49. Stabbed with a switchblade knife by Fizz 50. Dropped out of a helicopter by Conure 51. Mauled by a Dragon-Bear 52. Tossed out in the vacuum of space by GG0z to celebrate the one month anniversary of the thread. 53. Killed by ThatOneGuyOverThere when his fireworks rained burning sparks 54. Redirected death from Usseewa due to Fizz's Law 55. Eaten by a shark while the shark was waiting for its chess match with Conure to start 56. Killed by GG0z and Coder because of something related to hate of AI 57. Killed by a lurker that overcame their FOMO 58. Killed by Fizz for creating so many pages on TLPL 59. Killed by Conure for not dying enough that day 60. Insulted to death when GG0z summoned Hoid 61. Killed by Grub in order to be more involved 62. Exploded by fireworks that were set off to welcome me back 63. Exploded by a test given by GG0z 64. Redirected death from Factor due to Fizz's Law 65. Anvil dropped by Conure 66. Killed by Ink with the fourth stage of grief 68. Crushed by Conure with a stack of homework 68. Crushed by NerdSandwich with Chips's homework 69. Spotlight dropped by GG0z 70. Stabbed by Conure for no reason 71. Spiked Cookie from Ink (which was unspiked by GG0z)... and lead from Conure 72. Burned with a flaming sword by Conure 73. Stabbed by Conure 74. Crushed by the printed out website by GG0z 75. Crushed by an anvil by Conure 76. Killed by Test Star 1 due to Fizz's Law
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 6 Posted May 6 I'm going to go ahead and shoot Star with my aforementioned bazooka.
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 6 Posted May 6 Cool. I CLAIM DEATH 100 FOR MYSELF!!!! Spoiler -1. Complimented by Entrius (specifically complimented the hair) 1. Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself 2.Shot with an arrow by Conure. 2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure 3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol 4. Shot by Conure with a pistol 5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol 6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink 7. Somehow killed by Fizz 8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor 9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning 10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink 11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor 12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 13. Boredom 14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7 15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar 16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz 17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure 18. Burned by Conure 19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9 20. Killed by Fizz because why not 21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab 22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab 23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air. 24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink 25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone 26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough 27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best" 28. Killed because have lost on the Last Post Loses Thread 29. Killed from the 'had' having acid on it 30. Killed for being not quite well enough said by NerdSandwich 31. Killed for complaining about being killed 32. Killed by getting caught in the middle of the awesome between ThatOneGuyOverThere's self 33. Bludgeoned by Factor with WaT 34. Killed by Factor when attacking Fizz's post which actually turned out to be a Voodoo doll 35. Killed by Fizz for not questioning it 36. Killed by NerdSandwich for saying that for once I wasn't killed 37. Stabbed by Ink 38. Stabbed by Ink gleefully in TLPW 39. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Entrius for attempting to remove a death 40. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Verdance for saying things 41. Killed by Grub when he snapped his fingers 42. Killed by Fizz because 42!!! 43. Killed by Fizz to celebrate the arrival of GG0z 44. Killed because GG0z tried to hold Entrius 45. Torn apart by Entrius because no one is worshipping him 46. Killed by Grub in celebration of a new follower 47. Isekaied by Coder 48. Turned into a snail by GG0z and placed in a ring of salt 49. Stabbed with a switchblade knife by Fizz 50. Dropped out of a helicopter by Conure 51. Mauled by a Dragon-Bear 52. Tossed out in the vacuum of space by GG0z to celebrate the one month anniversary of the thread. 53. Killed by ThatOneGuyOverThere when his fireworks rained burning sparks 54. Redirected death from Usseewa due to Fizz's Law 55. Eaten by a shark while the shark was waiting for its chess match with Conure to start 56. Killed by GG0z and Coder because of something related to hate of AI 57. Killed by a lurker that overcame their FOMO 58. Killed by Fizz for creating so many pages on TLPL 59. Killed by Conure for not dying enough that day 60. Insulted to death when GG0z summoned Hoid 61. Killed by Grub in order to be more involved 62. Exploded by fireworks that were set off to welcome me back 63. Exploded by a test given by GG0z 64. Redirected death from Factor due to Fizz's Law 65. Anvil dropped by Conure 66. Killed by Ink with the fourth stage of grief 68. Crushed by Conure with a stack of homework 68. Crushed by NerdSandwich with Chips's homework 69. Spotlight dropped by GG0z 70. Stabbed by Conure for no reason 71. Spiked Cookie from Ink (which was unspiked by GG0z)... and lead from Conure 72. Burned with a flaming sword by Conure 73. Stabbed by Conure 74. Crushed by the printed out website by GG0z 75. Crushed by an anvil by Conure 76. Killed by Test Star 1 due to Fizz's Law 77. Shot by Conure with a bazooka
GG0z He/Him Posted May 6 Posted May 6 (edited) 7 hours ago, Through The Living Star said: Cool. I CLAIM DEATH 100 FOR MYSELF!!!! Reveal hidden contents -1. Complimented by Entrius (specifically complimented the hair) 1. Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself 2.Shot with an arrow by Conure. 2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure 3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol 4. Shot by Conure with a pistol 5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol 6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink 7. Somehow killed by Fizz 8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor 9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning 10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink 11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor 12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 13. Boredom 14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7 15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar 16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz 17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure 18. Burned by Conure 19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9 20. Killed by Fizz because why not 21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab 22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab 23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air. 24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink 25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone 26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough 27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best" 28. Killed because have lost on the Last Post Loses Thread 29. Killed from the 'had' having acid on it 30. Killed for being not quite well enough said by NerdSandwich 31. Killed for complaining about being killed 32. Killed by getting caught in the middle of the awesome between ThatOneGuyOverThere's self 33. Bludgeoned by Factor with WaT 34. Killed by Factor when attacking Fizz's post which actually turned out to be a Voodoo doll 35. Killed by Fizz for not questioning it 36. Killed by NerdSandwich for saying that for once I wasn't killed 37. Stabbed by Ink 38. Stabbed by Ink gleefully in TLPW 39. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Entrius for attempting to remove a death 40. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Verdance for saying things 41. Killed by Grub when he snapped his fingers 42. Killed by Fizz because 42!!! 43. Killed by Fizz to celebrate the arrival of GG0z 44. Killed because GG0z tried to hold Entrius 45. Torn apart by Entrius because no one is worshipping him 46. Killed by Grub in celebration of a new follower 47. Isekaied by Coder 48. Turned into a snail by GG0z and placed in a ring of salt 49. Stabbed with a switchblade knife by Fizz 50. Dropped out of a helicopter by Conure 51. Mauled by a Dragon-Bear 52. Tossed out in the vacuum of space by GG0z to celebrate the one month anniversary of the thread. 53. Killed by ThatOneGuyOverThere when his fireworks rained burning sparks 54. Redirected death from Usseewa due to Fizz's Law 55. Eaten by a shark while the shark was waiting for its chess match with Conure to start 56. Killed by GG0z and Coder because of something related to hate of AI 57. Killed by a lurker that overcame their FOMO 58. Killed by Fizz for creating so many pages on TLPL 59. Killed by Conure for not dying enough that day 60. Insulted to death when GG0z summoned Hoid 61. Killed by Grub in order to be more involved 62. Exploded by fireworks that were set off to welcome me back 63. Exploded by a test given by GG0z 64. Redirected death from Factor due to Fizz's Law 65. Anvil dropped by Conure 66. Killed by Ink with the fourth stage of grief 68. Crushed by Conure with a stack of homework 68. Crushed by NerdSandwich with Chips's homework 69. Spotlight dropped by GG0z 70. Stabbed by Conure for no reason 71. Spiked Cookie from Ink (which was unspiked by GG0z)... and lead from Conure 72. Burned with a flaming sword by Conure 73. Stabbed by Conure 74. Crushed by the printed out website by GG0z 75. Crushed by an anvil by Conure 76. Killed by Test Star 1 due to Fizz's Law 77. Shot by Conure with a bazooka That’s going in one liners… again I should probably stop putting Star’s quotes in there Edited May 6 by GG0z
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