uwu The Last Post Loses

[GG0z He/Him]

I am also running a spot for a school play

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

I'm gonna wait to post the list until I get killed at least two more times, because pasting it every post is getting preposterous! 

(ahhhh cringe) 

But yes, I have been getting killed a lot

 

OOO SPOTLIGHT!!!
*Starts to sing Let it Go again* hehehehe evil cackle

[Conure1243 He/Him]

2 minutes ago, GG0z said:

This is the best

Yes, murder is very fun. I need to remember to do it more often.

I think I'll go write so I can kill off characters.

STAR HOW IS IT THAT YOU ARE MAKING MY EARS HURT AGAIN‽

Edited May 5 by Conure1243
My ears actually hurt irl, somehow...

[GG0z He/Him]

I feel like Star eats attention instead of food. 

So that means that we can’t kill Star by starvation unless we forget about her(which is impossible)

Edited May 5 by GG0z

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

*hehehehhehehe* 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

1 minute ago, Conure1243 said:

Yes, murder is very fun. I need to remember to do it more often.

I think I'll go write so I can kill off characters.

I'm putting that on one-liners

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I wondered if it was worthy of that.

*Stabs Star for no reason*

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

1 minute ago, GG0z said:

I feel like Star eats attention instead of food. 

So that means that we can’t kill Star by starvation unless we forget about her(which is impossible)

Nope, I eat food. For example, I am eating lunch right now, and I am super super hungry. 

[GG0z He/Him]

Lucky… I get to remain hungry for the next few hours

[Conure1243 He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Star said:

Nope, I eat food. For example, I am eating lunch right now, and I am super super hungry. 

Lunch ended an hour ago for me.

I am super super hungry anyway.

Actually, now that I think of it, I think I completely forgot to eat.

Edited May 5 by Conure1243

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Star said:

Nope, I eat food. For example, I am eating lunch right now, and I am super super hungry. 

And for me it's half seven. *spikes the cookie in your lunch*

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

2 minutes ago, GG0z said:

WE FOUND THE ONE THING THAT CAN’T KILL STAR!!!

And that is?

Spoiler

-1. Complimented by Entrius (specifically complimented the hair) 

1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 

13.  Boredom

14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7

15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar

16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz

17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure

18. Burned by Conure

19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9

20. Killed by Fizz because why not

21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab 

22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab 

23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air.

24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink

25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone

26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough

27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best"

28. Killed because  have lost on the Last Post Loses Thread 

29. Killed from the 'had' having acid on it

30. Killed for being not quite well enough said by NerdSandwich

31. Killed for complaining about being killed

32. Killed by getting caught in the middle of the awesome between ThatOneGuyOverThere's self

33. Bludgeoned by Factor with WaT

34. Killed by Factor when attacking Fizz's post which actually turned out to be a Voodoo doll

35. Killed by Fizz for not questioning it

36. Killed by NerdSandwich for saying that for once I wasn't killed

37. Stabbed by Ink

38. Stabbed by Ink gleefully in TLPW

39. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Entrius for attempting to remove a death

40. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Verdance for saying things

41. Killed by Grub when he snapped his fingers

42. Killed by Fizz because 42!!!

43. Killed by Fizz to celebrate the arrival of GG0z

44. Killed because GG0z tried to hold Entrius

45. Torn apart by Entrius because no one is worshipping him

46. Killed by Grub in celebration of a new follower

47. Isekaied by Coder

48. Turned into a snail by GG0z and placed in a ring of salt

49. Stabbed with a switchblade knife by Fizz

50. Dropped out of a helicopter by Conure

51. Mauled by a Dragon-Bear

52. Tossed out in the vacuum of space by GG0z to celebrate the one month anniversary of the thread. 

53. Killed by ThatOneGuyOverThere when his fireworks rained burning sparks 

54. Redirected death from Usseewa due to Fizz's Law

55. Eaten by a shark while the shark was waiting for its chess match with Conure to start

56. Killed by GG0z and Coder because of something related to hate of AI

57. Killed by a lurker that overcame their FOMO

58. Killed by Fizz for creating so many pages on TLPL

59. Killed by Conure for not dying enough that day

60. Insulted to death when GG0z summoned Hoid

61. Killed by Grub in order to be more involved

62. Exploded by fireworks that were set off to welcome me back

63. Exploded by a test given by GG0z

64. Redirected death from Factor due to Fizz's Law

65. Anvil dropped by Conure

66. Killed by Ink with the fourth stage of grief

68. Crushed by Conure with a stack of homework

68. Crushed by NerdSandwich with Chips's homework

69. Spotlight dropped by GG0z

70. Stabbed by Conure for no reason

71. Spiked Cookie from Ink... and lead from Conure

 

Edited May 5 by Through The Living Star
updating the list

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I may also put some lead in the cookie.

[GG0z He/Him]

Just now, Ink and Embers said:

And for me it's half seven. *spikes the cookie in your lunch*

Unspikes the cookie because you are not allowed to ruin a good meal

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Y'all are still eating lunch?

WAIT HALF SEVEN?????!!!!!
You britishers

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Well, I updated the list, and that one was kind of deserved. I already gave Conure lead poisoning. It's about time he gave it to me back.

And technically, no, I am not eating lunch right now, I finished and am now in the library on my computer talking to you guys

Edited May 5 by Through The Living Star

[GG0z He/Him]

@Through The Living Star I unspiked the cookie, so it’s just lead poisoning

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I don't talk to my computer

[GG0z He/Him]

Just now, Conure1243 said:

I don't talk to my computer

???

[NerdSandwich she/her]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Star said:

Well, I updated the list, and that one was kind of deserved. I already gave Conure lead poisoning. It's about time he gave it to me back.

And technically, no, I am not eating lunch right now, I finished and am now in the library on my computer talking to you guys

Y'all don't stay on the shard while eating lunch? Imagine.
That explains the broccoli on my school laptop (which is actually nice)

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Ah, my bad. 

Also no, I eat lunch and then I get on the Shard. Good thing I can eat lunch super fast. 

Spoiler

-1. Complimented by Entrius (specifically complimented the hair) 

1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 

13.  Boredom

14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7

15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar

16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz

17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure

18. Burned by Conure

19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9

20. Killed by Fizz because why not

21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab 

22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab 

23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air.

24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink

25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone

26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough

27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best"

28. Killed because  have lost on the Last Post Loses Thread 

29. Killed from the 'had' having acid on it

30. Killed for being not quite well enough said by NerdSandwich

31. Killed for complaining about being killed

32. Killed by getting caught in the middle of the awesome between ThatOneGuyOverThere's self

33. Bludgeoned by Factor with WaT

34. Killed by Factor when attacking Fizz's post which actually turned out to be a Voodoo doll

35. Killed by Fizz for not questioning it

36. Killed by NerdSandwich for saying that for once I wasn't killed

37. Stabbed by Ink

38. Stabbed by Ink gleefully in TLPW

39. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Entrius for attempting to remove a death

40. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Verdance for saying things

41. Killed by Grub when he snapped his fingers

42. Killed by Fizz because 42!!!

43. Killed by Fizz to celebrate the arrival of GG0z

44. Killed because GG0z tried to hold Entrius

45. Torn apart by Entrius because no one is worshipping him

46. Killed by Grub in celebration of a new follower

47. Isekaied by Coder

48. Turned into a snail by GG0z and placed in a ring of salt

49. Stabbed with a switchblade knife by Fizz

50. Dropped out of a helicopter by Conure

51. Mauled by a Dragon-Bear

52. Tossed out in the vacuum of space by GG0z to celebrate the one month anniversary of the thread. 

53. Killed by ThatOneGuyOverThere when his fireworks rained burning sparks 

54. Redirected death from Usseewa due to Fizz's Law

55. Eaten by a shark while the shark was waiting for its chess match with Conure to start

56. Killed by GG0z and Coder because of something related to hate of AI

57. Killed by a lurker that overcame their FOMO

58. Killed by Fizz for creating so many pages on TLPL

59. Killed by Conure for not dying enough that day

60. Insulted to death when GG0z summoned Hoid

61. Killed by Grub in order to be more involved

62. Exploded by fireworks that were set off to welcome me back

63. Exploded by a test given by GG0z

64. Redirected death from Factor due to Fizz's Law

65. Anvil dropped by Conure

66. Killed by Ink with the fourth stage of grief

68. Crushed by Conure with a stack of homework

68. Crushed by NerdSandwich with Chips's homework

69. Spotlight dropped by GG0z

70. Stabbed by Conure for no reason

71. Spiked Cookie from Ink (which was unspiked by GG0z)... and lead from Conure

 

Edited May 5 by Through The Living Star

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Just now, GG0z said:

???

Star is talking to us for some reason.

It's not like we can hear.

So she's also typing to us.

Yes. That's how I first interpreted that.

[GG0z He/Him]

1 minute ago, NerdSandwich said:

Y'all don't stay on the shard while eating lunch? Imagine.
That explains the broccoli on my school laptop (which is actually nice)

I actually leave the Shard for extended periods of time. Of course, the withdrawal is awful, but…

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

1 minute ago, Conure1243 said:

Star is talking to us for some reason.

It's not like we can hear.

So she's also typing to us.

Yes. That's how I first interpreted that.

Actually, I do say my posts out loud a lot. Kinda makes me look like a stalker or a schizophrenic. Oh well! 

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I usually falling asleep imagining Sharder Interactions.

They don't go well, for some reason.