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[Through The Living Star She/Her]

I mean, no matter what you do it will probably end up killing me anyway. Even indecision is dangerous to me

[Verdance he/him]

Entrius unkills Star by complimenting her hair. Through the power of KETCHUP, remove one random death from your list.

[Factor She/Her]

8 hours ago, Conure1243 said:

We'll see how it goes. Currently organizing ideas.

For the sake of easier composition, I'll be drawing Entrius rather than separated ketchup and POTATO sides.

I know how to draw Hollow Knight Grubs, thus I could probably draw Grub eating (Drinking?) a stapler. (What a sentence)

I'm less worried about Star. I could probably just put her grave everywhere. Or just have a being that is injured beyond recognition.

I'm going to have to figure out some more, but those are some ideas.

Oooh cool! You could do the Sixth of the Dusk corpse thing? (Have you read it? If you haven’t,

Spoiler

it’s basically that the protagonist sees his corpses everywhere to warn him of ways he could die

)

Also I am a literal cryptic so yeah

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said:

I mean, no matter what you do it will probably end up killing me anyway. Even indecision is dangerous to me

Indeed. Any action has a butterfly effect that ends up killing Star. *other witty comment*

Edited May 1 by Factor

[Factor She/Her]

3 minutes ago, Verdance said:

Spoilers go in spoiler box?

Oh right of course *facepalms* *edits post*

Edited May 1 by Factor

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

Yo, could you guys do me a huge favor? I need you guys to call the guy next to me bald. If you don’t want to that’s fine.

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

4 minutes ago, Verdance said:

Entrius unkills Star by complimenting her hair. Through the power of KETCHUP, remove one random death from your list.

Noooo I can't remove the list

Maybe I just make a negative death. That sounds good. 

And sure, why not. *ahem* The guy next to Grub is bald. @Through The Living Grub

Spoiler

-1. Entrius complimented my hair

1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 

13.  Boredom

14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7

15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar

16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz

17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure

18. Burned by Conure

19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9

20. Killed by Fizz because why not

21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab me.

22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab me.

23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air.

24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink

25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone

26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough

27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best"

28. Killed because  have lost on the Last Post Loses Thread 

29. Killed from the 'had' having acid on it

30. Killed for being not quite well enough said by NerdSandwich

31. Killed for complaining about us killing Her

32. Killed by getting caught in the middle of the awesome between ThatOneGuyOverThere's self.

33. Bludgeoned by Factor with WaT.

34. Killed by Factor when attacking Fizz's post which actually turned out to be a Voodoo doll

35. Killed by Fizz for not questioning it

36. Killed by NerdSandwich for saying that for once I wasn't killed

37. Stabbed by Ink

38. Stabbed by Ink gleefully in TLPW

 

Edited May 1 by Through The Living Star

[Factor She/Her]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Grub said:

Yo, could you guys do me a huge favor? I need you guys to call the guy next to me bald. If you don’t want to that’s fine.

Um… *shrugs why not* Hi, person next to Grub! You’re bald!

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Does that work? Or do you need us to call them bald again? 

Because I can. 

*hehehehe evil cackle*

[Fizz9]

7 minutes ago, Verdance said:

Entrius unkills Star by complimenting her hair. Through the power of KETCHUP, remove one random death from your list.

I kill Entrius for doing such a thing. Of course Star dies because death can't not actually happen without Star dying and no one else.

Spoiler

-1. Entrius complimented my hair

1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 

13.  Boredom

14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7

15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar

16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz

17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure

18. Burned by Conure

19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9

20. Killed by Fizz because why not

21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab me.

22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab me.

23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air.

24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink

25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone

26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough

27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best"

28. Killed because  have lost on the Last Post Loses Thread 

29. Killed from the 'had' having acid on it

30. Killed for being not quite well enough said by NerdSandwich

31. Killed for complaining about us killing Her

32. Killed by getting caught in the middle of the awesome between ThatOneGuyOverThere's self.

33. Bludgeoned by Factor with WaT.

34. Killed by Factor when attacking Fizz's post which actually turned out to be a Voodoo doll

35. Killed by Fizz for not questioning it

36. Killed by NerdSandwich for saying that for once I wasn't killed

37. Stabbed by Ink

38. Stabbed by Ink gleefully in TLPW

39. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Entrius for attempting to remove a death

 

[Verdance he/him]

Just now, Fizz9 said:

I kill Entrius for doing such a thing. Of course Star dies because death can't not actually happen without Star dying and no one else.

  Hide contents

-1. Entrius complimented my hair

1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 

13.  Boredom

14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7

15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar

16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz

17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure

18. Burned by Conure

19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9

20. Killed by Fizz because why not

21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab me.

22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab me.

23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air.

24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink

25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone

26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough

27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best"

28. Killed because  have lost on the Last Post Loses Thread 

29. Killed from the 'had' having acid on it

30. Killed for being not quite well enough said by NerdSandwich

31. Killed for complaining about us killing Her

32. Killed by getting caught in the middle of the awesome between ThatOneGuyOverThere's self.

33. Bludgeoned by Factor with WaT.

34. Killed by Factor when attacking Fizz's post which actually turned out to be a Voodoo doll

35. Killed by Fizz for not questioning it

36. Killed by NerdSandwich for saying that for once I wasn't killed

37. Stabbed by Ink

38. Stabbed by Ink gleefully in TLPW

39. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Entrius for attempting to remove a death

 

Entrius is a deity, and both immortal and invincible. Current trends mean the death rebounds and kills- who else? Star.

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Just now, Fizz9 said:

 Star dies because death can't not actually happen without Star dying and no one else.

That pretty much sums up this thread... also that is going in Sharder One Liners because that is glorious. 

[Fizz9]

Just now, Verdance said:

Entrius is a deity, and both immortal and invincible. Current trends mean the death rebounds and kills- who else? Star.

I kill Verdance for saying that, redirected to Star.

Spoiler

-1. Entrius complimented my hair

1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 

13.  Boredom

14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7

15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar

16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz

17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure

18. Burned by Conure

19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9

20. Killed by Fizz because why not

21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab me.

22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab me.

23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air.

24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink

25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone

26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough

27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best"

28. Killed because  have lost on the Last Post Loses Thread 

29. Killed from the 'had' having acid on it

30. Killed for being not quite well enough said by NerdSandwich

31. Killed for complaining about us killing Her

32. Killed by getting caught in the middle of the awesome between ThatOneGuyOverThere's self.

33. Bludgeoned by Factor with WaT.

34. Killed by Factor when attacking Fizz's post which actually turned out to be a Voodoo doll

35. Killed by Fizz for not questioning it

36. Killed by NerdSandwich for saying that for once I wasn't killed

37. Stabbed by Ink

38. Stabbed by Ink gleefully in TLPW

39. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Entrius for attempting to remove a death

40. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Verdance for saying things

 

1 minute ago, Through The Living Star said:

That pretty much sums up this thread... also that is going in Sharder One Liners because that is glorious. 

Yay!

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

So... any death is just redirected to me now? Is that what's going on? 

[Fizz9]

Yes. Why do you ask?

Oh oh! Kill me then you die!

[Verdance he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Star said:

So... any death is just redirected to me now? Is that what's going on? 

No. Idk why he did that. Entrius cannot be killed, so the death had to go somewhere, and it seems Thanatos has a crush on you or something so it killed you

no idea why fizz trying to kill me would rebound on you. I guess I play an uno reverse card or smt

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

What? No, I can't kill me! I've only done that once a few times and I would like to keep it that way. 

[Fizz9]

Just now, Verdance said:

No. Idk why he did that. Entrius cannot be killed, so the death had to go somewhere, and it seems Thanatos has a crush on you or something so it killed you

no idea why fizz trying to kill me would rebound on you. I guess I play an uno reverse card or smt

No, Star is just a death magnet.

 

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

...that is also going in One Liners. 

Also it is very true. 

Apparently, at least in this thread, death is my best friend. 

[Fizz9]

Just now, Through The Living Star said:

What? No, I can't kill me! I've only done that once a few times and I would like to keep it that way. 

But you would be killing me and therefore you would die due to the Fizz's Law of Death Redirection to Star law in physics!

[Verdance he/him]

Just now, Fizz9 said:

No, Star is just a death magnet.

 

Is this a curse? This sounds like a curse.

[Fizz9]

Just now, Fizz9 said:

But you would be killing me and therefore you would die due to the Fizz's Law of Death Redirection to Star law in physics!

And this one, this goes into the one-liners.

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Wait, my deaths are a LAW OF PHYSICS NOW???? 

AWESOME!!!! 

[Verdance he/him]

Just now, Through The Living Star said:

Wait, my deaths are a LAW OF PHYSICS NOW???? 

AWESOME!!!! 

… you need coffee 

or sleep

or both

this feels SH-y

[Fizz9]

I reloaded the page and all the spoilers opened for a sec and it was just Stars Death List.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

Star, that’s so aura.

also thanks guys, that was funny.