uwu The Last Post Loses

[Fizz9]

I stab Star to show Conure that I have learned how to stab her.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I throw knife into the air, now that my work is done.

[Fizz9]

The knife falls on Star's head, killing her.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Poor Star.

Killed by a knife falling on her head.

Blunt end, of course.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I stab her with a fork, just to make sure

[Fizz9]

@Through The Living Star we need the list again!

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Give me a bit, I'm doing homework.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I need to get to making that lists of lists that appear on the Last Post loses.

This will include:

Members of the POTATO/Ketchup/Neutral parties

Star's Deaths

List of people I've Accidentally Murdered (Star's list and mine, we have two separate lists)

List of Churches/Cults I've Accidentally Started/Joined

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

POTATO? What is this POTATO of which you speak?

*flashback to the time I tried to join POTATO and ended up in ketchup*

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I'm too lazy to do formatting right now.

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Okay, here you go guys. 

 

1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 

13.  Boredom

14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7

15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar

16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz

17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure

18. Burned by Conure

19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9

20. Killed by Fizz because why not

21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab me.

22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab me.

23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air.

24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink

 

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I just realized I was listing what I would probably include in the list of lists, and now I have another list to put in the final version of the list of lists, but also that in and of itself was pretty much the list of lists, just minus the list of lists itself.

Try making sense of that. I dare you.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Well hello guys what is this lovely thread?

I am the list.

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

This is the thread in which I am murdered repeatedly, people are deciding whether they want to join the cult of the POTATO, KETCHUP, or another faction as we wage war, and the mighty POTATO is bonded with a archangel. 

You're welcome. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I am the potato.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Sure.

We need something that's easier for us to understand.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I can't begin to understand Sandy, but sure, whatever works for you

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

I love the Shard so much. Not related, but still related.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Relevant enough, given that this thread is basically just raw 17th Shard

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

6 minutes ago, Through The Living Grub said:

I love the Shard so much. Not related, but still related.

I 100% agree, I love everyone on here so much

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

Bro the notification spam is so wonderful. I actually know what's happening around here now.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Grub said:

Bro the notification spam is so wonderful. I actually know what's happening around here now.

Yessssss.

Agreed.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

It's fun after noon (my time) because everyone is actually online. It's awfully lonely 'round these parts when people aren't on.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Grub said:

Bro the notification spam is so wonderful. I actually know what's happening around here now.

At least it's not only me

Edited April 29 by NerdSandwich

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Grub said:

It's fun after noon (my time) because everyone is actually online. It's awfully lonely 'round these parts when people aren't on.

Time zone person?!!! Yay!!! (I'm in BST so when I'm on in the morning, if someone else is, they should usually be asleep)