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[Conure5897 He/Him]

2 minutes ago, unvindicated said:

every time I own a bracelet, it falls apart within a month

Every time I own a month it falls apart within a bracelet

[ROTTING_FANG he/him]

7 minutes ago, GG0z said:

I bought the elbows, though

Oh no bro knew I will always sell everything 

[GG0z He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Stardust said:

I had a Fitbit for like two years, but then it broke

I drowned my fitbit a few years ago...

 

3 minutes ago, unvindicated said:

every time I own a bracelet, it falls apart within a month

Hi! are you new?

[unvindicated they/them]

1 minute ago, Conure1243 said:

Every time I own a month it falls apart within a bracelet

which month did you own

[GG0z He/Him]

1 minute ago, ROTTING_FANG said:

Oh no bro knew I will always sell everything 

I know... everything...

BOW DOWN BEFORE OMNIPRESENCE!!!!!

[unvindicated they/them]

Just now, GG0z said:

I drowned my fitbit a few years ago...

 

Hi! are you new?

not necessarily, but practically yes.

[Aeoryi she/her]

wearing jewelry is too difficult I have an overwhelming urge to simply rip it apart every second it remains on my skin

[GG0z He/Him]

Just now, unvindicated said:

which month did you own

the 16th one

Just now, unvindicated said:

not necessarily, but practically yes.

please elaborate?

[unvindicated they/them]

2 minutes ago, ROTTING_FANG said:

Oh no bro knew I will always sell everything 

what an excellent title

[Conure5897 He/Him]

Just now, unvindicated said:

which month did you own

w̶̵͓̤̰̹̭̩̰̃̐ͥͥḭ̵̸͑̄ͭ̎̉ͭͧō̮̔̆ͥͨ̄j̶̧̻̘̼f̥̞#̶̞̺ͭͯͣ͐͗̐$̴̶̊̓̂&̭͖̺͔̗̊̒͛ͤ͂͂H̴̵͓̱͇̗̯͍ͪͩ&̴̵͖̣͚͔͕͚͑ͦͥ̑͆

[unvindicated they/them]

Just now, Aeoryi said:

wearing jewelry is too difficult I have an overwhelming urge to simply rip it apart every second it remains on my skin

that's... worrying.

Just now, GG0z said:

the 16th one

please elaborate?

mmm... I only recently made this account, but I have used the forums for months now.

Just now, Conure1243 said:

w̶̵͓̤̰̹̭̩̰̃̐ͥͥḭ̵̸͑̄ͭ̎̉ͭͧō̮̔̆ͥͨ̄j̶̧̻̘̼f̥̞#̶̞̺ͭͯͣ͐͗̐$̴̶̊̓̂&̭͖̺͔̗̊̒͛ͤ͂͂H̴̵͓̱͇̗̯͍ͪͩ&̴̵͖̣͚͔͕͚͑ͦͥ̑͆

fair enough. I would like to purchase July, but Ceaser has been dead for long enough and I'm not sure who the title deed has passed to by now.

[ROTTING_FANG he/him]

2 minutes ago, GG0z said:

I know... everything...

BOW DOWN BEFORE OMNIPRESENCE!!!!!

Noo I shall not 

[GG0z He/Him]

Just now, ROTTING_FANG said:

Noo I shall not 

STAND BEFORE OMNIPRESENCE

[unvindicated they/them]

if anything, as forum users, we might be less present than others, as we exist less in real life and more on an imaginary plane of text and data.

[Conure5897 He/Him]

Just now, ROTTING_FANG said:

Noo I shall not 

*steals GG0z's pseudodeityship*

Just now, GG0z said:

STAND BEFORE OMNIPRESENCE

Omnipresent no longer, friend

[GG0z He/Him]

1 minute ago, Conure1243 said:

*steals GG0z's pseudodeityship*

Omnipresent no longer, friend

no... I am still omnipresent

*spontaneously combusts*

[Conure5897 He/Him]

1 minute ago, GG0z said:

no... I am still omnipresent

*spontaneously combusts*

You can't have true omnipresence without...

ALL CAPS

Excuse me, I need to make a mustard mayo and peanut butter sandwich.

My sister will hate me, because she asked me to make her a random sandwich... again,

and do that I will

Edited yesterday at 10:05 PM by Conure1243

[GG0z He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

You can't have true omnipresence without...

ALL CAPS

HMMMMMMM
WELL, HOW'S THIS?

[unvindicated they/them]

not sure what caps lock proves

[Conure5897 He/Him]

2 minutes ago, GG0z said:

HMMMMMMM
WELL, HOW'S THIS?

Too bad, I made a tasty sandwich that's mayo, mustard, peanut butter and a pickle.

Clearly that stumps you

[ROTTING_FANG he/him]

10 minutes ago, unvindicated said:

what an excellent title

[GG0z He/Him]

Just now, Conure1243 said:

Too bad, I made a tasty sandwich that's mayo, mustard, peanut butter and a pickle.

Clearly that stumps you

I don't know how to react...

clearly, your cooking prowess has come from one of the great False Gods of the %Y©˙¨†§

[ROTTING_FANG he/him]

9 minutes ago, GG0z said:

STAND BEFORE OMNIPRESENCE

No I shall not I shall choose to crawl around rebelliously 

[unvindicated they/them]

the only god we need is sleep

[GG0z He/Him]

true enough