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[GG0z He/Him]

Exactly

[Conure5897 He/Him]

I have made a realization!!

My whole life, I have been told that it is impossible to lick your elbow.

But upon this day, I have had an epiphany!

Contrary to common belief, it is very possible for me to lick your elbow.

And because of that, nobody is safe…

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 minute ago, Conure1243 said:

I have made a realization!!

My whole life, I have been told that it is impossible to lick your elbow.

But upon this day, I have had an epiphany!

Contrary to common belief, it is very possible for me to lick your elbow.

And because of that, nobody is safe…

What

How

How can I learn this

*throws a shark at you in celebration*

[ROTTING_FANG he/him]

19 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

I have made a realization!!

My whole life, I have been told that it is impossible to lick your elbow.

But upon this day, I have had an epiphany!

Contrary to common belief, it is very possible for me to lick your elbow.

And because of that, nobody is safe…

Its actually not impossible to lick you elbow you just would have to cut your arm off which would be simple enough with a handheld band saw. (I have seen pros lose their fingers to those). Then your arm is completely free to do whatever you want! 

Anything is possible if you put you mind to it! 

[GG0z He/Him]

Just now, ROTTING_FANG said:

Its actually not impossible to lick you elbow you just would have to cut your arm off which would be simple enough with a handheld band saw. (I have seen pros lose their fingers to those). Then your arm is completely free to do whatever you want! 

Anything is possible if you put you mind to it! 

Motivational speaker/comedian in the making

[Conure5897 He/Him]

1 hour ago, ROTTING_FANG said:

Its actually not impossible to lick you elbow you just would have to cut your arm off which would be simple enough with a handheld band saw. (I have seen pros lose their fingers to those). Then your arm is completely free to do whatever you want! 

Anything is possible if you put you mind to it! 

I wasn’t talking about MY elbow,

I said I could lick YOUR elbow

[GG0z He/Him]

33 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

I wasn’t talking about MY elbow,

I said I could lick YOUR elbow

What is happening

[Conure5897 He/Him]

2 hours ago, Conure1243 said:

I have made a realization!!

My whole life, I have been told that it is impossible to lick your elbow.

But upon this day, I have had an epiphany!

Contrary to common belief, it is very possible for me to lick your elbow.

And because of that, nobody is safe…

Nobody is safe because I’m going to go on an elbow-licking spree

2 minutes ago, GG0z said:

What is happening

*points up*

[GG0z He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Nobody is safe because I’m going to go on an elbow-licking spree

*points up*

*looks down*

[Conure5897 He/Him]

10 minutes ago, GG0z said:

*looks down*

*Points Down*

[ROTTING_FANG he/him]

2 hours ago, GG0z said:

Motivational speaker/comedian in the making

[GG0z He/Him]

33 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

*Points Down*

*kicks a horse*

[ROTTING_FANG he/him]

Bold of you to assume most people even have elbows anymore because I went on an elbow stealing spree and now they are locked up and safe no one will get their elbows licked!

57 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Nobody is safe because I’m going to go on an elbow-licking spree

*points up*

[Conure5897 He/Him]

39 minutes ago, GG0z said:

*kicks a horse*

You're as difficult as me!

28 minutes ago, ROTTING_FANG said:

Bold of you to assume most people even have elbows anymore because I went on an elbow stealing spree and now they are locked up and safe no one will get their elbows licked!

Shoot! Forgot about that.

[GG0z He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

You're as difficult as me!

That's quite an achievement

[ROTTING_FANG he/him]

4 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

You're as difficult as me!

Shoot! Forgot about that.

Always one step ahead of you brother 

[Stardust She/Her]

1 hour ago, Conure1243 said:

Nobody is safe because I’m going to go on an elbow-licking spree

...Yeah, sorry Conure, I'm going to have to quote that. 

[GG0z He/Him]

3 minutes ago, ROTTING_FANG said:

Always one step ahead of you brother 

I bought the elbows, though

[Conure5897 He/Him]

6 minutes ago, GG0z said:

That's quite an achievement

You really just have to be stubborn...

3 minutes ago, ROTTING_FANG said:

Always one step ahead of you brother 

*takes a step for the first time today*

Just now, Stardust said:

...Yeah, sorry Conure, I'm going to have to quote that. 

Fair enough!

I figured it would happen eventually

[GG0z He/Him]

Just now, Conure1243 said:

You really just have to be stubborn...

*takes a step for the first time today*

*fitbit buzzes*

[Conure5897 He/Him]

Just now, GG0z said:

*fitbit buzzes*

*Shreds Fitbit to pieces*

Wait I have a fitbit?

[Aeoryi she/her]

my Fitbit lives in the past 

[GG0z He/Him]

Just now, Conure1243 said:

*Shreds Fitbit to pieces*

Wait I have a fitbit?

Well, you did...

[unvindicated they/them]

every time I own a bracelet, it falls apart within a month

[Stardust She/Her]

I had a Fitbit for like two years, but then it broke