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[Conure1243 He/Him]

1 minute ago, GG0z said:

That is... 

Are the dragins green?

The dragons are red and gold, sometimes gray, and usually chirping at me.

 

[GG0z He/Him]

1 minute ago, Conure1243 said:

The dragons are red and gold, sometimes gray, and usually chirping at me.

 

Sorry for the typo... I'm on a phone fir the rest of summer...

Dragon

[Conure1243 He/Him]

4 minutes ago, GG0z said:

Sorry for the typo... I'm on a phone fir the rest of summer...

Dragon

I passive agressively point out any typo I please!

Whilst also misspelling "aggressively".

[GG0z He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

I passive agressively point out any typo I please!

Whilst also misspelling "aggressively".

Haha

[Conure1243 He/Him]

3 minutes ago, GG0z said:

Haha

HAHAHAHAHA!!!
FEAR ME! THE LORD GREMLIN OF FIRE AND-

Sorry, something broke out there.

I got a stuffed dragon yesterday, and I just petted it while listening to critical role today, and it was glorious. Ultimate self help.

Guess it made me more chaotic

Edited 6 hours ago by Conure1243

[GG0z He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

HAHAHAHAHA!!!
FEAR ME! THE LORD GREMLIN OF FIRE AND-

Sorry, something broke out there.

I got a stuffed dragon yesterday, and I just petted it while listening to critical role today, and it was glorious. Ultimate self help.

Guess it made me more chaotic

Your therapy dragon

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Just now, GG0z said:

Your therapy dragon

Yes.

That is exactly what it is.

His face carries the weight of my sadness

I also got a sword along with him.

I have a collection of swords

[GG0z He/Him]

Just now, Conure1243 said:

Yes.

That is exactly what it is.

His face carries the weight of my sadness

I also got a sword along with him.

I have a collection of swords

I have a purple elephant

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Just now, GG0z said:

I have a purple elephant

OOOOOOOHHH!

What flavor is it?

Edited 6 hours ago by Conure1243

[GG0z He/Him]

1 minute ago, Conure1243 said:

OOOOOOOHHH!

What flavor is it?

Pentagon

[Conure1243 He/Him]

1 minute ago, GG0z said:

Pentagon

That's my absolute favorite number!!

[GG0z He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

That's my absolute favorite number!!

It's a language

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Just now, GG0z said:

It's a language

Languages are numbers!

English, for example, is precisely 3.7

[GG0z He/Him]

1 minute ago, Conure1243 said:

Languages are numbers!

English, for example, is precisely 3.7

What?

It's 45.998153785!

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Just now, GG0z said:

What?

It's 45.998153785!

Compromise and say 37.998153785?

[GG0z He/Him]

11 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Compromise and say 37.998153785?

Fineee

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I'll take the "eee" as a way to show excitement.

Purely because I'm difficult

[Aeoryi she/her]

Eeeeeeek

[Conure1243 He/Him]

1 minute ago, Aeoryi said:

Eeeeeeek

Hmm...

I think I will do the same thing for the same reason

[Aeoryi she/her]

7 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Hmm...

I think I will do the same thing for the same reason

why do people talk here

[Conure1243 He/Him]

1 minute ago, Aeoryi said:

why do people talk here

Either because they are incredibly determined to lose, or want to participate in the conversation, or other

Somebody help me, my sister is blasting blob monster song and its horrible.

[Aeoryi she/her]

25 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Either because they are incredibly determined to lose, or want to participate in the conversation, or other

Somebody help me, my sister is blasting blob monster song and its horrible.

haha get headphones

[Factor She/Her]

21 hours ago, Aeoryi said:

Cassion is a planet made of metal home to the magic of flipping coins

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The world of Cassion glittered with reflected metals, all sparkling in unison beneath the lights of the stars. The city thrived in the winter. Walking from behind a metallic square skyscraper, a man with a black leather jacket and a smug look appears. The stars did a poor job at illuminating him. His face featured ugly eyes, ugly marks, and ugly wrinkles, yet there was a sense of youth within the man. He had turned only a few years ago, and had done a poor job at staying out of trouble.

A new determination could be seen surging through the man as he took long strides towards the end of the alley. He held a round piece of metal between his fingers, flipping it from side to side, inspecting every engraving on it. It was a coin.

The man hadn’t obtained it easily. It took multiple years of tracking to find the original wielder, and then a few days to finally finish the deed. Coins this powerful were so rare and valuable, but holding one in your hand was a blessing. In the world of Cassion, every coin was valuable. Coins were life or death. Coins were powerful. Coins were also illegal.

Flaunting your coins was a dangerous thing to do. It could get you killed before you could even speak the words, “Heads or tails.” This man was an outlaw the moment he set a finger upon a coin. The police were no more than a step behind him. 

And so they appeared! They turned the corner, confronting the man with the magical piece of copper and zinc between his fingers. They wielded powerful heat-ray guns, capable of melting a man and his metal into no more than a crumpled piece of slag. They aimed at him, clearly intending to immolate him with the heat of the sun in a shot. But the man flipped the coin first. For all the seconds the coin was in the air, it was as if time slowed down. The outlaw spoke. 

“Heads or tails.”

The Chief of Police, the Head Tracker already knew the stakes. The coin flip could be rigged against him, or it could be a reverse strategy, or it could be a fated coin. Once a coin was in the air, the complexity of the situation increased hundredfold. The law enforcer spoke:

“I’ll take heads.”

The coin fluttered in the air, traveling through its straight arc, coming back down to land between the coin flipper’s thumb and forefinger. He held it up to the Head Tracker so he could see clearly. It was heads.

Immediately, a sigh of relief came from the senior police leader. If you won a coin flip, chances were that you were safe. Luck, fate, and chance were all on his side. He raised his gun to finish the ordeal, but then the man opened his hand.

In the palm of his opponent’s hand, the Head Tracker could clearly see he was outwitted. The coin he was actually holding was faced towards him, with the clear silver engravement of the River, the backside of the coin.

“Tails.”

ignore the conjugation errors

OOOOH AWESOME!!!

30 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

why do people talk here

Well, you see, there's actually a perfectly reasonable explanation. So basically,

*falls asleep*

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

49 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

why do people talk here

Out of pure spite.

And cause it’s funny watching people be crazy cause there’s none of the repercussions that happen in real life.

For example: *steals @GG0z’s hair*

[Conure1243 He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

Out of pure spite.

And cause it’s funny watching people be crazy cause there’s none of the repercussions that happen in real life.

For example: *steals @GG0z’s hair*

*points*

BALD!