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[Shatter He/Him]

17 minutes ago, GG0z said:

Nice! 

I have always let fish go

mmm. let go unless yer gonna eat it. that's my rule. doesn't make much sense any other way, in any case.

i've caught only one fish that i didn't release and that's because it was a chonk trout that I cooked.

Edited 5 hours ago by Shatter

[GG0z He/Him]

1 minute ago, Conure1243 said:

Uhh, either.

East of Utah, really

*takes notes*

Utah huh?

I know your name...

time to go around west Utah!

[Factor She/Her]

1 minute ago, GG0z said:

*takes notes*

Utah huh?

I know your name...

time to go around west Utah!

Tha- wds my dea!

[Conure1243 He/Him]

1 minute ago, GG0z said:

*takes notes*

Utah huh?

I know your name...

time to go around west Utah!

I need to stop...

*sigh*

why have I given everybody the means to just hunt me down?

2 minutes ago, Shatter said:

mmm. let go unless yer gonna eat it. that's my rule. doesn't make much sense any other way, in any case.

i've caught only one fish that i didn't release and that's because it was a chonk trout that I cooked.

The fish was not chonk in any sense.

Just now, Factor said:

Tha- wds my dea!

CG is actually more qualified now.

[GG0z He/Him]

Just now, Conure1243 said:

CG is actually more qualified now.

I know more of Conure's name than Factor

[Factor She/Her]

1 minute ago, Conure1243 said:

I need to stop...

*sigh*

why have I given everybody the means to just hunt me down?

The fish was not chonk in any sense.

CG is actually more qualified now.

But I know your acity area, om closer, and sorta hove the means to actually do it.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

...

Let the hunt triangle commence I guess.

[GG0z He/Him]

Just now, Factor said:

But I know your acity area, om closer, and sorta hove the means to actually do it.

let's team up!

[Factor She/Her]

1 minute ago, GG0z said:

I know more of Conure's name than Factor

...Wait, yev knew part ef my name?

Oh, OT conures.

1 minute ago, GG0z said:

let's team up!

Yeah!

[GG0z He/Him]

1 minute ago, Factor said:

...Wait, yev knew part ef my name?

Oh, OT conures.

yup! mhm...

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Ooookay.

Welp, if I die of IRL socializing in a few days, you all know why!

[Aeoryi she/her]

15 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

I'm like... the opposite. I (almost) always enjoy vacations, but I've never been East... ever.

Journey to the East

also people here know my name as Tess so you could probably find me

[Shatter He/Him]

7 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

I need to stop...

*sigh*

why have I given everybody the means to just hunt me down?

It's much easier to find me tbh

[GG0z He/Him]

Just now, Shatter said:

It's much easier to find me tbh

It's not

[Shatter He/Him]

Just now, GG0z said:

It's not

If you know where to look and for the many hints. Also like 12 sharders know my city.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Shatter said:

It's much easier to find me tbh

Perhaps.

Many sharders have started to become what I consider to be a "Nord".

This means they have caused me to feel, at all times, that I am being hunted down by the specific Nord, and that they are likely at my house at any moment.

But then they're never there, which is really what makes them a Nord.

@normal person is the first Nord, and has actually been to my house...

They're only 7... minutes... away...

OH YEAH! I'm making a point.

This constant feeling of Nord Pressure makes it feel easy for me to be found, and... idk, attacked with socializing.

Edited 4 hours ago by Conure1243

[GG0z He/Him]

1 minute ago, Conure1243 said:

Perhaps.

Many sharders have started to become what I consider to be a "Nord".

This means they have caused me to feel, at all times, that I am being hunted down by the specific Nord, and that they are likely at my house at any moment.

But then they're never there, which is really what makes them a Nord.

@normal person is the first Nord, and has actually been to my house...

They're only 7... minutes... away...

AM I a Nord?

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Just now, GG0z said:

AM I a Nord?

You are one of four Nords,

Others being Factor, Normal Person, and an IRL friend who I have always considered to be more unhinged than me.

He may join the Shard sometime soon

[Shatter He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Perhaps.

Many sharders have started to become what I consider to be a "Nord".

This means they have caused me to feel, at all times, that I am being hunted down by the specific Nord, and that they are likely at my house at any moment.

But then they're never there, which is really what makes them a Nord.

@normal person is the first Nord, and has actually been to my house...

They're only 7... minutes... away...

OH YEAH! I'm making a point.

This constant feeling of Nord Pressure makes it feel easy for me to be found, and... idk, attacked with socializing.

I can assure you I live nowhere near you

[Factor She/Her]

2 minutes ago, GG0z said:

It's not

As a human wtheut hacking, iis a lat haddet than you think.

[Mystic He/Him]

Good luck finding me yall, Alaska makes up around a third of the US

edit: after a quick google search to fact check its only like a 5th of the US’s land(not counting coastal waters) 

Edited 4 hours ago by Mystic

[Conure1243 He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Mystic said:

Good luck finding me yall, Alaska makes up around a third of the US

Alaska is also Arizona and Antarctica because I'm bad with those names for some reason.

In other words, I have no freaking chance at ever finding anybody there.

I will literally just disappear from the plane if I cross the border.

Edited 4 hours ago by Conure1243
I should really just finish my thoughts

[GG0z He/Him]

1 minute ago, Mystic said:

Good luck finding me yall, Alaska makes up around a third of the US

okay! Mystic-Alaska

[Mystic He/Him]

Just now, GG0z said:

okay! Mystic-Alaska

It’s in my profile 

[GG0z He/Him]

1 minute ago, Conure1243 said:

Alaska is also Arizona and Antarctica because I'm bad with those names for some reason.

huh?

Just now, Mystic said:

It’s in my profile 

I did not know that!