uwu The Last Post Loses

[TheToday He/him]

11 minutes ago, GG0z said:

Me neither

I've actually worked a for a while as an accountant.

And I sucked at it.

[GG0z He/Him]

23 minutes ago, TheToday said:

I've actually worked a for a while as an accountant.

And I sucked at it.

Welcome to this insanity! Accounting is bleh

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

4 hours ago, TheToday said:

I've actually worked a for a while as an accountant.

And I sucked at it.

Oh you poor poor soul. Welp, hope you're free from that!

Wait GG0z you speak Russian? Has this come up before? Have I just missed it? What's happening?!

[Factor She/Her]

4 hours ago, TheToday said:

I've actually worked a for a while as an accountant.

And I sucked at it.

WELCOME! *confetti*

Here, have the new Welcome Tour I've been working on!

*shines flashlight up at face*

Once upon a time, Will, known as #1 Taln Fan, one of our moderators, locked the thread The Last Post Wins. It was for April Fools, but he forgot to unlock it, leading Sharders into a age of despair...

Then, the Sharder @Usseewa created a thread. This thread. With the immortal intro post, quoted for centuries...

"Here, take my hot potato!"

Some Sharders began to post here, but not many. I myself, having just first posted a few days ago, a new Sharder, was among those first.

A first, those Sharders chose to make it, indeed, a game of hot potato. With such words scarved into stone as:

"*pulls out a jigsaw and three different kinds of compass*"
- @Ink and Embers

"Ooh! I like potatoes!

Actually, now that I think about it...

Not really. Darn."

- @Conure1243

 

and more. 
The Sharders of this generation began to flock to this thread, and @GG0z finally joined.
Next, for a over a hundred pages, was the Age of Star's Deaths. We would discuss random things while we killed @Stardust is every way imaginable, keeping a Death List and Leaderboard. It reached about 215 before the Age came to a close, and the List was declared finished.

Now, we are a beutiful community of insanity, craziness, lunacy, and absurdity. 

Welcome... to The Last Post Loses.

Edited 3 hours ago by Factor

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

1 minute ago, Factor said:

WELCOME! *confetti*

Here, have the new Welcome Tour I've been working on!

*shines flashlight up at face*

Once upon a time, Will, known as #1 Taln Fan, one of our moderators, locked the thread The Last Post Wins. It was for April Fools, but he forgot to unlock it, leading Sharders into a age of despair...

Then, the Sharder @Usseewa created a thread. This thread. With the immortal intro post, quoted for centuries...

"Here, take my hot potato!"

Some Sharders began to post here, but not many. I myself, having just first posted a few days ago, a new Sharder, was among those first.

A first, those Sharders chose to make it, indeed, a game of hot potato. With such words scarved into stone as:

"*pulls out a jigsaw and three different kinds of compass*"
- @Ink and Embers

"Ooh! I like potatoes!

Actually, now that I think about it...

Not really. Darn."

- @Conure1243

 

and more. 
Next, for a over a hundred pages, was the Age of Star's Deaths. We would discuss random things while we killed @Stardust is every way imaginable, keeping a Death List and Leaderboard. It reached about 215 before the Age came to a close, and the List was declared finished.

Now, we are a beutiful community of insanity, craziness, lunacy, and absurdity. 

Welcome... to The Last Post Loses.

I don’t know whether to be relieved or saddened at not being included on this summary.

And by golly I think they got scared off.

*thumb twiddling once more*
I need more hobbies.

[GG0z He/Him]

8 minutes ago, Factor said:

WELCOME! *confetti*

Here, have the new Welcome Tour I've been working on!

*shines flashlight up at face*

Once upon a time, Will, known as #1 Taln Fan, one of our moderators, locked the thread The Last Post Wins. It was for April Fools, but he forgot to unlock it, leading Sharders into a age of despair...

Then, the Sharder @Usseewa created a thread. This thread. With the immortal intro post, quoted for centuries...

"Here, take my hot potato!"

Some Sharders began to post here, but not many. I myself, having just first posted a few days ago, a new Sharder, was among those first.

A first, those Sharders chose to make it, indeed, a game of hot potato. With such words scarved into stone as:

"*pulls out a jigsaw and three different kinds of compass*"
- @Ink and Embers

"Ooh! I like potatoes!

Actually, now that I think about it...

Not really. Darn."

- @Conure1243

 

and more. 
The Sharders of this generation began to flock to this thread, and @GG0z finally joined.
Next, for a over a hundred pages, was the Age of Star's Deaths. We would discuss random things while we killed @Stardust is every way imaginable, keeping a Death List and Leaderboard. It reached about 215 before the Age came to a close, and the List was declared finished.

Now, we are a beutiful community of insanity, craziness, lunacy, and absurdity. 

Welcome... to The Last Post Loses.

That... sounded like an intro to a show!!! I love it!

Oooh, I get a finally... it's awesome!

[Factor She/Her]

6 minutes ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

Oh you poor poor soul. Welp, hope you're free from that!

Wait GG0z you speak Russian? Has this come up before? Have I just missed it? What's happening?!

Vaguely? For a sentence that everyone ignored? Maybe?

The only time i kinda, sorta remember it being mentioned was during the discussion on why there were so many Spanish teachers of Russian descent.

1 minute ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

I don’t know whether to be relieved or saddened at not being included on this summary.

And by golly I think they got scared off.

*thumb twiddling once more*
I need more hobbies.

STORM IT! I always forget! So sorry! 

You should try and start a new Age.

I was thinking about making, like, character sheets for all the TLPL Sharders so everyone got something, but that would probably be weird since they could just go to your profile.

And I'm sure they'll be back...

[Aeoryi she/her]

I think there's been many cycles of sharders over time. The people I met in 2020 and the people I met in 2023 were very different, as was the overall vibe of the place. 

[GG0z He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Factor said:

Vaguely? For a sentence that everyone ignored? Maybe?

The only time i kinda, sorta remember it being mentioned was during the discussion on why there were so many Spanish teachers of Russian descent.

STORM IT! I always forget! So sorry! 

You should try and start a new Age.

I was thinking about making, like, character sheets for all the TLPL Sharders so everyone got something, but that would probably be weird since they could just go to your profile.

And I'm sure they'll be back...

I think character sheets are a great idea! It can go in my about me or something like that

[Factor She/Her]

6 minutes ago, GG0z said:

That... sounded like an intro to a show!!! I love it!

Oooh, I get a finally... it's awesome!

Yay! I succeeded! 
It's cause you talk about how you're considered the newest member.

3 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

I think there's been many cycles of sharders over time. The people I met in 2020 and the people I met in 2023 were very different, as was the overall vibe of the place. 

Yeah. I read through a lot of old threads and you can really see it. And then you're the worldhopper I can never solidly place in one.

2 minutes ago, GG0z said:

I think character sheets are a great idea! It can go in my about me or something like that

It would probably be a big undertaking.

Ah well, going through 250 pages of research will be fun!

Or, you know, I could just use my brain. But that might not be as fun.

Edited 2 hours ago by Factor

[GG0z He/Him]

1 minute ago, Factor said:

Yay! I succeeded! 
It's cause you talk about how you're considered the newest member.

Am I still the newest member? I feel like everyone's younger brother with TLPL Sharders... (that's a good thing)

 

3 minutes ago, Factor said:

Ah well, going through 250 pages of research will be fun!

If you're actually doing it, good luck...

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Factor said:

Vaguely? For a sentence that everyone ignored? Maybe?

The only time i kinda, sorta remember it being mentioned was during the discussion on why there were so many Spanish teachers of Russian descent.

STORM IT! I always forget! So sorry! 

You should try and start a new Age.

I was thinking about making, like, character sheets for all the TLPL Sharders so everyone got something, but that would probably be weird since they could just go to your profile.

And I'm sure they'll be back...

I shall create a new Age, one of activity and posting!

We shall undergo a change, a great and joyful change of community and fun!

A new AGE!

oop hold on my brother wants to play Minecraft brb

[Aeoryi she/her]

5 minutes ago, Factor said:

It would probably be a big undertaking.

Ah well, going through 250 pages of research will be fun!

Or, you know, I could just use my brain. But that might not be as fun.

I cast yuri beam at fifth level on a failed save the ta-

1 minute ago, Ascended Grubberfly said:

I shall create a new Age, one of activity and posting!

We shall undergo a change, a great and joyful change of community and fun!

A new AGE!

oop hold on my brother wants to play Minecraft brb

The community used to be so much larger. Even in 2023 it was larger, although it was significantly less than 2020 when the shard was thriving with activity. 

[Factor She/Her]

2 minutes ago, GG0z said:

Am I still the newest member? I feel like everyone's younger brother with TLPL Sharders... (that's a good thing)

 

If you're actually doing it, good luck...

No, definitely not! Bit you still feel like the younger brother. Because Fizz gives off the impression of being a adult, Coder and Tess have been around way longer on the Shard of not on this thread, and no one else sticks around much.

Probably! Next time no one's online!

2 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

I cast yuri beam at fifth level on a failed save the ta-

The community used to be so much larger. Even in 2023 it was larger, although it was significantly less than 2020 when the shard was thriving with activity. 

...What... does that do?.?...?

Yeah. I think. I'm not the authority.

[Aeoryi she/her]

13 minutes ago, Factor said:

No, definitely not! Bit you still feel like the younger brother. Because Fizz gives off the impression of being a adult, Coder and Tess have been around way longer on the Shard of not on this thread, and no one else sticks around much.

Probably! Next time no one's online!

...What... does that do?.?...?

Yeah. I think. I'm not the authority.

creatures in range must make a wisdom saving throw on a fail their sexuality gets changed to something random and they like yuri for the next hour and on a success they take 10 (3d6) psychic damage for resisting the Yuri. If the creature already has favourable opinions on yuri they recover 10 (3d6) hitpoints instead

[GG0z He/Him]

16 minutes ago, Factor said:

No, definitely not! Bit you still feel like the younger brother. Because Fizz gives off the impression of being a adult, Coder and Tess have been around way longer on the Shard of not on this thread, and no one else sticks around much.

Probably! Next time no one's online!

...What... does that do?.?...?

Yeah. I think. I'm not the authority.

Is Tess aeoryi? 

[Conure1243 He/Him]

6 minutes ago, GG0z said:

Is Tess aeoryi? 

...

Yes?

That's at least what I've assumed.

5 hours ago, TheToday said:

I've actually worked a for a while as an accountant.

And I sucked at it.

Ooh!

Another one!

Hullo!

You've been welcomed here, but I will introduce myself anyway, as Conure! I'm the very odd gremlin who should probably take a nap!

Edited 2 hours ago by Conure1243

[GG0z He/Him]

8 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

...

Yes?

That's at least what I've assumed.

Ooh!

Another one!

Hullo!

You've been welcomed here, but I will introduce myself anyway, as Conure! I'm the very odd gremlin who should probably take a nap!

Conure is, in fact, a wonderfully insane human being with a very nice sense of humor, and some spontaneity 

[Aeoryi she/her]

15 minutes ago, GG0z said:

Is Tess aeoryi? 

yeah that's me that's my name 

[Factor She/Her]

8 minutes ago, GG0z said:

Conure is, in fact, a wonderfully insane human being with a very nice sense of humor, and some spontaneity 

SOME?!

20 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

creatures in range must make a wisdom saving throw on a fail their sexuality gets changed to something random and they like yuri for the next hour and on a success they take 10 (3d6) psychic damage for resisting the Yuri. If the creature already has favourable opinions on yuri they recover 10 (3d6) hitpoints instead

...

I'll look for my dice.

 

[GG0z He/Him]

11 minutes ago, Factor said:

SOME?!

Yes, because he isn't always completely spontaneous 

[Conure1243 He/Him]

4 minutes ago, GG0z said:

Yes, because he isn't always completely spontaneous 

At least on the Shard, anyway..

[Aeoryi she/her]

I suspect many here act very different than they do in the real world

[Conure1243 He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

I suspect many here act very different than they do in the real world

I definitely do, just slightly.

[GG0z He/Him]

14 minutes ago, Aeoryi said:

I suspect many here act very different than they do in the real world

I just avt a bit more chaotic