uwu The Last Post Loses

[GG0z He/Him]

I wish you many cat cuddling hours, @Through the Living Potato

[Through the Living Potato He/Him]

Just now, Conure1243 said:

I used to say that,

until I realized that the latest I could go is exactly one day before somebody's birthday.

I was wishing you a happy birthday last year

Oh. That makes sense.

Just now, Factor said:

*begins singing happy birthday*

*gets shushed by someone who says it’s to early*

*ignores them*

Happy birthday!

thanks!

And the best part is it’s on a Wednesday, which means XKCD, Gunnerkrigg Court, SMBC, Questionable Content, and Dinosaur Comics all update! 5 birthday comics!

[Factor She/Her]

1 minute ago, Through the Living Potato said:

Oh. That makes sense.

thanks!

And the best part is it’s on a Wednesday, which means XKCD, Gunnerkrigg Court, SMBC, Questionable Content, and Dinosaur Comics all update! 5 birthday comics!

also Rules Wednesday, which nobody should understand unless they’re stalking me

also Intentionally Blank p, which nobody seems to care about as much as me

 

(Also, I’ve been editing them out but random p’s keep appearing in my p typing like that. Weird.)

Edited 21 hours ago by Factor

[Through the Living Potato He/Him]

1 minute ago, GG0z said:

I wish you many cat cuddling hours, @Through the Living Potato

Thank you! Unfortunately my cat will be with my dad while I’m in Spain, so I’ll have to find a different cat. Fortunately they’re everywhere.

 

On a side note, does anyone know how to add quotes when you’re editing a post? 

[Factor She/Her]

Just now, Through the Living Potato said:

Thank you! Unfortunately my cat will be with my dad while I’m in Spain, so I’ll have to find a different cat. Fortunately they’re everywhere.

 

On a side note, does anyone know how to add quotes when you’re editing a post? 

I would like to second this, if it’s possible…

but my quoting is always glitchy

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

11 minutes ago, Factor said:

As I edited in:

 

what the autoincorrect 

how did “who” become “Sephora”

why is Sephora even something autocorrect would jump to

I've had autocorrect off for months

10 minutes ago, Through the Living Potato said:

Ah well. I have 35 minutes until Internet goes out. But tomorrow’s my birthday! ahsvsjhgviytdtrudytrd. 

happy ealrdy borfday!

10 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

No replies=depression, so try not to be gone for long!

Ooooh! Happy Late Birthday!

dopamine belike

5 minutes ago, Through the Living Potato said:

Oh. That makes sense.

thanks!

And the best part is it’s on a Wednesday, which means XKCD, Gunnerkrigg Court, SMBC, Questionable Content, and Dinosaur Comics all update! 5 birthday comics!

aaaanndddd, you get to say "it is Wednesday, my dudes!"

2 minutes ago, Through the Living Potato said:

On a side note, does anyone know how to add quotes when you’re editing a post? 

it's easy on computer

i don't know if it works on phone lemme try

 

nope

Edited 21 hours ago by Usseewa

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

14 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Which is why the one liners manage to exist

I think some are worse with the context.

Or in your case, the speaker is the context.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Factor said:

also Intentionally Blank p, which nobody seems to care about as much as me

I count the days till the next one.

As for quoting in edits?

I don't think you're supposed to...

However,

I've found you can quote it normally to get it into the usual text box, then paste it into your edit from there

[GG0z He/Him]

1 minute ago, Usseewa said:

borfday

I have no words

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Grub said:

I think some are worse with the context.

Or in your case, the speaker is the context.

Yeah, pretty much

Just now, GG0z said:

I have no words

I regularly say this.

For my brother, I kindly sing the song differently to make it sound worse

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

Just now, Conure1243 said:

1 minute ago, Through The Living Grub said:

I think some are worse with the context.

Or in your case, the speaker is the context.

Yeah, pretty much

well said, Grub

1 minute ago, GG0z said:

I have no words

borf borf mewo

1 minute ago, Conure1243 said:

I don't think you're supposed to...

that's what they want you to think...

1 minute ago, Conure1243 said:

I've found you can quote it normally to get it into the usual text box, then paste it into your edit from there

Yep, that's what I do on computer

[Through the Living Potato He/Him]

Here let me try…

Not on mobile  

Edited 21 hours ago by Through the Living Potato
Not on mobile

[Shatter He/Him]

Just now, GG0z said:

Welcome back to TLPL.

that’s one of the rules

be gone for less than five minutes, 20000 pages spawn.

be gone for hours, and no replies appear

Cgoz's Law of TLPL:

For short-duration absences, thread activity is within the active engagement window, leading to rapid cascading of replies and the recursive branching of discussion structure. This produces superlinear page expansion driven by sustained user attention, quote-referencing loops, and reinforced posting momentum under the assumption of imminent operator return.

For long-duration absences, the thread enters a dormancy state where the perceived disengagement of the operator produces a suppression of the response probability that approaches zero. Although latent interest remains, the interaction terminates as users turn their attention to other discussions, resulting in an effective collapse of the conversation even in the presence of unresolved or ongoing topics.

 

(It took me a while to write this.)

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

10 minutes ago, Factor said:

*begins singing happy birthday*

*gets shushed by someone who says it’s to early*

*ignores them*

Happy birthday!

*strainingly sings along in an awkward-crem voice*

[Shatter He/Him]

I get three birthdays, but only if I'm in Pacific time. Otherwise, I get two.

[GG0z He/Him]

1 minute ago, Shatter said:

Cgoz's Law of TLPL:

For short-duration absences, thread activity is within the active engagement window, leading to rapid cascading of replies and the recursive branching of discussion structure. This produces superlinear page expansion driven by sustained user attention, quote-referencing loops, and reinforced posting momentum under the assumption of imminent operator return.

For long-duration absences, the thread enters a dormancy state where the perceived disengagement of the operator produces a suppression of the response probability that approaches zero. Although latent interest remains, the interaction terminates as users turn their attention to other discussions, resulting in an effective collapse of the conversation even in the presence of unresolved or ongoing topics.

 

(It took me a while to write this.)

That is perfect!!

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

2 minutes ago, Shatter said:

Cgoz's Law of TLPL:

For short-duration absences, thread activity is within the active engagement window, leading to rapid cascading of replies and the recursive branching of discussion structure. This produces superlinear page expansion driven by sustained user attention, quote-referencing loops, and reinforced posting momentum under the assumption of imminent operator return.

For long-duration absences, the thread enters a dormancy state where the perceived disengagement of the operator produces a suppression of the response probability that approaches zero. Although latent interest remains, the interaction terminates as users turn their attention to other discussions, resulting in an effective collapse of the conversation even in the presence of unresolved or ongoing topics.

 

(It took me a while to write this.)

love it lol 🩷

[Conure1243 He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Shatter said:

Cgoz's Law of TLPL:

For short-duration absences, thread activity is within the active engagement window, leading to rapid cascading of replies and the recursive branching of discussion structure. This produces superlinear page expansion driven by sustained user attention, quote-referencing loops, and reinforced posting momentum under the assumption of imminent operator return.

For long-duration absences, the thread enters a dormancy state where the perceived disengagement of the operator produces a suppression of the response probability that approaches zero. Although latent interest remains, the interaction terminates as users turn their attention to other discussions, resulting in an effective collapse of the conversation even in the presence of unresolved or ongoing topics.

 

(It took me a while to write this.)

Impressive

[Through the Living Potato He/Him]

Just now, Conure1243 said:

Impressive

Most Impressive 

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

added to front page shatter

 

india

[GG0z He/Him]

Just now, Usseewa said:

added to front page shatter

 

india

India?

[Shatter He/Him]

4 minutes ago, GG0z said:

That is perfect!!

4 minutes ago, Usseewa said:

love it lol 🩷

4 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

Impressive

3 minutes ago, Through the Living Potato said:

Most Impressive 

:3

I love how everyone ignored how afterwards I said I get three birthdays, but only if I'm in Pacific time.

Edited 21 hours ago by Shatter

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Sooo...

Anything anybody wants to talk about?

[Factor She/Her]

5 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

I count the days till the next one.

As for quoting in edits?

I don't think you're supposed to...

However,

I've found you can quote it normally to get it into the usual text box, then paste it into your edit from there

Me too! I also sit at my computer at 10 (for me) and repeatedly reload YouTube.

I find it quite annoying that Octavia doesn’t keep Brandon’s posting schedule consistent, it can be as late as 10:10

or a day late a few weeks ago. That was a nightmare.

9 minutes ago, Usseewa said:

I've had autocorrect off for months

Really? I couldn’t tell

*coughs*

“HAHHWH HJJJHD

I HAVE LIKE

DOZENSSSSSE

SHHWHWJEIEOWOWK I KEKEKEEEKR

AND I JUST ADDED MORE”

- @Usseewa

*coughs*

6 minutes ago, Shatter said:

Cgoz's Law of TLPL:

For short-duration absences, thread activity is within the active engagement window, leading to rapid cascading of replies and the recursive branching of discussion structure. This produces superlinear page expansion driven by sustained user attention, quote-referencing loops, and reinforced posting momentum under the assumption of imminent operator return.

For long-duration absences, the thread enters a dormancy state where the perceived disengagement of the operator produces a suppression of the response probability that approaches zero. Although latent interest remains, the interaction terminates as users turn their attention to other discussions, resulting in an effective collapse of the conversation even in the presence of unresolved or ongoing topics.

 

(It took me a while to write this.)

Ooooh

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

1 minute ago, GG0z said:

India?

no, india.

 

india.

i knew someone who went to india.

but i didn't really "know" them, you could call it parasocial, I guess, though they weren't anyone popular- just an average nobody like me. They knew me, too.

Just now, Conure1243 said:

Sooo...

Anything anybody wants to talk about?

Lost friends