uwu The Last Post Loses

[Conure1243 He/Him]

2 minutes ago, IAmThatOneGuy said:

I think it is safe to assume that, because of Fizz's Law and Grub's Law, Star is a natural attractor for really bad luck.

For sure.

And honestly, I'm pretty sure we're already part of a death themed Cult.

*shoots Star with a pistol*

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

*appears*

What is up

*hits Star on the head with a pool noodle*

How are folks?

[Conure1243 He/Him]

We summoned more God Demons!

And completely ignored them

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

Excellent! Any exciting ones, or just whoever keeps resurrecting Star (not that that's not exciting, just common)

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Uhh, the Egg Demon Kthooloo.

Who threatened us upon their summoning. We completely ignored it

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

I’ve actually never seen Kthooloo and Ussewa in the same room at the same time.

Councidice, I THINK NOT!!!

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Hrm...

Grub's Conspiracy Against the Existence of Kthooloo (Or, GCATEOK) has been born now.

Edited May 8 by Conure1243

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Grub said:

I’ve actually never seen Kthooloo and Ussewa in the same room at the same time.

Councidice, I THINK NOT!!!

@Usseewa, care to defend yourself?

*puts on a bright pink wig because I can't find the one for judges*

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

I’ll have to do the death count later, I have state right now. 
Have fun with the Egg Demon

also I would like to petition to create a new law

Star’s Law: No one can post the death list except Star, unless otherwise designated. 

Pllleeeeaaassseee this is like the one thing I get to do

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Yeah, I'll sign the petition

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Yesssss

i got one person 

anyone else? 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I'll sign.
But not my full legal name for privacy purposes

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I'll go ask a few of my anvils.

[Aeoryi she/her]

8 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said:

I’ll have to do the death count later, I have state right now. 
Have fun with the Egg Demon

also I would like to petition to create a new law

Star’s Law: No one can post the death list except Star, unless otherwise designated. 

Pllleeeeaaassseee this is like the one thing I get to do

The law of the death star

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Just now, NerdSandwich said:

I'll sign.
But not my full legal name for privacy purposes

Obviously

i wouldn’t even sign my legal name

1 minute ago, Conure1243 said:

I'll go ask a few of my anvils.

Ooo 

maybe Gregario will- he’s already crushed me

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Who is Gregario?

Do I want to know?

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Anvil #894.3, Reginald, is willing, so long as they get to smash you too.

Greglio will also sign.

Greglio is the name of one of the anvils I have.

I have too many anvils, and a deep personal connection with all of them.

Edited May 8 by Conure1243

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Also 15/17 of my imaginary friends will sign

 

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

Lets gooooo

i have my own law now 

probably

alright guys, I gotta go now, and I won’t be online until like tomorrow afternoon, so good luck to all of you, if you need it, and don’t kill me too much. I still need to catch up on the list. 

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

I will sign, but the only ink I will use it star’s blood.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Did Star die from you bleeding her to sign the form?

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

3 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

Did Star die from you bleeding her to sign the form?

Yes. I signed my name really big.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

And of course, Reginald smashes Star before he signs.

[GG0z He/Him]

2 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

hits Star on the head with a pool noodle*

NOOOOOOO!!!!

sorry, my orchestra teacher likes to hit us with pool noodles

 

Sure, why not? I’ll sign too, using the ink from @Ink and Embers’s name. (That causes them to die, obviously)

Edited May 8 by GG0z

[IAmThatOneGuy He/Him]

I will give my signature in the form of an ink handprint