GG0z He/Him Posted May 6 Posted May 6 Booby traps the entrance to this thread with a banana! When Star clicks on, she slips!
IAmThatOneGuy He/Him Posted May 6 Posted May 6 (edited) Alright, my first version of the WWTD is ready. Behold, the Sword of Healing! You can stab a person with it, and they won't die cause it will be actively healing the wound! It doesn't get rid of the pain; in fact, it doubles it! ... It's still a work in progress Edited May 6 by IAmThatOneGuy
Through The Living Grub He/Him Posted May 6 Posted May 6 1 minute ago, IAmThatOneGuy said: Alright, my first version of the WWTD is ready. Behold, the Sword of Healing! You can stab a person with it, and they won't die cause it will be actively healing the wound! It doesn't get rid of the pain; in fact, it doubles it! What if you behead them?
IAmThatOneGuy He/Him Posted May 6 Posted May 6 Welll... yes that will kill them; there are kinks to be worked out.
Through The Living Grub He/Him Posted May 6 Posted May 6 We can always test new models in Star? 10/10 subject, would kill again!
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 6 Posted May 6 Just now, Through The Living Grub said: 10/10 subject, would kill again! You have just made my day.
Through The Living Grub He/Him Posted May 6 Posted May 6 Pain and public humiliation are what immediately come to mind.
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted May 6 Posted May 6 12 minutes ago, IAmThatOneGuy said: I'm gonna need ideas for a fate worse than death... Oh! I know! ■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■■!
Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾ Posted May 6 Author Posted May 6 (edited) 20 minutes ago, IAmThatOneGuy said: I'm gonna need ideas for a fate worse than death... Eternal torture on Braize Or, wait for it: Spoiler Living. Edited May 6 by Usseewa
Conure1243 He/Him Posted May 6 Posted May 6 (edited) Wait, how far are we allowed to go into the psychological horror side of this? Also, I've decided I'm just gonna stab Star out of boredom. Edited May 6 by Conure1243
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 7 Posted May 7 I'M BACK ALSO WHAT?!?!?! CONURE IS LIKE THREE POSTS BEHIND ME FOR TOP POSTER THIS CANNOT BE. I MUST LOCK IN Spoiler -1. Complimented by Entrius (specifically complimented the hair) 1. Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself 2.Shot with an arrow by Conure. 2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure 3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol 4. Shot by Conure with a pistol 5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol 6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink 7. Somehow killed by Fizz 8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor 9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning 10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink 11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor 12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 13. Boredom 14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7 15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar 16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz 17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure 18. Burned by Conure 19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9 20. Killed by Fizz because why not 21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab 22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab 23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air. 24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink 25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone 26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough 27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best" 28. Killed because have lost on the Last Post Loses Thread 29. Killed from the 'had' having acid on it 30. Killed for being not quite well enough said by NerdSandwich 31. Killed for complaining about being killed 32. Killed by getting caught in the middle of the awesome between ThatOneGuyOverThere's self 33. Bludgeoned by Factor with WaT 34. Killed by Factor when attacking Fizz's post which actually turned out to be a Voodoo doll 35. Killed by Fizz for not questioning it 36. Killed by NerdSandwich for saying that for once I wasn't killed 37. Stabbed by Ink 38. Stabbed by Ink gleefully in TLPW 39. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Entrius for attempting to remove a death 40. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Verdance for saying things 41. Killed by Grub when he snapped his fingers 42. Killed by Fizz because 42!!! 43. Killed by Fizz to celebrate the arrival of GG0z 44. Killed because GG0z tried to hold Entrius 45. Torn apart by Entrius because no one is worshipping him 46. Killed by Grub in celebration of a new follower 47. Isekaied by Coder 48. Turned into a snail by GG0z and placed in a ring of salt 49. Stabbed with a switchblade knife by Fizz 50. Dropped out of a helicopter by Conure 51. Mauled by a Dragon-Bear 52. Tossed out in the vacuum of space by GG0z to celebrate the one month anniversary of the thread. 53. Killed by ThatOneGuyOverThere when his fireworks rained burning sparks 54. Redirected death from Usseewa due to Fizz's Law 55. Eaten by a shark while the shark was waiting for its chess match with Conure to start 56. Killed by GG0z and Coder because of something related to hate of AI 57. Killed by a lurker that overcame their FOMO 58. Killed by Fizz for creating so many pages on TLPL 59. Killed by Conure for not dying enough that day 60. Insulted to death when GG0z summoned Hoid 61. Killed by Grub in order to be more involved 62. Exploded by fireworks that were set off to welcome me back 63. Exploded by a test given by GG0z 64. Redirected death from Factor due to Fizz's Law 65. Anvil dropped by Conure 66. Killed by Ink with the fourth stage of grief 68. Crushed by Conure with a stack of homework 68. Crushed by NerdSandwich with Chips's homework 69. Spotlight dropped by GG0z 70. Stabbed by Conure for no reason 71. Spiked Cookie from Ink (which was unspiked by GG0z)... and lead from Conure 72. Burned with a flaming sword by Conure 73. Stabbed by Conure 74. Crushed by the printed out website by GG0z 75. Crushed by an anvil by Conure 76. Killed by Test Star 1 due to Fizz's Law 77. Shot by Conure with a bazooka 78. Murdered by NerdSandwich 79. Dissitegrated due to Fizz's Law by the Angel Dragon 80. Stabbed by Ink in celebration 81. Stabbed by Conure 82. Set on fire by Ink 83. Dropped into subzero temperatures by Conure 84. Fired out of a confetti cannon by Ink 85. Crushed by Anvil 3, Greglio 86. Deleted along with Anvil -2 87. Burned by Conure during the funeral for Anvil -2 88. Shot repeatedly by Conure 89. Crushed by a piano dropped by IAmThatOneGuy 90. Crushed by several orchestra instruments dropped by Conure 91. Crushed by a flugelhorn dropped by NerdSandwich 92. Crushed by Anvil 4, Leonardo, dropped by Conure 93. Crushed by a full sized organ, dropped by IAmThatOneGuy 94. Crushed by a double bass, dropped by GG0z 95. Crushed by a comically large banana, dropped by Conure 96. Neck broken by GG0z 97. Large sword dropped on head 98. Deaths divided by two, which causes a death. Apparently. 99. Divided deaths by 0, causing a death. 100. MY DEATH YESSSS 101-116. Conure tore a whole in reality, causing 16 deaths. 117. Messing with reality 118. Hit with a pistol by Conure 119. Thrown under a bus by GG0z 120. Exploded by Conure 121. Slipped on a banana peel placed by GG0z 122. Stabbed by Conure out of boredom
GG0z He/Him Posted May 7 Posted May 7 Wow… I am on the leaderboard‽ Also, @Conure1243 we are allowed to go all the way
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 7 Posted May 7 Hmmm psychological horror... let me get back to you
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 7 Posted May 7 Hmmm... Wait, should I really be helping you guys plan ways to torture me?
GG0z He/Him Posted May 7 Posted May 7 Both of those are going onto one liners.(I really should stop…) 12 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said: Hmmm... Wait, should I really be helping you guys plan ways to torture me? Absolutely.
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 7 Posted May 7 17 minutes ago, GG0z said: Both of those are going onto one liners.(I really should stop…) Yes you should stop. Well, I guess that I can think some more about psychological torture then.
GG0z He/Him Posted May 7 Posted May 7 Ok, I'll stop, but I will force others to put your quotes into one liners
Through The Living Star She/Her Posted May 7 Posted May 7 What?! No, you should all just stop putting my quotes into one liners.
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