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hello

I steal the now cold mug of staplers and drink it all

Edited by GG0z
Posted

Aw man... I had wanted my staplers. I'll just have an eraser instead.
*chewing and swallowing*
So, I've been meaning to ask, on a scale of 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

Posted

You guys are making it so hard for me to figure out how to draw all of the "food" items in this thread.

Anyway, in answer to your question, I'd have to say Banana.

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2 hours ago, GG0z said:

That’s going in one liners… again

I should probably stop putting Star’s quotes in there

I just need to stop saying such stupid things. 

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I'm scared of the yesterday version of me that made the one-liners three times.

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5 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

I'm scared of the yesterday version of me that made the one-liners three times.

Dear god…

Posted

Yeah, that is surprising.

Talk about murder or orphans more often. It'll probably help.

Posted

*Murders Star* again

I'm scared of the real version of me that should probably get quoted every 5 seconds.

Posted

One of my friends has a quote book, in which he puts the most random and out-of-context quotes ever. 
It is a goal of mine to be quoted one day. 

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I don't love being quoted, but I can live with it. It's just my really strange ones that I don't want quoted. 

Spoiler

-1. Complimented by Entrius (specifically complimented the hair) 

1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 

13.  Boredom

14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7

15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar

16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz

17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure

18. Burned by Conure

19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9

20. Killed by Fizz because why not

21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab 

22. Stabbed by Fizz as he was demonstrating to Conure that he knew how to stab 

23. Killed by the blunt end of a knife when Conure tossed it in the air.

24. Stabbed with a fork by Ink

25. Killed by Fizz for overestimating everyone

26. Killed by Fizz for not posting the list fast enough

27. Killed by Fizz "for not agreeing that #7 is the best"

28. Killed because  have lost on the Last Post Loses Thread 

29. Killed from the 'had' having acid on it

30. Killed for being not quite well enough said by NerdSandwich

31. Killed for complaining about being killed

32. Killed by getting caught in the middle of the awesome between ThatOneGuyOverThere's self

33. Bludgeoned by Factor with WaT

34. Killed by Factor when attacking Fizz's post which actually turned out to be a Voodoo doll

35. Killed by Fizz for not questioning it

36. Killed by NerdSandwich for saying that for once I wasn't killed

37. Stabbed by Ink

38. Stabbed by Ink gleefully in TLPW

39. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Entrius for attempting to remove a death

40. Killed by a redirected death from Fizz killing Verdance for saying things

41. Killed by Grub when he snapped his fingers

42. Killed by Fizz because 42!!!

43. Killed by Fizz to celebrate the arrival of GG0z

44. Killed because GG0z tried to hold Entrius

45. Torn apart by Entrius because no one is worshipping him

46. Killed by Grub in celebration of a new follower

47. Isekaied by Coder

48. Turned into a snail by GG0z and placed in a ring of salt

49. Stabbed with a switchblade knife by Fizz

50. Dropped out of a helicopter by Conure

51. Mauled by a Dragon-Bear

52. Tossed out in the vacuum of space by GG0z to celebrate the one month anniversary of the thread. 

53. Killed by ThatOneGuyOverThere when his fireworks rained burning sparks 

54. Redirected death from Usseewa due to Fizz's Law

55. Eaten by a shark while the shark was waiting for its chess match with Conure to start

56. Killed by GG0z and Coder because of something related to hate of AI

57. Killed by a lurker that overcame their FOMO

58. Killed by Fizz for creating so many pages on TLPL

59. Killed by Conure for not dying enough that day

60. Insulted to death when GG0z summoned Hoid

61. Killed by Grub in order to be more involved

62. Exploded by fireworks that were set off to welcome me back

63. Exploded by a test given by GG0z

64. Redirected death from Factor due to Fizz's Law

65. Anvil dropped by Conure

66. Killed by Ink with the fourth stage of grief

68. Crushed by Conure with a stack of homework

68. Crushed by NerdSandwich with Chips's homework

69. Spotlight dropped by GG0z

70. Stabbed by Conure for no reason

71. Spiked Cookie from Ink (which was unspiked by GG0z)... and lead from Conure

72. Burned with a flaming sword by Conure

73. Stabbed by Conure

74. Crushed by the printed out website by GG0z

75. Crushed by an anvil by Conure

76. Killed by Test Star 1 due to Fizz's Law

77. Shot by Conure with a bazooka

78. Murdered by NerdSandwich

 

Posted

Ohohoho

It is so hard for me to avoid being put in a quote book. For some reason, everybody in my school, (Including me) just started making quotebooks. Not like a "We should all make quote books", just everybody happened to get the idea and do it.

Posted (edited)

Wait, if we killed everybody at once, how many deaths would be redirected to Star?

I'm going to start listing out every person who has ever posted on the thread.

Edited by Conure1243
Posted

Wait what *is many confusion*
What would happen if we just killed everyone?

Posted

At least 15 deaths.

I wanna do it.

Murder all.

Mass Genocide! YESS! HEHEHEHE!

THERE IS NO STOPPING ME!

Posted

 

That only added to my many confusion. Murder has a tendency to cause chaotic confusion.

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