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I take a semi-break from the Shard for a week, and Star just gets murdered?

17 hours ago, Conure1243 said:

You seem to be getting distracted a lot.

Do you need a Plush Chasmfiend?

I want this. I don't need anything else. Only this.

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10 hours ago, Through The Living Star said:

That's about right. Other people have tried to die, but all of them ended up killing me instead xD

*Pointedly Coughs*

54 minutes ago, Through The Living Grub said:

I take a semi-break from the Shard for a week, and Star just gets murdered?

Yes, that is exactly what happened

Posted

Didn't Star get murdered 17 times?

Team Rosters:

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@Fizz9                                     - Leader

@Through The Living Star   - Priest

@Factor                                    - Acolyte

                                                         

Ketchup:                                                     

@Verdance                              - High Priest

                                                        

Neutral:                                                                   

@Conure1243                         - Bystander Penguins of the Alps

@Adonalsium Will Return    - MUSTARD

@Akimikoisthecutest            - North-Southton 

@Through The Living Grub you should pick a team!

And I'm just gonna call them unmerged now.

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North-Southton 

Because that makes sense.

 

Poor Ketchup, they have no members.

Posted

And I'm going to get Star's ULTIMATE REVENGE

Except I still haven't really gotten much of that.

Posted
21 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said:

18, actually. 
it’s been a fun week. 

Post the list again.

Posted
26 minutes ago, Conure1243 said:

And I'm going to get Star's ULTIMATE REVENGE

Except I still haven't really gotten much of that.

Nope, I’ve been busy with school. But it is coming. Besides, now that I’m no longer hating ribbons, I don’t know if strike two really counts. 

Here’s the list! 

1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 

13.  Boredom

14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7

15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar

16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz

17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure

18. Burned by Conure

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1 hour ago, Fizz9 said:

@Through The Living Grub you should pick a team!

Should I join ketchup, or create a new group who hates potatoes and ketchup. You know, for the bit.

 

5 minutes ago, Through The Living Star said:

Nope, I’ve been busy with school. But it is coming. Besides, now that I’m no longer hating ribbons, I don’t know if strike two really counts. 

Here’s the list! 

1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 

13.  Boredom

14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7

15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar

16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz

17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure

18. Burned by Conure

@Conure1243, what did Star do to you? Also, that reminds me, I wanted to test something. 

"Duck!"

*Chucks a duck at lethal speeds at Conure*

Posted
12 minutes ago, Through The Living Grub said:

"Duck!"

*Chucks a duck at lethal speeds at Conure*

Conure ducks and it hits Star instead, killing her.

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1 minute ago, Fizz9 said:

Conure ducks and it hits Star instead, killing her.

Huh....

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Weird.

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Sorry, but only kinda...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 

13.  Boredom

14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7

15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar

16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz

17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure

18. Burned by Conure

19. Hit by a lethal duck by Through the Living Grub

 

Do I die by hitting Entrius? 

Posted

For 19 change it too:

19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9

Posted

I don't even need to post to accidentally kill Star.

39 minutes ago, Through The Living Grub said:

@Conure1243, what did Star do to you?

I am a chaotic gremlin, and Star was the first victim (Though not by my choice) and now it's kinda just stuck

Posted

Conure: *comes back to shard after sleeping at night*

Us: Thanks for killing Star 100 times last night!

Conure: I wasn't even here

Us: Your point?

Posted

Okay

 

1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 

13.  Boredom

14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7

15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar

16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz

17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure

18. Burned by Conure

19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9

Posted (edited)
1 minute ago, Fizz9 said:

Conure: *comes back to shard after sleeping at night*

Us: Thanks for killing Star 100 times last night!

Conure: I wasn't even here

Us: Your point?

Yes, this seems about right. Also, Star fed me a cookie, and my member title clearly says Do Not Feed now! Perfect Villain Motivation

(Ignore the fact that it wasn't Do Not Feed at that point)

Edited by Conure1243
Posted
1 minute ago, Conure1243 said:

@Fizz9 is probably also one of the leading causes of Star's Deaths

Yeah, that's about right. Plus, he never tells me how he kills me. 

 

1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 

13.  Boredom

14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7

15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar

16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz

17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure

18. Burned by Conure

19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9

20: Killed by Fizz somehow

 

Posted

I mean... Even just a generic stab is simple enough!

*Grabs Knife, and demonstrates how to stab Star for @Fizz9*

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1.  Blew up by a grenade, planted on myself

2.Shot with an arrow by Conure.

2 1/2: Alternate version burned up by Conure

3. Shot by QIanwellian with a pistol

4. Shot by Conure with a pistol

5. Shot by Fizz with a pistol

6. Hit on the head repeatedly with a lead pipe by Ink

7. Somehow killed by Fizz

8. Poisoned Tater tot from Factor

9. Killed by Entrius for trying to give him lead poisoning

10. Shoved off a flying alpaca by Ink

11. Trampled by a flying alpaca by Factor

12. Accidentally launched into a pit of spikes by Conure (while he was trying as well to die) 

13.  Boredom

14. Doing my homework instead of being on the Shard 24/7

15. Killed by the Grammar Gods for incorrect grammar

16. Killed to have the perfect Cosmere 16 by Fizz

17. Struck twice with a sword by Conure

18. Burned by Conure

19. Hit by a lethal duck thrown by Through the Living Grub missing Conure1234 because of Fizz9

20. Killed by Fizz because why not

21. Stabbed by Conure as he was demonstrating to Fizz how to properly stab me. 

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