uwu The Last Post Loses

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

Here, take my hot potato!

 

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THE LAWS OF THE THREAD :3

Fizz's Law: Death can only be Star's and no one else's. If anyone else gets Killed it is transferred to Star.

Verdance's Law: Though others may not be killed, they can be hurt. (I believe this means they can feel the pain in what would have been a Death if not for Fizz's Law, correct?)

Grub's Law: Star's Deaths cannot be started nor ended, it can only change forms. 

Conure's Law: This Law's purpose is to let it be known that Conure has a Law.

Star's Law ("The Law of the Death Star"): No one can post the Death List except Star, unless otherwise designated.

GG0z's law: No matter what anyone or anything does, Star will absolutely find a way to Die.

 

Cgoz's Law of TLPL:

"For short-duration absences, thread activity is within the active engagement window, leading to rapid cascading of replies and the recursive branching of discussion structure. This produces superlinear page expansion driven by sustained user attention, quote-referencing loops, and reinforced posting momentum under the assumption of imminent operator return.

For long-duration absences, the thread enters a dormancy state where the perceived disengagement of the operator produces a suppression of the response probability that approaches zero. Although latent interest remains, the interaction terminates as users turn their attention to other discussions, resulting in an effective collapse of the conversation even in the presence of unresolved or ongoing topics."

Edited June 3 by Usseewa

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

2 minutes ago, Usseewa said:

Here, take my hot potato!

 

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*catches it*

Storm it! Alright, who wants to lose next?

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

I DO. 

*claims potato*

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

GIMME

*holds burning potato like a precious child, then tosses it in the direction of someone*

 

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wait is this reverse battle for the sandwich?

or something?

 

Edited April 1 by Usseewa

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

*grabs potato before someone else can*

IT'S MINE

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

*steals potato*

*chucks into the Battle for the Sandwich thread*

*pulls out a jigsaw and three different kinds of compass*

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

*asks what kinda of compasses?*

jigsaw puzzle?

*gets to solving*

*gives up quickly*

Edited April 1 by Usseewa

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

*grabs single piece from  jigsaw puzzle, cackles evilly whilst picturing confusion upon realizing there is a piece missing)*

Edited April 1 by Through The Living Star

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

lol how did you realize there's a piece missing when it's not even close to solve?

*praises your inteligenteness*

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

*realizes I explained poorly* 

I meant the confusion when Ink discovers a piece missing. 

*Cackles still, accepting unearned praise*

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

*Ink is confused as to who is even doing the jigsaw at this point*

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

(No one, at least not me)

2 minutes ago, Through the Living Ink said:

*Ink is confused as to who is even doing the jigsaw at this point*

 

 

*Takes a compass and starts heading south for no reason whatsoever*

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

2 minutes ago, Usseewa said:

(No one, at least not me)

 

 

*Takes a compass and starts heading south for no reason whatsoever*

*Steals compass and replaces it with a chicken*

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Star said:

*Steals compass and replaces it with a chicken*

*I start following the chicken's head*

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

*I cut off the chickens head*

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

*I let out a high-pitched scream and drop it, then run away*

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

*smiles at the ensuing chaos*

[Adonalsium Will Return He/him]

*Comes back from the Battle for the Sandwich with the Potato*

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

*Stops running around*

*Turns toward @Adonalsium Will Return with wide eyes*

*Sprints at you and holds out my hand for the Potato*

[Keke They/he]

11 minutes ago, Usseewa said:

*Stops running around*

*Turns toward @Adonalsium Will Return with wide eyes*

*Sprints at you and holds out my hand for the Potato*

*tackles so you dont get potato*

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

*grabs potato, leaving you all confused how*

[Conure1243 He/Him]

Ooh! I like potatoes!

Actually, now that I think about it...

Not really. Darn.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

2 hours ago, Through The Living Star said:

*grabs potato, leaving you all confused how*

In my confusion I walk straight into you. I catch it after it flips in the air 30 times.

1 hour ago, Conure1243 said:

Ooh! I like potatoes!

Actually, now that I think about it...

Not really. Darn.

With my new potato, I try to make you eat said potato.

[Factor She/Her]

*Politely walks after leaving Battle of the Sandwich and politely says they would like the potato*

(Apparently, Politely is now the name of my avatar for Sandwich-type stuff)

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

*I... [get horrified and disgusted irl by something that has nothing to do with any of you] take the Potato from Grub and toss it at you. It trails hot smoke hot stuff whatever. It warps the air with its heat. There.*