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27 minutes ago, Ookla the Perpetually Disc said:

 

 

 

Ink is quite entertained by this whole escapade, and continues to attempt to pretend to be unconscious.

Unfortunately, they then get distracted and ask "Do you have a maple syrup pool as well?"

"We... we don't talk about that pool..." He says, with the face of someone who has seen things.

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On 12/16/2025 at 5:16 PM, Ookla the Dokja said:

"We... we don't talk about that pool..." He says, with the face of someone who has seen things.

Ink is intrigued. "Can you tell me how to get there, though?"

Posted
4 hours ago, Ookla the Perpetually Disc said:

Ink is intrigued. "Can you tell me how to get there, though?"

"N-No. Only... only a canadian (or me) can properly access the pool. I cannot even take you there unless you prove your candianacy."

Posted
16 hours ago, Ookla the Dokja said:

"N-No. Only... only a canadian (or me) can properly access the pool. I cannot even take you there unless you prove your candianacy."

"Curses. I'm about as Canadian as a rattlesnake."

Ink passes out again and goes back to slowly sinking in the orange juice.

Posted

al_Lan looks around, Onyx perched on his shoulder. Nothing much has changed.

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Sorry, Ink, I was busy. Right. Time to fix the street.

al_Lan looks down at the two combatants. They are standing right below him. He grins, and empties the contents of the shredder on their heads. Strips of aluminium foil drift down around them, and then while they are still falling, he Soulcasts the air around the two of them into bronze. 

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No point fixing the problem without fixing the source of the problem.

 

Posted
3 hours ago, al_lan_mandragoran said:

al_Lan looks around, Onyx perched on his shoulder. Nothing much has changed.

al_Lan looks down at the two combatants. They are standing right below him. He grins, and empties the contents of the shredder on their heads. Strips of aluminium foil drift down around them, and then while they are still falling, he Soulcasts the air around the two of them into bronze. 

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No point fixing the problem without fixing the source of the problem.

 

Ink sits upright again, despite not being able to set outside. 

"That's genius! Thanks, al_Lan!"

They get a glass of apple juice and give it to al_Lan.

Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

Ink sits upright again, despite not being able to set outside. 

"That's genius! Thanks, al_Lan!"

They get a glass of apple juice and give it to al_Lan.

Wrath looks in for a moment, waking from his stupor.

”I have no idea what’s happening, and I don’t want to know what’s happening.”

He removed multiple tons of C4 from his Mary Poppins style bag and starts an ominous timer.

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Posted
3 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Wrath looks in for a moment, waking from his stupor.

”I have no idea what’s happening, and I don’t want to know what’s happening.”

He removed multiple tons of C4 from his Mary Poppins style bag and starts an ominous timer.

Ryn watches him do this, and in turn gives Wrath and disappointed stare, raising her eyebrows in way to say ‘Really?’

Posted
16 minutes ago, Ryn said:

Ryn watches him do this, and in turn gives Wrath and disappointed stare, raising her eyebrows in way to say ‘Really?’

“Do you expect reason from me? If you want that, talk to the green guy. If you want depression or cynicism, talk to the British one.”

Posted
36 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

“Do you expect reason from me? If you want that, talk to the green guy. If you want depression or cynicism, talk to the British one.”

“I didn’t say anything. Though I would like to point out: if you’re going to set off C4, maybe do so on the already destroyed street? And not in the location where a bunch of ‘innocents’ are hanging out?”

Posted
9 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

Ink sits upright again, despite not being able to set outside. 

"That's genius! Thanks, al_Lan!"

They get a glass of apple juice and give it to al_Lan.

"Thanks", al_Lan says.

"Hey Coder, you can have your suggestions box back."

Posted
1 hour ago, al_lan_mandragoran said:

"Thanks", al_Lan says.

"Hey Coder, you can have your suggestions box back."

Coder takes it back, and looks at you. He then gives you another box, this one labeled 'The al_Lan box'

Inside, there are bunch of small versions of you. Each are sentient and fully believe they are you (see the movie Prestige or the skit from Chris and Jack 'The Secret Santa')

This box is also a paper shredder.

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10 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

Wrath looks in for a moment, waking from his stupor.

”I have no idea what’s happening, and I don’t want to know what’s happening.”

He removed multiple tons of C4 from his Mary Poppins style bag and starts an ominous timer.

Ink isn't completely sure what a C4 is, but feels being alarmed is an appropriate reaction based on Ryn's response. 

Posted
5 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

Ink isn't completely sure what a C4 is, but feels being alarmed is an appropriate reaction based on Ryn's response. 

C4, also known as plastic explosive. 

al_Lan reaches over and touches the grey, squishy blob of C4, soulcasting it into bronze. 

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Soulcasting solves everything...

 

Posted
2 hours ago, al_lan_mandragoran said:

C4, also known as plastic explosive. 

al_Lan reaches over and touches the grey, squishy blob of C4, soulcasting it into bronze. 

 

“Well, that solves that problem. Now…how do we prevent Wrath from getting more.”

Posted
5 hours ago, al_lan_mandragoran said:

C4, also known as plastic explosive. 

al_Lan reaches over and touches the grey, squishy blob of C4, soulcasting it into bronze. 

 

"Smart," Ink says, impressed, relieved, and deeply concerned about this place's weapons policy.

3 hours ago, Ryn said:

“Well, that solves that problem. Now…how do we prevent Wrath from getting more.”

"I suggest ... uh ... keep an eye on them? Give them so much apple juice they become inebriated?"

Posted
3 hours ago, Ryn said:

“Well, that solves that problem. Now…how do we prevent Wrath from getting more.”

Coder nods. Coder walks over to @SpiritOfWrath, and soulcasts him into a person who cant get more C4. "I'm like, a 14th Ideal lightweaver, I feel I can do pretty much anything now."

Posted
1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Coder nods. Coder walks over to @SpiritOfWrath, and soulcasts him into a person who cant get more C4. "I'm like, a 14th Ideal lightweaver, I feel I can do pretty much anything now."

“That works. I’ll watch him, just in case. For some reason, I get the impression he’d try to get out of that limit…somehow.”

Posted
5 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Coder nods. Coder walks over to @SpiritOfWrath, and soulcasts him into a person who cant get more C4. "I'm like, a 14th Ideal lightweaver, I feel I can do pretty much anything now."

"That's mildly alarming. Glad you're awake!"

 

2 minutes ago, Ryn said:

“That works. I’ll watch him, just in case. For some reason, I get the impression he’d try to get out of that limit…somehow.”

"Do you want to set up a guard shift or something?"

Ink prods @SpiritOfWrath nervously.

Posted
Just now, Ink and Embers said:

"That's mildly alarming. Glad you're awake!"

 

"Do you want to set up a guard shift or something?"

Ink prods @SpiritOfWrath nervously.

"Yep!" Coder says, and then becomes an apple.

Posted
1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"Yep!" Coder says, and then becomes an apple.

Ink moves the apple into a jar and puts it on the other side of the counter, so no one eats it by mistake

Posted
2 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

Ink moves the apple into a jar and puts it on the other side of the counter, so no one eats it by mistake

Coder walks out of one of the nearby doors. "Don't think about it too much."

Posted
1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Coder walks out of one of the nearby doors. "Don't think about it too much."

Ink freezes as xyr brain tries to catch up with xyr eyes. "Uhh... too late for that. "

Posted
Just now, SpiritOfWrath said:

Spirit bites his finger off.

Ink curses. (Involving shouting the word "muffins!" a lot), then asks if anyone has a bandage.

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