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55 minutes ago, Ink and Embers said:

Kevin wonders if he should be collecting the green fluid. For Science, you see. He manages to dodge some of the larger globs, but gets sprayed on his left wing.

He can feel his feathers burning away where it touches him and congeals, releasing an acrid odour.

Posted
23 hours ago, Through The Living Ash said:

He can feel his feathers burning away where it touches him and congeals, releasing an acrid odour.

Kevin panicks and starts flapping his wings frantically, spraying some of the substance back at the spiders. "Ow, ow, okay, not science, I get it!"

Posted
1 hour ago, Through the Living Ink said:

Kevin panicks and starts flapping his wings frantically, spraying some of the substance back at the spiders. "Ow, ow, okay, not science, I get it!"

The goo clings to him and starts burrowing deeper as if it has a mind of its own. 

Posted
3 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Unnamed steps out of the BftS door.

 

He can see hundreds of large spiders coating the doors, many of which are ablaze, violet motes of light drifting off of them. A pidgeon flies above, trying to dodge the globs of acid that the spiders are spitting at it. A little further back, a boy stands away from all the spiders. There are presumably more people,  it they’ve all been frozen for ages. One spider, far larger than all the rest, seems to be hanging back. 

The moment Unnamed steps foot in the Door-Way, the head of every single spider turns to face him at once. They freeze what they are doing, tracking him through sightless eyes but otherwise completely motionless. 

Posted
Just now, Through The Living Ash said:

He can see hundreds of large spiders coating the doors, many of which are ablaze, violet motes of light drifting off of them. A pidgeon flies above, trying to dodge the globs of acid that the spiders are spitting at it. A little further back, a boy stands away from all the spiders. There are presumably more people,  it they’ve all been frozen for ages. One spider, far larger than all the rest, seems to be hanging back. 

The moment Unnamed steps foot in the Door-Way, the head of every single spider turns to face him at once. They freeze what they are doing, tracking him through sightless eyes but otherwise completely motionless. 

Not this again

Unnamed immediately checks to see if these are the echo-locating Sydney funnel webs from before

He still has the brown recluse on his head by the way

Posted
1 minute ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Not this again

Unnamed immediately checks to see if these are the echo-locating Sydney funnel webs from before

He still has the brown recluse on his head by the way

Ye this has been happening for the last few pages. The spiders never really left, you see. 

They are, though as I recall he removed their ability to echolocate. 

The spiders wait there, seeming to be weighing something. After a moment, a single spider, very small, steps forward, crawling slowly toward Unnamed. 

Posted
Just now, Through The Living Ash said:

Ye this has been happening for the last few pages. The spiders never really left, you see. 

They are, though as I recall he removed their ability to echolocate. 

The spiders wait there, seeming to be weighing something. After a moment, a single spider, very small, steps forward, crawling slowly toward Unnamed. 

No Unnamed removed their eyesight, then you gave them echolocation

Unnamed pulls out the Maw 28 (a sentient black hole frying pan) and bonks the spider with it.

Posted
On 1/26/2026 at 9:29 PM, Through The Living KSauce said:

Unnamed summons metabolic radiation from Bios: Megafauna to get rid of the spiders' echolocation

No, he did, see?

6 hours ago, Through The Living KSauce said:

No Unnamed removed their eyesight, then you gave them echolocation

Unnamed pulls out the Maw 28 (a sentient black hole frying pan) and bonks the spider with it.

The spider is crushed beneath the pan, but instead of being squashed, it bursts into ribbons of purple light that flow up into the air, spiraling around each other. The ribbons suddenly dart forward, passing directly through Unnamed’s face, and he feels a strange presence brush against his mind. 

Did youuuu you do it?

Posted
11 hours ago, Through The Living KSauce said:

Unnamed steps out of the BftS door.

 

 

4 hours ago, Through The Living Ash said:

No, he did, see?

The spider is crushed beneath the pan, but instead of being squashed, it bursts into ribbons of purple light that flow up into the air, spiraling around each other. The ribbons suddenly dart forward, passing directly through Unnamed’s face, and he feels a strange presence brush against his mind. 

Did youuuu you do it?

Kevin shifts back into human form, where the acid is burning a hole in the side of his hoodie. He hisses at it, reaches through a Doorway into an abandoned garden shed, and procures a chainsaw. He quickly slams the Doorway before anything else can get through.

When he looks up, Unnamed has entered and is hitting a spider with a Maw. The spider bursts into light and flies through him. 

...Flies? Kevin waves at Unnamed, but decides now probably isn't the best time to offer him mac'n'cheese. He starts opening and closing Doorways, looking for something. 

Posted (edited)
14 hours ago, Through The Living Ash said:

No, he did, see?

The spider is crushed beneath the pan, but instead of being squashed, it bursts into ribbons of purple light that flow up into the air, spiraling around each other. The ribbons suddenly dart forward, passing directly through Unnamed’s face, and he feels a strange presence brush against his mind. 

Did youuuu you do it?

Oh

"Do what?" he asks, bonking more spiders.

9 hours ago, Through the Living Ink said:

 

Kevin shifts back into human form, where the acid is burning a hole in the side of his hoodie. He hisses at it, reaches through a Doorway into an abandoned garden shed, and procures a chainsaw. He quickly slams the Doorway before anything else can get through.

When he looks up, Unnamed has entered and is hitting a spider with a Maw. The spider bursts into light and flies through him. 

...Flies? Kevin waves at Unnamed, but decides now probably isn't the best time to offer him mac'n'cheese. He starts opening and closing Doorways, looking for something. 

Unnamed glances at Kevin, then waves back, intent on bonking all the spiders.

Unnamed also tries checking various doors while he's at it, and tries opening some of the doors in the floor to get some of the spiders to fall out.

Edited by Through The Living KSauce
Posted
28 minutes ago, Through The Living KSauce said:

Oh

"Do what?" he asks, bonking more spiders.

Unnamed glances at Kevin, then waves back, intent on bonking all the spiders.

Unnamed also tries checking various doors while he's at it, and tries opening some of the doors in the floor to get some of the spiders to fall out.

The spiders hiss as he tries bonking them and surge forward in a scuttling black and purple mass. The larger one hangs back, watching Kevin. 

Taaaaake it from from us. We want it back. 

Posted
2 minutes ago, Through The Living Ash said:

The spiders hiss as he tries bonking them and surge forward in a scuttling black and purple mass. The larger one hangs back, watching Kevin. 

Taaaaake it from from us. We want it back. 

Unnamed remembered their last encounter.

"Oh. That was atrophied. You need to re-evolve it. Here." Unnamed pulled out the Echolocation card from his pocket and handed it to one of the spiders, alongside the corresponding red cube and green monster token. It also has a curiosity head and tail, so if the spiders get another card with curiosity they get an emotion and a tool, gaining 2 VPs.

Posted
2 minutes ago, Through The Living KSauce said:

Unnamed remembered their last encounter.

"Oh. That was atrophied. You need to re-evolve it. Here." Unnamed pulled out the Echolocation card from his pocket and handed it to one of the spiders, alongside the corresponding red cube and green monster token. It also has a curiosity head and tail, so if the spiders get another card with curiosity they get an emotion and a tool, gaining 2 VPs.

The spider crawls over it, seemingly oblivious of the card’s existence, leaving burnt streaks across the surface. 

You lie?

Posted
3 hours ago, Through The Living Ash said:

The spiders hiss as he tries bonking them and surge forward in a scuttling black and purple mass. The larger one hangs back, watching Kevin. 

Taaaaake it from from us. We want it back. 

 

3 hours ago, Through The Living KSauce said:

Unnamed remembered their last encounter.

"Oh. That was atrophied. You need to re-evolve it. Here." Unnamed pulled out the Echolocation card from his pocket and handed it to one of the spiders, alongside the corresponding red cube and green monster token. It also has a curiosity head and tail, so if the spiders get another card with curiosity they get an emotion and a tool, gaining 2 VPs.

Kevin opens a Doorway to reveal a large number of flies, which swarm in and begin to coat the nearest Doors, buzzing loudly.

"Over here?" Kevin calls, waving to the spiders. He also attempts to switch on his chainsaw, but can't because some of the flies are jamming the lever.

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Hi I'd quite like to get Kevin to go to TLT; I will try not to bring too many spiders with him

I'll send him there tomorrow at latest?

 

Keeping his back to the wall, Kevin edged away from the spiders and towards a rather battered-looking door. Hopefully, the flies would keep the spiders distracted long enough for him to get away. 

Posted
4 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

 

Keeping his back to the wall, Kevin edged away from the spiders and towards a rather battered-looking door. Hopefully, the flies would keep the spiders distracted long enough for him to get away. 

Unnamed sees him and starts opening random doors on the ceiling. A parrot flies in, squawking wildly as flies around Door-Ways, distracting the spiders.

Posted
9 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren said:

Unnamed sees him and starts opening random doors on the ceiling. A parrot flies in, squawking wildly as flies around Door-Ways, distracting the spiders.

Kevin waves to Unnamed. "Thank you!" he yells, jumping through the Doorway. At least this one didn't seem to be on fire. 

Posted (edited)
4 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

Kevin waves to Unnamed. "Thank you!" he yells, jumping through the Doorway. At least this one didn't seem to be on fire. 

The doorway opens up into a recently mentioned bubble of flawspace in The Longest Thread.

Edited by Verdance
Posted
5 hours ago, Verdance said:

The doorway opens up into a recently mentioned bubble of flawspace in The Longest Thread.

Thank you!!!!!!!

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