VIRTUAL (chaotic) SCRIMMAGE

[NerdSandwich she/her]

But you miss, because I used hemalurgy to steal your sight.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

36 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

But you miss, because I used hemalurgy to steal your sight.

Now blinded and hurt, I start jabbing my swiss army polearm's many heads out around me randomly, betting that I have a good enough chance of hitting someone. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I have already left and am now watching you from far above, laughing.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

On 9/10/2025 at 2:05 PM, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I have already left and am now watching you from far above, laughing.

I hear you laughing and start throwing random junk at you. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

You miss.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

The hand grenade I threw at you does in fact miss, landing right next to you before setting off. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

However, it takes 5 seconds to detonate and I have already used a duralumin-enhanced Steelpush. The grenade detonates, but I suffer no effects.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

14 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

However, it takes 5 seconds to detonate and I have already used a duralumin-enhanced Steelpush. The grenade detonates, but I suffer no effects.

Except for slamming into a tree with the force of your steelpush as you leaped away from it. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I slam into and through the tree.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I slam into and through the tree.

I hear this and assume that it was due to the explosion, then blindly try to get away from the battle. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

4 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I hear this and assume that it was due to the explosion, then blindly try to get away from the battle. 

Wait I propose an alliance

1232. Tear out your own eyes and give them to someone as a present

Which I regrow ofc

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I agree as long as I get to keep an eyeball.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

11 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Wait I propose an alliance

1232. Tear out your own eyes and give them to someone as a present

Which I regrow ofc

I gratefully accept the eyeballs. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

...wow

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

...wow

I know; I'm very impressive. 

You should applaud now. 

Edited September 12, 2025 by Ashkaloda

[NerdSandwich she/her]

*applauds*

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

On 9/12/2025 at 8:39 AM, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I agree as long as I get to keep an eyeball.

What-

No-

I didn’t mean-

Ah whatever sure anybody can join the Eyeball Alliance as long as they procure an eyeball from a non-member

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

What-

No-

I didn’t mean-

Ah whatever sure anybody can join the Eyeball Alliance as long as they procure an eyeball from a non-member

I wanna join!

*presents eyeball*

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

7 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

What-

No-

I didn’t mean-

Ah whatever sure anybody can join the Eyeball Alliance as long as they procure an eyeball from a non-member

*pulls out bag* Choose one.

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

What-

No-

I didn’t mean-

Ah whatever sure anybody can join the Eyeball Alliance as long as they procure an eyeball from a non-member

Ok yeah sure I take Butters

Ill tag him later, im currently stuck on spanish keyboard and forgot how to at people

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

4 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

*pulls out bag* Choose one.

Accepted

*draws randomly*

”WHERE THE STORMS DID YOU GET THIS???”

4 hours ago, Kansas Stormcursed said:

I wanna join!

*presents eyeball*

Accepted

2 hours ago, The Great Wyver said:

Ok yeah sure I take Butters

Ill tag him later, im currently stuck on spanish keyboard and forgot how to at people

Accepted

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

2 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Accepted

*draws randomly*

”WHERE THE STORMS DID YOU GET THIS???”

Accepted

Accepted

Much obliged!

*pops eyeball back in*

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

10 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Accepted

*draws randomly*

”WHERE THE STORMS DID YOU GET THIS???”

Accepted

Accepted

Uhhhhh… a *scratched out text* doesn’t reveal their secrets

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

On 9/13/2025 at 8:46 PM, ChipsAHoid said:

Accepted

*draws randomly*

”WHERE THE STORMS DID YOU GET THIS???”

Accepted

Accepted

Haha... @BUTTER THE_BENJIWALKERS, have fun with only 1 eye.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

*eats other eye*