VIRTUAL (chaotic) SCRIMMAGE

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 hours ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

ahhh I see

Not anymore!

*slurps eyes*

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I bash everyone with stick.

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

23 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Not anymore!

*slurps eyes*

I run around like a headless chicken

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

18 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I bash everyone with stick.

I bash you back with a stick with a whole lotta pointy things on the end. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I am immune to pointy things. They are deflected at you and you feel the pain.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Well one of the heads is a club so I bonk you with that

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

4 hours ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

I run around like a headless chicken

I grant your wish. You are now a headless chicken 

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I grant your wish. You are now a headless chicken 

*running in circles*

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

22 hours ago, WhyEverNot_8 said:

*running in circles*

I trip you

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

On 9/3/2025 at 6:03 PM, Ashkaloda said:

I trip you

Rude!

I

1091. Tell a random stranger their wife died and be right.

Hey @Ashkaloda! Your wife died!

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

14 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Rude!

I

1091. Tell a random stranger their wife died and be right.

Hey @Ashkaloda! Your wife died!

Ooookay. 

I angrily charge at you. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

10 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

Ooookay. 

I angrily charge at you. 

I

2006. lace their drink with Ettmetal

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

On 9/6/2025 at 12:55 PM, ChipsAHoid said:

I

2006. lace their drink with Ettmetal

It reacts violently and explodes as I bash you across the face. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

On 9/7/2025 at 7:49 PM, Ashkaloda said:

It reacts violently and explodes as I bash you across the face. 

1942. Replace tennis shoe tongues with actual tongues

Aha! And I connected it to your taste buds! Now you have to taste your feet eternally! Ahahahahaha!

[aetherbound he/him]

Meteor hammer

Spoiler

but it can make portals when thrown.

I throw it, and it teleports behind Ashkolada, causing him to slam into ChipsAHoid

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

7 hours ago, aetherbound said:

Meteor hammer

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but it can make portals when thrown.

I throw it, and it teleports behind Ashkolada, causing him to slam into ChipsAHoid

I “kill” you, and use

1463. hire a live band to play “another one bites the dust” at a funeral

[NerdSandwich she/her]

oh hahahaha i love that one

but i rise from the dead and crash my own funeral.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

8 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

oh hahahaha i love that one

but i rise from the dead and crash my own funeral.

But… it wasn’t your funeral? And I didn’t actually kill anybody I just knocked them out and put them in a coffin?

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I can't get over the fact that my only friend below 40 would kill me and then lie about it...

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I can't get over the fact that my only friend below 40 would kill me and then lie about it...

Your friends above 40 are slacking off. 

20 hours ago, aetherbound said:

Meteor hammer

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but it can make portals when thrown.

I throw it, and it teleports behind Ashkolada, causing him to slam into ChipsAHoid

With a whole lot of spikeyness. 

[aetherbound he/him]

 

11 hours ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

oh hahahaha i love that one

but i rise from the dead and crash my own funeral.

I use my portal hammer to pull on a conveniently placed chandelier, causing it to fall on you for trying to steal my funeral. Then I jump through the portal and out of an equally convenient window. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

 It is also convenient for me. I follow you and slash at your spine.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

12 minutes ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

 It is also convenient for me. I follow you and slash at your spine.

I snap your weapon in half before the blow lands. 

Edited September 10, 2025 by Ashkaloda

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I use the sharp half of the weapon that is left to stab you in the chest.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

1 hour ago, YouCantHaveMySandwich said:

I use the sharp half of the weapon that is left to stab you in the chest.

I stagger backwards, wounded, and swing my polearm at you.