Oragne is here

[Denissimo He/him]

1 hour ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

It's time for an update.

He's still on like page 2.

Doesn't even remember the Spensa's (the main character's) name.

At this rate, he should finish around the year 2040

*Slowly dying* 
My older sister is the same. She read the final empire, really liked it, got me into it. Then she got the rest of the mistborn series and I finishied the series by borrrowing it from her.
ITS BEEN LIKE 2 YEaRS SINCE I FINISHED THE SERIES anD SHE FINISHED THE FIRST BOOK, and SHE IS STILL ON THE STORIMING WELL OF aSCENSION aaaaaaaaaaaaHG

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

2 minutes ago, El Denisimo said:

*Slowly dying* 
My older sister is the same. She read the final empire, really liked it, got me into it. Then she got the rest of the mistborn series and I finishied the series by borrrowing it from her.
ITS BEEN LIKE 2 YEaRS SINCE I FINISHED THE SERIES anD SHE FINISHED THE FIRST BOOK, and SHE IS STILL ON THE STORIMING WELL OF aSCENSION aaaaaaaaaaaaHG

Alright this is even more shocking. She has seen how good Sanderson is, and yet is not reading Sanderson...

[Born of Mist He/Him]

I'm 95.37427826% certain that this is the longest introduce yourself thread.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

6 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

It's time for an update.

He's still on like page 2.

Doesn't even remember the Spensa's (the main character's) name.

At this rate, he should finish around the year 2040

I once borrowed my copy of Mistborn: The Final Empire to one of my friends. They said they were reading it! However, whenever I asked him where he was in the book he said:

"I don't remember"

[Vielence She/Her]

8 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

It's time for an update.

He's still on like page 2.

Doesn't even remember the Spensa's (the main character's) name.

At this rate, he should finish around the year 2040

Gahhhh the arctic will have melted by then. 

7 hours ago, El Denisimo said:

*Slowly dying* 
My older sister is the same. She read the final empire, really liked it, got me into it. Then she got the rest of the mistborn series and I finishied the series by borrrowing it from her.
ITS BEEN LIKE 2 YEaRS SINCE I FINISHED THE SERIES anD SHE FINISHED THE FIRST BOOK, and SHE IS STILL ON THE STORIMING WELL OF aSCENSION aaaaaaaaaaaaHG

Actually WoA is understandable. The last two are ROUGH

3 hours ago, Born of Mist said:

I'm 95.37427826% certain that this is the longest introduce yourself thread.

How did you do that math?

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

Maybe @oragne just feels pressured and insecure about their reading skills…

*cough, cough* @Born of Mist *cough, cough*

At least they responded! 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

36 minutes ago, ThatOneWorldhopper said:

Maybe @oragne just feels pressured and insecure about their reading skills…

*cough, cough* @Born of Mist *cough, cough*

At least they responded! 

Oh no he said he'd rather be 'normal' than like us. Whatever that means.

[Vielence She/Her]

36 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Oh no he said he'd rather be 'normal' than like us. Whatever that means.

Wait we’re normal? Im confused.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

1 hour ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Oh no he said he'd rather be 'normal' than like us. Whatever that means.

Dang alright
Pulling a

Spoiler

Moash

 

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

1 hour ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Oh no he said he'd rather be 'normal' than like us. Whatever that means.

Wow. 

I suppose if actually caring about something isn't normal, than I'd rather be like this.

Edit: Sorry, that was unnecessarily harsh.

Edited August 11, 2025 by ThatOneWorldhopper

[Born of Mist He/Him]

5 hours ago, VieB13 said:

 

How did you do that math?

I counted the amount of threads until I got bored and then typed a random number above 84.3629174%

2 hours ago, ThatOneWorldhopper said:

Maybe @oragne just feels pressured and insecure about their reading skills…

*cough, cough* @Born of Mist *cough, cough*

 

I understand that no one can read like me, but come on!

[Vielence She/Her]

20 hours ago, Born of Mist said:

I counted the amount of threads until I got bored and then typed a random number above 84.3629174%

I understand that no one can read like me, but come on!

Hahaha that’s what we call “chicken math” lol. 
 

Ok, challenge accepted. How fast did you read WaT? I bet you a dare I did it faster. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

56 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

Hahaha that’s what we call “chicken math” lol. 
 

Ok, challenge accepted. How fast did you read WaT? I bet you a dare I did it faster. 

*Slams table*

16 hours elapsed reading time

Over a week, I had school, but in 16 hours of total time reading 

[Vielence She/Her]

20 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

*Slams table*

16 hours elapsed reading time

Over a week, I had school, but in 16 hours of total time reading 

*stabs table*
Four. Hours. 
With breaks for non-necessary items such as food and water. 
 

So there. 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

34 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

*stabs table*
Four. Hours. 
With breaks for non-necessary items such as food and water. 
 

So there. 

oh god

are you sane?

how good is your reading comprehension?

[Vielence She/Her]

7 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

oh god

are you sane?

how good is your reading comprehension?

Hahahahaha newsflash: no actually I’m not very sane.

And it honestly depends on the book. If it’s like LOTR I have to take it slower but if it’s like The 100 not so much. I read that in an hour. 
 

I know, I’m a weirdo freak. It’s so fun. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

55 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

*stabs table*
Four. Hours. 
With breaks for non-necessary items such as food and water. 
 

So there. 

Holy-

It takes longer than that to just flip through the pages-

[Vielence She/Her]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Holy-

It takes longer than that to just flip through the pages-

Bahahahahaha yea I'm Neuro-divergent and ADHD and have chronic anxiety and a boatload of trauma. Books were my only friends for years so.... 

Also I know. I skim the page and it plays like a movie. Different voices and everything. 

Not for every book, but most.

PS this is my fav reaction to date. Congrats

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

Bahahahahaha yea I'm Neuro-divergent and ADHD and have chronic anxiety and a boatload of trauma. Books were my only friends for years so.... 

Also I know. I skim the page and it plays like a movie. Different voices and everything. 

Not for every book, but most.

PS this is my fav reaction to date. Congrats

Well, now u have us!

What’s the prize?

[Vielence She/Her]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Well, now u have us!

What’s the prize?

Oh there's no prize sorry.

I just like to keep track of peoples reactions bc they're on varying levels of hysteria lol

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Just now, VieB13 said:

Oh there's no prize sorry.

I just like to keep track of peoples reactions bc they're on varying levels of hysteria lol

Fair enough ig

[Vielence She/Her]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

Fair enough ig

I mean there are things you do to keep from yelling at stoopid people. 

'specially about the food allergies 

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

On 7/25/2025 at 6:24 PM, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Yeah. Now he wants 8 weeks to read Skyward 

8!!! 
 

Edited August 13, 2025 by Honors ghost

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, Honors ghost said:

8!!! 

Oh yeah I don't think that's happening.

6 weeks remain

6 have passed

He's on page 2

According to my calculations, he's finishing around the year 2040.

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

2 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Oh yeah I don't think that's happening.

6 weeks remain

6 have passed

He's on page 2

According to my calculations, he's finishing around the year 2040.

You said the Victorian curriculum is bad but I didn’t realize it was this bad… I have friends who do nothing but play video games and it still only took them a week to finish the sorcerer’s stone…

Edited August 13, 2025 by Honors ghost