Oragne is here

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

I'm not new.

But @oragne is, and he doesn't want to introduce himself, so I will.

 

He has not read anything Sanderson, and is not even a reader. A crime, I know. 

He joined the Shard because I told him to. I need all your help to actually convince him to read stuff, because what worked with @LordHathsin_Surviv0r isn't working with him.

Edited July 3, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[TheUnInvestedCremling he/him....]

Im built different

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

Read. The. Books. 

Do it.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

@oragne, play Mistborn: The deckbuilding game or Call to adventure: The Stormlight archive with someone

 

thatll get you into the books.

[Born of Mist He/Him]

READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS READ THE BOOKS!

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Hey

You should read the books

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

Heyyyy bud READ THE BOOKS and if you don’t NOTHING bad will happen NOTHING bad at all:)

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

Hey @oragne whats your opinion on Webnovels/E-Books?

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

9 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

@oragne, play Mistborn: The deckbuilding game or Call to adventure: The Stormlight archive with someone

 

thatll get you into the books.

I intend on getting him to play M:tDBG. 

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Hey @oragne whats your opinion on Webnovels/E-Books?

Please, later. Cosmere first.

 

I'm not even convinced he'll check his account . I'll make him, eventually.

He also claims he is going to read Skyward. I said that he must finish it in a week, which is far more than enough time for someone like him who sits around playing video games all day. He asked for more time, so I reluctantly gave him the school holidays. Which, in Victoria, begins tomorrow and ends in 2 weeks. And I'm telling him to read Skyward because he's not a reader and wouldn't understand the Cosmere even if he tried.

If he does read Skyward, we'll be fine.

If he doesn't...

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

2 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Please, later. Cosmere first.

Haha

ARE YOU ASKING ME TO WAIT
ON THE BEST BOOK/BOOK SERIES/BOOK UNIVERSE EVER MADE?

[Born of Mist He/Him]

Start with Mistborn!

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 hour ago, Born of Mist said:

Start with Mistborn!

I'm telling him to start with Skyward because he won't understand Mistborn. He just doesn't have the skills to understand stuff like what aristocracy means nor the skills to infer what it means.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

You want to read books oOoOoOoOoOoO *swings pendant back and forth*

2 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

I'm telling him to start with Skyward because he won't understand Mistborn. He just doesn't have the skills to understand stuff like what aristocracy means nor the skills to infer what it means.

…how?

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

You want to read books oOoOoOoOoOoO *swings pendant back and forth*

…how?

How?

I don't know. Probably because he's never read an actual book in his life.

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

2 minutes ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

How?

I don't know. Probably because he's never read an actual book in his life.

You should at least know what aristocracy is  

Also how do you never read a single book 
This is supremely vexing   

Edited July 4, 2025 by SpartanBrigade

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

You should at least know what aristocracy is  

Also how do you never read a single book 
This is supremely vexing   

Might have to do with the fact that the Victorian Curriculum is very slow. People my age aren't even expected to know what exquisite means

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Might have to do with the fact that the Victorian Curriculum is very slow. People my age aren't even expected to know what exquisite means

Victorian Curriculum?
Are you in London circa 1877?

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Victorian Curriculum?
Are you in London circa 1877?

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Just now, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

Ah

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

8 minutes ago, SpartanBrigade said:

Ah

So. It's very slow. Makes everything very difficult for me.

Once, I was explaining a maths problem to someone (not Orange).

They were like, "Why'd you pick this number?"

Then I'm like, "I just chose a arbitrary number,"

And they're like, "What's arbitrary?"

 

And the problem was like 56/4 or something

This is when I when both of us were 12 years old!

Edited July 4, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[Born of Mist He/Him]

Step 1) Tie them to a chair

Step 2) Read them a dictionary 

Step 3) Repeat

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Oh dear I’m late to this

 @oragne… u should def read!!!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS

first life BUT THEN BOOKS

[CoderDrag0n8 He/Him]

25 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKS

first life BUT THEN BOOKS

YES

THIS

YES

[Born of Mist He/Him]

NO! 

BOOKS FIRST!