Sacrifice Game

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

5 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

Hmmm. Who was it? Did they deserve it? 
…

how did they taste?

No one...

Joe, yes

I MEAN WHAT

Terrible, he didn't deserve to taste good

I HAVEN'T EATEN ANYONE

*looks around nervously*

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

58 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

No one...

Joe, yes

I MEAN WHAT

Terrible, he didn't deserve to taste good

I HAVEN'T EATEN ANYONE

*looks around nervously*

Go eat @Ashkaloda

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Go eat @Ashkaloda

Ok…

[Vielence She/Her]

Ooh yes she tried to steal my sandwich. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 hours ago, VieB13 said:

Ooh yes she tried to steal my sandwich. 

Wait who did?

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

15 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Wait who did?

I did. I was very persistently annoying. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 hour ago, Ashkaloda said:

I did. I was very persistently annoying. 

I proceed to chase you around with a water gun

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

3 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I proceed to chase you around with a water gun

I grab a power washer and start shooting it at you. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ashkaloda said:

I grab a power washer and start shooting it at you. 

I grab a you and start shooting you at a power washer

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

43 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I grab a you and start shooting you at a power washer

The power washer breaks. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

50 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

The power washer breaks. 

Your foot breaks

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

Just now, ChipsAHoid said:

Your foot breaks

I cut it off, like any sensible person would do. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I cut it off, like any sensible person would do. 

The squids eat it

[Vielence She/Her]

18 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Wait who did?

3 hours ago, Ashkaloda said:

I did. I was very persistently annoying. 

Yes. She was. I blew her up though so it’s all good. 

2 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I proceed to chase you around with a water gun

Oh thank you!! 
 

I follow, pelting both of you with peanuts and insults. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

2 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

Yes. She was. I blew her up though so it’s all good. 

Oh thank you!! 
 

I follow, pelting both of you with peanuts and insults. 

I pelt you with rabbit pelts. I didn’t bother cleaning them after I skinned them, I’d say I’m sorry about the blood stains but I’m not

[Vielence She/Her]

Ooh thanks now I look fearsome. 
I pick up the rabbit pelts and throw them back at you, except now they’re covered in superglue so all of you have one on you head. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

3 minutes ago, VieB13 said:

Ooh thanks now I look fearsome. 
I pick up the rabbit pelts and throw them back at you, except now they’re covered in superglue so all of you have one on you head. 

I eat the superglue on me and stick @Ashkaloda to the floor with it. And then you. And then me as well for good measure.

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

42 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I eat the superglue on me and stick @Ashkaloda to the floor with it. And then you. And then me as well for good measure.

This is rather unfortunate. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

This is rather unfortunate. 

I pull out my hose 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

9 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I pull out my hose 

I kink it. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

32 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I kink it. 

I pull out an absurd number of eggs and begin to throw them at you 

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

I retaliate with an egg beater. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I retaliate with an egg beater. 

Hmm

I throw one of the squids at you

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

I tire of this and call in an airstrike on the squids

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Ashkaloda said:

I tire of this and call in an airstrike on the squids

They eat the tire and hang up