Organisation of the Eradication of Hot Dog Stands (OEHDS)

[Denissimo He/him]

THrough extensive research, I have discovered that the owners the mobile shop known as the "Hot Dog Stand" are not what they seem...
I cannot be sure, but they appear to be a mysterious race, perhaps separate from humans.
My agents cannot find a single trace of their documented existence; on most databases, its as if they don't exist.
These people, who govern the "Hot Dog Stand" appear to have mastered the art of creating what they claim is a "Hot Dog". Upon closer analysis, it consists of some sort of unknown meat wrapped in a kind of carb consisting 70% of sawdust.
They seem to know everyone, and be present wherever you go... I believe all owners of Hot Dog Stands are a part of a covert organisation. Their purpose; I cannot be sure. Our agents have discovered a few cryptic scrolls and texts, dating back since the mesopatamian empire, depicting these "Hot Dog Stand People" nearly EXACTLY as we see them know.

These scrolls hint that they are something greater than the human mind can comprehend, that their power rivals even those of Shards.

I have begun this organisation to bring together and recruit agents from across the globe to eradicate this potential threat.

To attain membership, simply state the following:
"I, (state your display name), hereby declare allegiance to the OEHDS and its purpose for eradicating Hot Dog Stands."
(NOTE: THIS OATH MUST BE WRITTEN CLEARLY AND CONCICELY. I ALSO MAY MISS A FEW PEOPLE, SO IF I DO MISS YOUR NAME JUST SEND ME A MESSAGE.)

You will be given the title Agent (insert Display name) and have your name added to the list of Agents below.

Godspeed. 

CEO AND CREATOR:
Agent @Denisimo (I call the shots)

AGENTS LIST:
Agent @SpartanBrigade
Agent @CoderDrag0n8
Agent @SpiritOfWrath
Agent @ChipsAHoid
Agent @Through The Living Glass
Agent @sneak spooky spook guy

OFFICIAL OEHDS SUPPLIER:
Agent @Cash67

NOTE: PROMOTIONS AND EXTRA ROLES AVAILABLE, IF NECESSARY
OTHER NOTE: ALL THOSE WISHING TO JOIN RP MUST SWEAR THE OATH.
OTHER OTHER NOTE: NO YOU CANNOT PLAY A NON-AGENT. @Denisimo (mE) IS ESSENTIALY DM, SO YOU GOTTA AC AROUND THE SCENARIOS.
OTHER OTHER OTHER NOTE: LOGIC DOESN'T OPERATE HERE

Edited June 17, 2025 by Denisimo

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

Just now, Denisimo said:

THrough extensive research, I have discovered that the owners the mobile shop known as the "Hot Dog Stand" are not what they seem...
I cannot be sure, but they appear to be a mysterious race, perhaps separate from humans.
My agents cannot find a single trace of their documented existence; on most databases, its as if they don't exist.
These people, who govern the "Hot Dog Stand" appear to have mastered the art of creating what they claim is a "Hot Dog". Upon closer analysis, it consists of some sort of unknown meat wrapped in a kind of carb consisting 70% of sawdust.
They seem to know everyone, and be present wherever you go... I believe all owners of Hot Dog Stands are a part of a covert organisation. Their purpose; I cannot be sure. Our agents have discovered a few cryptic scrolls and texts, dating back since the mesopatamian empire, depicting these "Hot Dog Stand People" nearly EXACTLY as we see them know.

These scrolls hint that they are something greater than the human mind can comprehend, that their power rivals even those of Shards.

I have begun this organisation to bring together and recruit agents from across the globe to eradicate this potential threat.

To attain membership, simply state the following:
"I, (state your display name), hereby declare allegiance to the OEHDS and its purpose for eradicating Hot Dog Stands."
(NOTE: THIS OATH MUST BE WRITTEN CLEARLY AND CONCICELY. I ALSO MAY MISS A FEW PEOPLE, SO IF I DO MISS YOUR NAME JUST SEND ME A MESSAGE."

You will be given the title Agent (insert Display name) and have your name added to the list of Agents below.

Godspeed. 

AGENTS LIST:
Agent Denisimo

"I, (state your display name), hereby declare allegiance to the OEHDS and its purpose for eradicating Hot Dog Stands."

[Denissimo He/him]

1 minute ago, SpartanBrigade said:

"I, (state your display name), hereby declare allegiance to the OEHDS and its purpose for eradicating Hot Dog Stands."

Welcome to the force.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

6 minutes ago, Denisimo said:

THrough extensive research, I have discovered that the owners the mobile shop known as the "Hot Dog Stand" are not what they seem...
I cannot be sure, but they appear to be a mysterious race, perhaps separate from humans.
My agents cannot find a single trace of their documented existence; on most databases, its as if they don't exist.
These people, who govern the "Hot Dog Stand" appear to have mastered the art of creating what they claim is a "Hot Dog". Upon closer analysis, it consists of some sort of unknown meat wrapped in a kind of carb consisting 70% of sawdust.
They seem to know everyone, and be present wherever you go... I believe all owners of Hot Dog Stands are a part of a covert organisation. Their purpose; I cannot be sure. Our agents have discovered a few cryptic scrolls and texts, dating back since the mesopatamian empire, depicting these "Hot Dog Stand People" nearly EXACTLY as we see them know.

These scrolls hint that they are something greater than the human mind can comprehend, that their power rivals even those of Shards.

I have begun this organisation to bring together and recruit agents from across the globe to eradicate this potential threat.

To attain membership, simply state the following:
"I, (state your display name), hereby declare allegiance to the OEHDS and its purpose for eradicating Hot Dog Stands."
(NOTE: THIS OATH MUST BE WRITTEN CLEARLY AND CONCICELY. I ALSO MAY MISS A FEW PEOPLE, SO IF I DO MISS YOUR NAME JUST SEND ME A MESSAGE.)

You will be given the title Agent (insert Display name) and have your name added to the list of Agents below.

Godspeed. 

AGENTS LIST:
Agent Denisimo
Agent SpartanBrigade

"I, CoderDrag0n8, hereby declare allegiance to the OEHDS and its purpose for eradicating Hot Dog Stands."

also, side note: I am not human. I hope you will still accept me. I am part of the underground DCoR.

[Denissimo He/him]

2 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

"I, CoderDrag0n8, hereby declare allegiance to the OEHDS and its purpose for eradicating Hot Dog Stands."

also, side note: I am not human. I hope you will still accept me. I am part of the underground DCoR.

as long as you aren't a hot dog stand guy, we accept you

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, Denisimo said:

as long as you aren't a hot dog stand guy, we accept you

got it

[Denissimo He/him]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

got it

ok, i gotta hit the hay now

going to read you're book first chance i get

read first chapter already, im intrigued.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

8 minutes ago, Denisimo said:

ok, i gotta hit the hay now

going to read you're book first chance i get

read first chapter already, im intrigued.

gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

I, SpiritOfWrath, hereby declare allegiance to the OEHDS and its purpose for eradicating Hot Dog Stands.

[Denissimo He/him]

4 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I, SpiritOfWrath, hereby declare allegiance to the OEHDS and its purpose for eradicating Hot Dog Stands.

Welcome to the force

4 hours ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I, SpiritOfWrath, hereby declare allegiance to the OEHDS and its purpose for eradicating Hot Dog Stands.

Also, nice signature
Is there a tune? i've been singing those lyrics under my breath to the tune of "Oh my darling clementine". Drives my family crazy.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Might as well join a cult for funsies.

"I, (state your display name), hereby declare allegiance to the OEHDS and its purpose for eradicating Hot Dog Stands."

Side note, what did the hot dog stand people do to you in your childhood??

[Denissimo He/him]

13 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Might as well join a cult for funsies.

"I, (state your display name), hereby declare allegiance to the OEHDS and its purpose for eradicating Hot Dog Stands."

Side note, what did the hot dog stand people do to you in your childhood??

Welcome to the force.
And to answer the question, it is simply the most logical conclusion due to the mystery surrounding their lives and the cryptic records found.
Also, I ordered a chilli dog once and they just gave me a plain hot dog. WITH MUSTARD. I HATE MUSTARD
THIS IS MY REVENGE HAHHAHAHAHAHAH THEY'LL REGRET THE DAY THE GOT MY ORDER WRNG
But mostly the ancient records and stuff

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Yo me too I also hate mustard!

Also, @Denisimo we should make an rp out of this

Edited June 15, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 hour ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Yo me too I also hate mustard!

Also, @Denisimo we should make an rp out of this

oooo yes

as long as there is no spirit

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Spirit is already a member tho

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

17 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

oooo yes

as long as there is no spirit

I feel targeted.

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

*cough cough* drominad hunger games *cough cough*
But actually as long as you don’t be too op I think it’s fine

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

*cough cough* drominad hunger games *cough cough*
But actually as long as you don’t be too op I think it’s fine

NO

THAT WAS A WHILE AGO

THAT WAS LITERALLY A WEEK AFTER I JOINED

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

14 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

I feel targeted.

fine

i think i might of overeacted

just a little bit though

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

31 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

fine

i think i might of overeacted

just a little bit though

TOO WHAT THO?

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

To* (knock knock grammar police)
Also, what if Sanderson Elimination in this setting. Agents vs Hot Dog Stand People.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

26 minutes ago, SpiritOfWrath said:

TOO WHAT THO?

if i told you, i would have to leave the shard again

I overeacted, ok? If you figure out what I overeacted too, then I will react (this time, reasonably)

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

What absolute TEA did we miss?

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

…tea? …we? How many are you?

 It’s a cult! Maybe an rp soon! You should join!

Edited June 15, 2025 by ChipsAHoid

[SpartanBrigade He/Him]

4 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

…tea? …we? How many are you?

 It’s a cult! Maybe an rp soon! You should join!

I’m secretly 3 seons in a trenchcoat 

(I genuinely have no idea why I said we I’m tired )
(Made me laugh out loud after you caught it though)

I did! I was the first to join

Edited June 15, 2025 by SpartanBrigade