Myst He/Him Posted October 22, 2025 Posted October 22, 2025 1 hour ago, Ire said: Well u asked... Raoden: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Sarene: Oh, you’ve been? Raoden: Once. In Monopoly. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Raoden, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! Sarene: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Yumi: I'm incredibly fast at math. Painter: Alright, what's 30x17? Yumi: 47 Painter: That's not even close. Yumi: But it was fast. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yumi: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Painter: Killed without hesitation. Yumi: No. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Nightblood, negotiating with Szeth : We have Lift. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed Lift: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars? Nightblood: Lift: MAKE IT ONE MILLION– Nightblood: LIFT STOP -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Nightblood: HELP! I TOLD SZETH I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Lift , pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help? -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Nightblood: Come on Vasher, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that... Vasher: Yes, I can. Fifty dollars. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Vasher: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!? Nightblood: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sarene: Raoden and I are no longer dating. Raoden: Sarene, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Waiter: What would you like? Raoden: Bring a milkshake with two straws. Sarene: *blushes* Raoden: *puts both straws in their mouth* Watch how fast I can drink this!! -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sarene: *Laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing— Raoden: We’re married. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Hoid : I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out someone's phone number just by choosing random numbers. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hoid : Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason. Hoid : Me too! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lift : You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vivenna: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity? Vasher: *turning to Vivenna* How tall are you? -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Blushweaver: Any idiot would know that. Lightsong: I knew that! Lightsong: See? -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Blushweaver: Is something burning? Lightsong: Just my love for you. Blushweaver: Lightsong, the toaster is on fire. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hoid : I just realized that every person is living a life as vivid and complex as my own. Hoid : Hoid : I feel so bad for them. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hoid : The best person I know is myself. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hoid : I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hoid : I don’t have anything against you, but I can make up lots of reasons to attack you!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Raoden: "You look tired" well, the pain is relentless and the Dor never ceases. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sarene: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows. Ashe: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts. Love this
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted October 22, 2025 Posted October 22, 2025 1 hour ago, Ire said: Well u asked... also yes I know Lift and Szeth are from Stormlight but my brain wasn't working and I couldn't think of anyone else. Raoden: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much. Sarene: Oh, you’ve been? Raoden: Once. In Monopoly. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Raoden, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! Sarene: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Yumi: I'm incredibly fast at math. Painter: Alright, what's 30x17? Yumi: 47 Painter: That's not even close. Yumi: But it was fast. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yumi: Treat spiders the way you want to be treated. Painter: Killed without hesitation. Yumi: No. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Nightblood, negotiating with Szeth : We have Lift. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed Lift: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars? Nightblood: Lift: MAKE IT ONE MILLION– Nightblood: LIFT STOP -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Nightblood: HELP! I TOLD SZETH I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK! Lift , pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help? -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Nightblood: Come on Vasher, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that... Vasher: Yes, I can. Fifty dollars. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Vasher: Enough! How dare you mock me in such a manner!? Nightblood: Well. How would you like me to mock you? I take requests. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sarene: Raoden and I are no longer dating. Raoden: Sarene, that’s a horrible way of telling people we’re married. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Waiter: What would you like? Raoden: Bring a milkshake with two straws. Sarene: *blushes* Raoden: *puts both straws in their mouth* Watch how fast I can drink this!! -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Sarene: *Laughs* Babe, you had a crush on me? That’s embarrassing— Raoden: We’re married. -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Hoid : I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out someone's phone number just by choosing random numbers. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hoid : Sometimes I talk to myself for no reason. Hoid : Me too! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Lift : You know the sound a fork makes in the garbage disposal? That's the sound that my brain makes all the time. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Vivenna: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity? Vasher: *turning to Vivenna* How tall are you? -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Blushweaver: Any idiot would know that. Lightsong: I knew that! Lightsong: See? -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------Blushweaver: Is something burning? Lightsong: Just my love for you. Blushweaver: Lightsong, the toaster is on fire. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hoid : I just realized that every person is living a life as vivid and complex as my own. Hoid : Hoid : I feel so bad for them. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hoid : The best person I know is myself. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hoid : I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hoid : I don’t have anything against you, but I can make up lots of reasons to attack you!! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Raoden: "You look tired" well, the pain is relentless and the Dor never ceases. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sarene: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows. Ashe: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts. oh gosh shes cooking
Vielence She/Her Posted October 31, 2025 Posted October 31, 2025 On 10/21/2025 at 7:31 PM, CoderDrag0n8 said: these people need a nobel peace prize this just in: sharder memes inspire world peace by collective agreement of funnyment NO WAIT that might work. Like Wayne’s idea to get the whole city drunk. But if we do manage it it could def work. On 10/22/2025 at 12:05 AM, CoderDrag0n8 said: oh gosh shes cooking NO RUST. That’s storming AWESOME
Usseewa Posted December 30, 2025 Posted December 30, 2025 Ok, this isn't from the generator, but it more a joke on the whole "incorrect quote" aspect: Quote Kaladin: "I'm happy." 6
Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer Posted January 6 Posted January 6 Shallan: You read my diary? Adolin : At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book. ---- Adolin : How do I tell Shallan that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée? ---- Adolin: Dom or sub? Dalinar: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though. ---- Adolin: *spins around in chair ominously* I’ve been expecting y- *chair continues to spin* rust *tries to stop spinning* rust *tries to grab a table to stop spinning* rust *falls out of chair* ---- Shallan: Goodnight to the love of my life, Adolin, and storm the rest of y'all. ---- Kaladin: Adolin you can’t move in with Shallan. Adolin: Why not? Kaladin: Well, um, how are you going to feel when they see you without any makeup? Adolin: I’m not wearing makeup right now. Kaladin: Holy crap, you’re beautiful. ---- Shallan: Is this your plan B? Kaladin: Technically, this is plan P. Shallan: Plan P? Is there a plan M? Kaladin: Yes, but I marry Adolin in plan M. Adolin: I like plan M. ---- Kaladin: I feel like doing something stupid. Adolin: I’m stupid, do me. ---- Shallan: Hey, about that love letter you sent me- Adolin: *blushes* What are your thoughts? Shallan: The fourth sentence- Adolin: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I- Shallan: It’s “you’re” not “your”. ---- Kaladin: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Adolin: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Kaladin: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Adolin: Is it working? -Did way more than I want to, I got carried away. 2
CoderDrag0n8 He/They Posted January 6 Posted January 6 1 hour ago, Ati_Simp said: Shallan: You read my diary? Adolin : At first I did not know it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad handwritten book. ---- Adolin : How do I tell Shallan that I want them to yell at me like they're Gordon Ramsay and I'm a poor little chef who just ruined a crème brûlée? ---- Adolin: Dom or sub? Dalinar: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. Don't see why you'd put them in the same category though. ---- Adolin: *spins around in chair ominously* I’ve been expecting y- *chair continues to spin* rust *tries to stop spinning* rust *tries to grab a table to stop spinning* rust *falls out of chair* ---- Shallan: Goodnight to the love of my life, Adolin, and storm the rest of y'all. ---- Kaladin: Adolin you can’t move in with Shallan. Adolin: Why not? Kaladin: Well, um, how are you going to feel when they see you without any makeup? Adolin: I’m not wearing makeup right now. Kaladin: Holy crap, you’re beautiful. ---- Shallan: Is this your plan B? Kaladin: Technically, this is plan P. Shallan: Plan P? Is there a plan M? Kaladin: Yes, but I marry Adolin in plan M. Adolin: I like plan M. ---- Kaladin: I feel like doing something stupid. Adolin: I’m stupid, do me. ---- Shallan: Hey, about that love letter you sent me- Adolin: *blushes* What are your thoughts? Shallan: The fourth sentence- Adolin: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I- Shallan: It’s “you’re” not “your”. ---- Kaladin: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine. Adolin: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again. Kaladin: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns?? Adolin: Is it working? -Did way more than I want to, I got carried away. Why are Adolin and Kaladin together in most of them? Adodin ship discovered??? 2
Cephandrious Maxtori Fae/Faer Posted January 6 Posted January 6 (edited) 14 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said: Why are Adolin and Kaladin together in most of them? Adodin ship discovered??? I messed around with the generator settings a lot, but the one I liked most was shipping, with the names as Shallan, Adolin, and Kaladin. And I guess Fortune favours Kadolin over the Shallan ships. Another one: Shallan: So you’re dating Kaladin? Adolin: What? No! I’m just buying them an accessory since they have terrible fashion sense. Shallan: That’s literally a wedding ring. Edited January 7 by Ati_Simp Another one
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