Incorrect quotes Cosmere

[Belandrius Ohhmar He/Him]

Welcome to incorrect quotes!!

how to play:

Take a few people from the Cosmere and toss them into a incorrect quotes generator ten post 'em here best incorrect quote wins but we will have to see all of them so the odds of someone winning? low.

Ill begin:

*The group is getting into the car*
Lightsong: I'm driving.
Blushweaver, out of view: Shotgun!
Siri, turning to face Blushweaver: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Blushweaver: WOAH-
Blushweaver, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! * Pumps gun *

[Keke They/he]

10 hours ago, Bel Oh said:

Welcome to incorrect quotes!!

how to play:

Take a few people from the Cosmere and toss them into a incorrect quotes generator ten post 'em here best incorrect quote wins but we will have to see all of them so the odds of someone winning? low.

Ill begin:

*The group is getting into the car*
Lightsong: I'm driving.
Blushweaver, out of view: Shotgun!
Siri, turning to face Blushweaver: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Blushweaver: WOAH-
Blushweaver, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! * Pumps gun *

THOMAS SANDERS VINES

 

this one 

Kaladin: How many children do you have? 
Dalinar: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.

 

Hoid: Dalinar, you're my best friend. 
Dalinar: Best friend? BEST friend?! Hoid, I'm your only friend. 
Dalinar: I'M THE ONLY ONE CAPABLE OF TOLERATING YOUR DUMB ASS!

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

[Belandrius Ohhmar He/Him]

Kaladin: I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Syl: It's not a joke.
Syl: * sniffles *
Syl: I'm a legit snack.

Kaladin: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Syl: I think you mean cards.
Kaladin, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

Kaladin: They don't make them like me no more. I'm the last of my kind.
Syl: Thank gosh.

Syl: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
Kaladin: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Kaladin, to Adolin: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Adolin, motioning to themself and Shallan: No no no no no, TWO idiots!

Kaladin: If you had to choose between Adolin and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Shallan: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Adolin: Shallan!
Kaladin: 63 cents.
Shallan: I'll take the money.
Adolin: Shallan!!!

Kaladin: What if mayonnaise came in cans?
Shallan: Well, that would such because you can't microwave metal.
Adolin: Good morning to everyone except these two people.

Adolin: WHY. why did you give Shallan a KNIFE?!
Kaldin: I'm sorry.They said they felt unsafe.
Adolin: Now I feel unsafe!
Kaldin: I'm sorry.
Kaldin: ...would you like a knife?

[Through the Living Questio he/him]

Wax: Did anyone do something stupid?
Wayne: No!
Steris: Define "stupid."
Marasi: Wayne tried to bribe a constable with a ham sandwich.
Wayne: It was a very persuasive sandwich.

 

the fake quote generator I found just cycled between preset quotes so I brought it to ChatGPT. 
Here’s the result

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Kaladin: We need a distraction.

Szeth: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

The Lopen, whispering: My time has come

 

Shallan: Can I be frank with you guys?
Kaladin: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Dalinar: Can I still be Dalinar?
Kaladin: Shh, let Frank speak.

 

Kaladin: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Rock: Nope, absolutely not.
Lopen: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Sigzil: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Teft: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Moash: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

 

Ulaam: Would you like something to drink? *opens the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Tress: Spiders?
Ulaam: Spiders it is then.
Tress: No, that wasn't-
* But Ulaam was already pouring a brimming glass of spiders…*

Edited May 7, 2025 by dezaS

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

I'm scared now

Kaladin: What's it like being tall?
Syl: Is it nice?
Lift: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Wyndle: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.

*Kaladin's helping Syl out after they get injured, while the others are watching*
Lift: How does Syl look?
Wyndle: A little better than you, actually.

Kaladin: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?
Shallan: Nope, absolutely not.
Lift: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.
Navani: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.
Dalinar: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.
Hoid: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome

*Squad reactions to being told 'I love you'*
Kaladin: Thanks fam!
Lift: Oh no.
Dalinar: *cries* I love you too.
Hoid: Sounds fake, but okay.
Navani: *A flustered mess*
Shallan: Can I get a refund?

 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

@THE DEMON enjoy the shallan verse 

[THE SEER OF ALL genderfluid]

10 minutes ago, Tinwatcher said:

@THE DEMON enjoy the shallan verse 

 

[The Great Wyver She/Her]

...

[Wasing the want of this]

Dockson: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Kelsier: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Dockson:
Kelsier: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.

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Kelsier: Can I bother you for a second?

Dockson: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

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Dockson: This is such a bad idea.
Kelsier: Then why are you coming along?
Dockson: One of us needs to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong.

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Ham: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.

Breeze: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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Marasi: You're giving me a sticker?

Wayne: Not just a sticker.That is a sticker of a kitty saying “me- wow!”

Marasi: I'm not a preschooler.

Wayne: Fine, I'll take it back

Marasi: I earned this, back off!

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Kelsier: I really like this whole 'good guy, bad guy' thing you guys have going on.

Vin: It's not an act, it's just that I'm mean and Elend isn't

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Kelsier: So are you two dating now?

Elend & Vin: Yes.

Kelsier: Why?

Elend: I happen to find Vin very appealing.

Kelsier: Yeah, I can understand that.I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Vin

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Wit: Change is inedible.

Dalinar: Don't you mean inevitable?

Wit, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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Dalinar: Any idiot would know that.

Wit: I knew that!

Dalinar: See?

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Kaladin: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming depression, so...

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Vin: Fool me once, I'm gonna kill you

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Jasnah: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a THREAT.

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Kelsier: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time.

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Hoid: If I'm really as annoying as you say I am, then have the gods strike me down where I stand.
*Lightning strikes Hoid*
Hoid: Ha! Nice try! Next time, give it your A- game!

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Elend: Um, Vin, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?
Vin: We need money!
Elend: You're scamming him?
Vin: I was thinking more like flat- out stealing from him?
Elend: What?!No way!
Vin: Why not? We already stole Allrianne!
Allrianne: Hey guys
Elend: No, we didn't. Allrianne can think and talk for herself, she can do whatever she wants!

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Steris: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Wayne: They do.
Wax: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Steris: If you had to choose between Wayne and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Wax: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Wayne: Wax!
Steris: 63 clips.
Wax: I'll take the money.
Wayne: Wax!!!

______________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Sazed: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Inquisitor: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Tensoon: I personally was created in a lab.
Hoid: I just straight up spawned lol.

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Jasnah: How did none of you hear what I just said?
Shallan: I've been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.
Adolin: I got distracted about halfway through.
Wit: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Vin: A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
Kelsier: An optimist sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Dockson: A realist sees a freight train.
Sazed: The train driver sees three idiots standing on the tracks.

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Adolin: Anyone d-
Kaladin: Depressed?
Dalinar: Drained?
Hoid: Dumb?
Moash: Disliked?
Adolin:-done with their work...what is wrong with you people...

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Vin: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

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Sazed: How did you even get in here?

Vin: Elend’s window! or as I like to call it, Vin’s door

Elend: I’m closing the window

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Wayne:  "So, the spren told you to wear that… uh… *interesting* hat?  I've got a cousin who makes hats, you know.  He specializes in… well, let's just say 'rustic'."

The Lopen: "Aye, Wayne!  This hat?  It's a gift from a particularly grumpy rock!  Says it improves my charm.  I think it's lying, but it's a *comfortable* lie."

Wayne: "Grumpy rock, huh? Sounds like my ex-wife.  Anyway, you know, that whole 'Highstorm' thing?  I heard it was just a really big party.  Lots of dancing and… uh…  spren-based cocktails."

The Lopen:  "Highstorm!  Nonsense, Wayne! It was a magnificent display of… uh…  highly organized leaf-blowing.  Best leaf-blowing I've ever seen.  Seriously impressive gusts."

Wayne: "Leaf-blowing, eh?  Right.  Well, I'm off to chase a particularly elusive squirrel.  It owes me money.  Apparently, it's quite the gambler."

The Lopen: "Good luck with that, Wayne! Tell the squirrel I said hello...and that he better pay up!  And hey, if you see a grumpy rock selling hats, send him my way.  I’m thinking of starting a collection."

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Mare:  Oh my gosh, Kelsier, did you *see* that adorable squeaky toy? It's shaped like a tiny, fluffy kandra!

Kelsier: (Grinning)  Aw, it's got nothing on *me*, sweetheart. I'm the cutest Mistborn there ever was!  *wink*

Vin:  (Scoffs playfully)  Please, Kelsier.  You're more like a grumpy, adorable goblin.  And I'm the cutest, obviously.  *giggles*

Elend: (Blushing slightly)  Vin, you're awfully sweet... even if you are stealing my thunder.  I think *I’m* the cutest.

Sazed: (Smiling serenely)  Everyone is cute in their own way.  Perhaps we should all focus on the adorable fluffy kandra toy instead of arguing about cuteness.

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Vin:  "So, the Lord Ruler's dead.  Great. Now we can all just go home and eat cake."

Elend: "Cake?  Vin, we're in the middle of a full-blown political revolution, and I'm pretty sure that Sazed's gone completely bonkers."

Vin: "Bonkers? He's got a cool hat.  Besides, I'm going to find a really nice, shiny knife.  That's my post-apocalyptic plan."

Elend: "A *knife*?  You're going to solve all our governmental issues with a knife?  I thought you were supposed to be the savior of Scadrial."

Vin: "Savior? I prefer 'efficient problem solver.'  And knives are very efficient."

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Kaladin: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE

Adolin: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially
Kaladin, desperately, as Adolin bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Adolin: Oh! B positive.
Kaladin: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Adolin:

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Adolin: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?
kaladin: Oh, I'm always running
kaladin: The question is from what

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syl: Do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?
kaladin: Do not do that.
syl: You won't even notice!
shallan, entering: syl, you wanted to see me again?
syl: kaladin's single
kaladin:

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vin: Why does Dockson always do the laundry so loudly?
Kelsier: So everyone knows that no one helps them out in the house.
Dockson, in the distance: * slams the washing machine shut*

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vin: Well, has Kelsier been wrong before?
Dockson: How wide are we willing to open this up?

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vin: I woke up and chose VIOLENCE. I WILL COMMIT ARSON AND BURN EVERYTHING TO THE GROUND!!! I AM ANGRY-
Kelsier: Awwww, you're so adorable! Give me a hug~
vin: Wh- What? NO, YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE SCARED OF ME! TREMBLE BEFORE MY WRATH-
Dockson, recording: This is so cute.

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vin: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?
Dockson: * turning to Kelsier* How tall are you?

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amaram: We can't tell you because you're not a member of the club.
Kaladin: What club?
sadeas: The hating Kaladin club.
Kaladin: …What? I should be the leader of that club!

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Edited October 11, 2025 by Wasing the want of this

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

15 minutes ago, Wasing the want of this said:

Steris: Do you think different paints have different tastes?
Wayne: They do.
Wax: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

love this

15 minutes ago, Wasing the want of this said:

Steris: If you had to choose between Wayne and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Wax: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Wayne: Wax!
Steris: 63 cents.
Wax: I'll take the money.
Wayne: Wax!!!

wayne and wax should be switched

17 minutes ago, Wasing the want of this said:

Wayne:  "So, the spren told you to wear that… uh… *interesting* hat?  I've got a cousin who makes hats, you know.  He specializes in… well, let's just say 'rustic'."

 

The Lopen: "Aye, Wayne!  This hat?  It's a gift from a particularly grumpy rock!  Says it improves my charm.  I think it's lying, but it's a *comfortable* lie."

 

Wayne: "Grumpy rock, huh? Sounds like my ex-wife.  Anyway, you know, that whole 'Highstorm' thing?  I heard it was just a really big party.  Lots of dancing and… uh…  spren-based cocktails."

 

The Lopen:  "Highstorm!  Nonsense, Wayne! It was a magnificent display of… uh…  highly organized leaf-blowing.  Best leaf-blowing I've ever seen.  Seriously impressive gusts."

 

Wayne: "Leaf-blowing, eh?  Right.  Well, I'm off to chase a particularly elusive squirrel.  It owes me money.  Apparently, it's quite the gambler."

 

The Lopen: "Good luck with that, Wayne! Tell the squirrel I said hello...and that he better pay up!  And hey, if you see a grumpy rock selling hats, send him my way.  I’m thinking of starting a collection."

perfection

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests? 
Kaladin: Death penalty. 
Shallan, from the gallery: Kaladin, it’s just a parking ticket. 
Kaladin, whispering into the mic: Please kill me.

Edited May 16, 2025 by KnightSkye

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

36 minutes ago, KnightSkye said:

Judge: Does the defendant have any special requests? 
Kaladin: Death penalty. 
Shallan, from the gallery: Kaladin, it’s just a parking ticket. 
Kaladin, whispering into the mic: Please kill me.

I read judge as Jasnah… I may be too invested in the cosmere 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

This meme generator doesn't know what it came up with...
 

Spoiler

Kidnapper: I have one of your friends. 
Kaladin: Which one? I have seven. 
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up. 
Kaladin: Which one? I have seven. 
Shallan, distantly: HEY!!!

 

Kaladin: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you. 
Adolin: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. 
Kaladin: Absolutely not.

 

Radiant: Comparing Veil and Formless is like comparing apples and oranges. 
Veil: We’re both unique in our own ways? 
Radiant: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated. 
Formless: Which one of us is the orange?

 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

5 hours ago, KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren said:

This meme generator doesn't know what it came up with...
 

  Reveal hidden contents

Kidnapper: I have one of your friends. 
Kaladin: Which one? I have seven. 
Kidnapper: The loud, annoying, rowdy one who never shuts up. 
Kaladin: Which one? I have seven. 
Shallan, distantly: HEY!!!

 

Kaladin: You’re my best friend, I would do anything for you. 
Adolin: I want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. 
Kaladin: Absolutely not.

 

Radiant: Comparing Veil and Formless is like comparing apples and oranges. 
Veil: We’re both unique in our own ways? 
Radiant: Apples are superior in every way and all oranges should be eliminated. 
Formless: Which one of us is the orange?

 

Oh My God its perfect

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Syl: Fight me!
Adolin: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?
*Later*
Shallan: Why is Adolin crying?
Maya: Syl kicked them really hard on the ankle.

 

 

Pattern: Your problem is that you’ve got no common sense.
Shallan: I’ve got plenty of common sense!
Shallan: I just choose to ignore it.

 

 

Adolin: I'm going the fight the next person who insults Kaladin.
Kaladin: I hate myself.
Adolin: Alright, square up.

 

 

Shallan: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am.
Adolin: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out, but HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING!

 

 

Kaladin: You call yourself my friend, but where were you when my meme only had four likes?
Adolin: Making four accounts.
Kaladin, tearing up: Really...?

Edited June 22, 2025 by KnightSkye

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Kaladin: *chokes on something*

Shallan: Jeez, Kaladin, don't die on us.

Kaladin: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!

 

 

Kaladin: We’ll get back into there or die trying.

Syl: No one’s dying.
Kaladin: Not with that attitude.

 

 

Pattern: *sees Renarin and Rlain together*
Pattern: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Shallan: You mean... you ship them?

 

 

Kelsier, wearing shades: Rule one of destroying the world.
Kelsier: *does finger guns* You gotta look good while doing it.

 

 

 

*While the Squad is in a battle*
Kaladin, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left!
Lopen: Take it back now y'all!

 

 

Pattern: honk.
Shallan: WHAT.
Pattern: HONK.
Shallan: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF CREM?????

 

 

 

Syl: You gotta slow down and smell the flowers… appreciate life’s miracles.
Syl: Like me. I’m life’s greatest miracle.

 

 

Kaladin: Adolin, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car.
*click*
Kaladin: DID YOU JUST TURN THE STORMING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!

 

 

 

Shallan: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?"
Kaladin: Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name.
Adolin: It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!"

Edited June 22, 2025 by KnightSkye

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

18 minutes ago, KnightSkye said:

Kaladin: *chokes on something*

Shallan: Jeez, Kaladin, don't die on us.

Kaladin: Don't tell me what to do, I'll die whenever the hell I want!

 

 

Kaladin: We’ll get back into there or die trying.

Syl: No one’s dying.
Kaladin: Not with that attitude.

 

 

Pattern: *sees Renarin and Rlain together*
Pattern: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Shallan: You mean... you ship them?

 

 

Kelsier, wearing shades: Rule one of destroying the world.
Kelsier: *does finger guns* You gotta look good while doing it.

 

 

 

*While the Squad is in a battle*
Kaladin, trying to warn about the location of an enemy: To the left!
Lopen: Take it back now y'all!

 

 

Pattern: honk.
Shallan: WHAT.
Pattern: HONK.
Shallan: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF CREM?????

 

 

 

Syl: You gotta slow down and smell the flowers… appreciate life’s miracles.
Syl: Like me. I’m life’s greatest miracle.

 

 

Kaladin: Adolin, if you don't shut up I'm going to throw myself out of the car.
*click*
Kaladin: DID YOU JUST TURN THE STORMING CHILDRENS' LOCK ON?!

 

 

 

Shallan: Why don't we just call it, "M.C. Donald's?"
Kaladin: Because it just sounds like a stupid rapper's name.
Adolin: It'd just be like- "Eyo, it's ya boy, M.C. Donald!"

i love this

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

@Honors ghost you'll enjoy these

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

24 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said:

@Honors ghost you'll enjoy these

Tmrw

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

I just found this thread and it is raw perfection

[Honors Spectral Image She/her]

These are amazing

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

On 5/16/2025 at 10:12 AM, Wasing the want of this said:

Steris: If you had to choose between Wayne and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Wax: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Wayne: Wax!
Steris: 63 cents.
Wax: I'll take the money.
Wayne: Wax!!!

What is a cent???

I only know boxings and clips.

On 5/6/2025 at 2:20 PM, Belandrius Ohhmar said:

Kaladin: If you had to choose between Adolin and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Shallan: That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Adolin: Shallan!
Kaladin: 63 cents.
Shallan: I'll take the money.
Adolin: Shallan!!!

This too, what happened to diamond chips?

Edited June 22, 2025 by KaladinsSenseOfHumorSpren

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Wayne: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Wax : Well, that’s just your personal opinion, I don’t have anger issues. Do you guys think I have anger issues?
Marasi: Well, I wouldn’t really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

 

 

Wax: How the hell did you crash the car?!
Wayne: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight.
Wayne: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident.
Wax: ...
MeLaan, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

 

 

Steris: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.
Wayne: I photosynthesize with this.