short people gang

[Quivil]

21 hours ago, Hawks said:

THIS CHART IS INCORRENT IM SHORT AND IM A MAN

I think you missed the part where it said "AVERAGE adult height." It being accurate and you being short aren't mutually exclusive...

Edited April 23, 2025 by Quivil

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

I have successfully infiltrated the ranks of the tall armadas! How should we next proceed, general Hawks?

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

48 minutes ago, Hoid Slayer said:

I have successfully infiltrated the ranks of the tall armadas! How should we next proceed, general Hawks?

*gasp* We burn down their toes

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Hello fellow short people

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

3 minutes ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

Hello fellow short people

*gasps and points*

IMPOSTER!

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Just now, Hoid Slayer said:

*gasps and points*

IMPOSTER!

NU UH! 
how do you know I’m not a spy for you guys pretending to be a spy for them?

Ask me something only a short person would know

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

5 minutes ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

NU UH! 
how do you know I’m not a spy for you guys pretending to be a spy for them?

Ask me something only a short person would know

how high is the counter?

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

10 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

how high is the counter?

An inch higher than my waist and the counter is 3 ft

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

An inch higher than my waist and the counter is 3 ft

INCORRECT! The correct answer is:

Spoiler

Too high

Short people don't use specifics. It takes too long

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

INCORRECT! The correct answer is:

  Hide contents

Too high

Short people don't use specifics. It takes too long

Sorry if I like data

I need to use a step stool to reach my cabinets 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

Sorry if I like data

I need to use a step stool to reach my cabinets 

fine. here's another one. take your time to answer.

Someone walks up to you. What is the FIRST thing you do?

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

fine. here's another one. take your time to answer.

Someone walks up to you. What is the FIRST thing you do?

Look up at them 

Also ask how the weather is up there

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

Just now, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

Look up at them 

Also ask how the weather is up there

Good job! You are a short person!

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

Good job! You are a short person!

[Keke They/he]

6 hours ago, Hoid Slayer said:

I have successfully infiltrated the ranks of the tall armadas! How should we next proceed, general Hawks?

Mmmm naw

Captain hawks

We the ...navy? Airforce? Whichever that is ahem

And we must go to sleep!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

*invades*

*gives cookies to the gremlins*

*cackles*

*vanishes*

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

6 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*invades*

*gives cookies to the gremlins*

*cackles*

*vanishes*

*forces through a ant-man shrinker* ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

[Terrisman]

Just now, CoderDrag0n8 said:

*forces through a ant-man shrinker* ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

*Rescues*
*stretches*
Safe now!

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

1 minute ago, Terrisman said:

*Rescues*
*stretches*
Safe now!

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! *puts u through one too* ANOTHER ONE OF US! ANOTHER ONE OF US!

[Quivil]

*revokes @CoderDrag0n8's people-shrinking rights* *unshrinks Terrisman*

Don't shrink the tall people! The atmospheric difference would kill them, and at that point you'd be killing a fellow short people! Death by oxygen overdose is harsh.

[Keke They/he]

9 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*invades*

*gives cookies to the gremlins*

*cackles*

*vanishes*

*snatches* heeeee

8 hours ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

*forces through a ant-man shrinker* ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

One of us

8 hours ago, Terrisman said:

*Rescues*
*stretches*
Safe now!

Nawerrrrrr

3 hours ago, Quivil said:

*revokes @CoderDrag0n8's people-shrinking rights* *unshrinks Terrisman*

Don't shrink the tall people! The atmospheric difference would kill them, and at that point you'd be killing a fellow short people! Death by oxygen overdose is harsh.

Valid but taln fan will make up for any height differences bc he is tallest humans

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

3 hours ago, Quivil said:

*revokes @CoderDrag0n8's people-shrinking rights* *unshrinks Terrisman*

Don't shrink the tall people! The atmospheric difference would kill them, and at that point you'd be killing a fellow short people! Death by oxygen overdose is harsh.

*gasp* your right!

[Keke They/he]

1 minute ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

*gasp* your right!

Nuhuh 

the tallest mighty will be able to make up for any difference

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

1 hour ago, Hawks said:

*snatches* heeeee

One of us

Nawerrrrrr

Valid but taln fan will make up for any height differences bc he is tallest humans

So we shrink Taln?

[Keke They/he]

7 minutes ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

So we shrink Taln?

Noooo

otherwise we die of to much oxygen 

but if we shrink other tall humans it wont happen bc he uses alot of oxegyn when he works out and bc he’s tall