short people gang

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, echo74 said:

ACK HALY

*gets 96-inch heels*

HAHAHAH BEAT THAT

*chops heels*

Easy. 

Hah, you're so cute. 

*crouches to pat*

[echo74 she/her]

5 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

*chops heels*

Easy. 

Hah, you're so cute. 

*crouches to pat*

HEY I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THOSE

*cries in short*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

16 minutes ago, echo74 said:

HEY I PAID GOOD MONEY FOR THOSE

*cries in short*

*compensation* 

[echo74 she/her]

1 minute ago, Bird Furious said:

*compensation* 

oh thank you

i forgot you were loaded

i suppose you can stay a little longer, even tho you're tall

[Wittles he/him]

40 minutes ago, echo74 said:

RIGHT?

people rarely guess my age first try

maybe second try but by then it's already too late

it's even worse if it's my sister's friends bc i'm only a year younger than her but they think i'm like majorly younger than her

*siiiigh*

wait how tall are you?

i think that counts

YEA BE SHORT WITH US

jk hahaha

*puts on 48-inch heels*

MUAHAHHAAHAH

HOWS THE WEATHER DOWN THERE SHORTIE

Uhhhh 5'8" ish

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

12 minutes ago, echo74 said:

oh thank you

i forgot you were loaded

i suppose you can stay a little longer, even tho you're tall

Yay  

Yes I am loaded  

...for a broke teen  

[Keke They/he]

10 minutes ago, Wittles said:

Uhhhh 5'8" ish

EAITHER LEAVE OR NEVER MENTION TALLNESS IN HERE

[echo74 she/her]

2 minutes ago, Bird Furious said:

Yay  

Yes I am loaded  

...for a broke teen  

ah yes

but i have a total of like $20 to my name so anyone who has more than that is automatically rich in my eyes

idk how ima pay for college

that's a problem for future me

11 minutes ago, Wittles said:

Uhhhh 5'8" ish

hmm

you can stay

you just have to crawl on your knees

think you can do it?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

9 minutes ago, echo74 said:

ah yes

but i have a total of like $20 to my name so anyone who has more than that is automatically rich in my eyes

idk how ima pay for college

that's a problem for future me

hmm

you can stay

you just have to crawl on your knees

think you can do it?

Scholarships

find scholarships

now 

[Keke They/he]

11 minutes ago, echo74 said:

ah yes

but i have a total of like $20 to my name so anyone who has more than that is automatically rich in my eyes

idk how ima pay for college

that's a problem for future me

hmm

you can stay

you just have to crawl on your knees

think you can do it?

Ur rich!!! Yooo 

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

My dream is to be 10. Inches tall

[Keke They/he]

8 minutes ago, CoderDrag0n8 said:

My dream is to be 10. Inches tall

10 inches taller

[Wittles he/him]

1 hour ago, echo74 said:

ah yes

but i have a total of like $20 to my name so anyone who has more than that is automatically rich in my eyes

idk how ima pay for college

that's a problem for future me

hmm

you can stay

you just have to crawl on your knees

think you can do it?

*puts on knee pads*

definitely

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

1 hour ago, echo74 said:

ah yes

but i have a total of like $20 to my name so anyone who has more than that is automatically rich in my eyes

idk how ima pay for college

that's a problem for future me

hmm

you can stay

you just have to crawl on your knees

think you can do it?

*puts on kneepads*

You get good PSAT score?

National Merit can haaaard carry.

*looks at brother*
*shivers*
My brother is me, but 30584729x smart.

[Cinnamon]

Hey "short people" my little brother just overtook me in height. (for context he's quite a few years younger than me)
Don't mind me I'll just be sitting in the corner lamenting this revelation and wishing I had been the one to get the tall genes.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

@Through The Living Glass belongs here  

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

@Through The Living Glass belongs here  

As someone who is above the average female height, I can confirm that I do not, in fact, belong here.

*leaves*

Edited March 20, 2025 by Through The Living Glass

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

As someone who is above the average female height, I can confirm that I do not.

*leaves*

I'm also above 5'6" so

bye

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, TwinStorm said:

I'm also above 5'6" so

bye

Male average height is 5'9"

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Male average height is 5'9"

im close enough

5'8"

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, TwinStorm said:

im close enough

5'8"

. . .

oH MY GOSH YOU'RE SHORT????????

AHHHHHHH

*cackles*

Cool. See ya.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

. . .

oH MY GOSH YOU'RE SHORT????????

AHHHHHHH

*cackles*

Cool. See ya.

hmmph

well I aint staying

this is for shorter people

besides im busy

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, TwinStorm said:

hmmph

well I aint staying

this is for shorter people

besides im busy

lol okay

Aaaaaand I shall never return

FAREWELL, ACTUALLY SHORT PEOPLE :D:D

[Kansas Stormcursed he/him]

Imagine being short

[Mags she/they]

 oh to truly be short