Illogic

[Lord Spirit he/him]

whoever said that what you said had to make sense?

We've all had conversations that make absolutely zero sense, but they're still fun.

This game (conversation?) basically continues based on what the previous person said and accepting the logic of the previous post. 

 

For example:

On a scale of three to green, what is your favorite shape in the alphabet?

Yes, because the 19th king of France was left handed.

But did you account for the velocity of the toaster?

and so on.

 

To start:

What's your favorite flavor of crayon?

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Yesterday, Because it sounds nice.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Yeah just like how green is the 17th number.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

what about the yellow purpledopolus!

[Entr0pic He/him]

33 minutes ago, TheBestTruthwatcher said:

what about the yellow purpledopolus!

On a scale of horrific to Eldridge, ham sandwich. 

Edited March 14, 2025 by Entr0pic

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Hoids third wisdom tooth 

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Is purple during a cheese moon

[Through the Living Shadow he/him]

But square isnever three before the cow drowns in the river.

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Also, when the tiles fall off my football they need waffles to make 8 1/2 rockets.

[Entr0pic He/him]

3 minutes ago, IcedOutPenguin said:

Also, when the tiles fall off my football they need waffles to make 8 1/2 rockets.

How? Bananas are essential, after all.

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

No, because I ate all the cheese

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

but, you're forgeting that 6x isn't lamp so my donkey is stupid.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

You won’t need to when the waterfall turns into golden toes that fly 

[Hoid Slayer He/Him]

And my horse is iridescent, so 6x isn’t even a logical thought experiment under the law of 845

[Entr0pic He/him]

But what about the sandwich commonwealth of my horseshoe?

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Dosent matter you don’t have enough British teeth

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

You forgot that I like to lick my washing machine clean, sometimes.

[Through the Living Hopper He/Him]

But if the droplets are nuclear, this whole thing is irrelevant!

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Wait! Doesn't bananas eat hindleyite? Suck muck!

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

No, we left it at the gas filled toilet

[Argenti he/him]

I thought it was bad to leave the cyan alone? 

"Says the roach"

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

32 minutes ago, Argenti said:

I thought it was bad to leave the cyan alone? 

"Says the roach"

… 

this forum is the best

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

23 hours ago, Argenti said:

I thought it was bad to leave the cyan alone? 

"Says the roach"

But the magenta is visible to the invaders and the yellow hion line hasn't been found yet! No roach is safe if you use the yellow or magenta, so the cyan it is!

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Your forgot the roaches are impervious because they have Amazon prime allowing them to stream unlimited videos, movies, and shows for $11.99 a month

Spoiler

Not a paid sponser

 

Edited March 16, 2025 by TheBestTruthwatcher

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

Exept for the waffle king who rowed his jet engine to Cambodia