Keke They/he Posted March 11, 2025 Posted March 11, 2025 Just now, Kaladin Stormcursed said: ‘Cause martial arts is the absolute best Yeeee it truly is And den I can beat taln fan in a fight. End goal. Beat him in a fight Chance of that happening -73839398290 Wait.... ima bacon the Bard this. Taln fan taln fan taln fan. Did it work?
Kansas Stormcursed he/him Posted March 11, 2025 Author Posted March 11, 2025 5 minutes ago, Clinically insane said: Yeeee it truly is And den I can beat taln fan in a fight. End goal. Beat him in a fight Chance of that happening -73839398290 Wait.... ima bacon the Bard this. Taln fan taln fan taln fan. Did it work? Does he do martial arts?
Keke They/he Posted March 11, 2025 Posted March 11, 2025 Just now, Kaladin Stormcursed said: Does he do martial arts? No but he do the lifting of weights. And Is also literally a foot taller then me. Ok a lil less then a foot
Kansas Stormcursed he/him Posted March 11, 2025 Author Posted March 11, 2025 1 minute ago, Clinically insane said: No but he do the lifting of weights. And Is also literally a foot taller then me. Ok a lil less then a foot Oh psh. Just grab a whacky stick 1
Keke They/he Posted March 11, 2025 Posted March 11, 2025 3 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said: Oh psh. Just grab a whacky stick Oooh a bo staff I love those. Just gotta thwak
Kansas Stormcursed he/him Posted March 11, 2025 Author Posted March 11, 2025 1 minute ago, Clinically insane said: Oooh a bo staff I love those. Just gotta thwak Even just a tambo will do, plus it’s easier to use 1
Keke They/he Posted March 11, 2025 Posted March 11, 2025 1 minute ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said: Even just a tambo will do, plus it’s easier to use But bo staff Also what's that?
Kansas Stormcursed he/him Posted March 11, 2025 Author Posted March 11, 2025 Just now, Clinically insane said: But bo staff Also what's that? Kinda like a bo, but about arm-length 1
Keke They/he Posted March 11, 2025 Posted March 11, 2025 Just now, Kaladin Stormcursed said: Kinda like a bo, but about arm-length Oooh So like a one handed thing almost Oooh sounds more fun
Kansas Stormcursed he/him Posted March 11, 2025 Author Posted March 11, 2025 1 minute ago, Clinically insane said: Oooh So like a one handed thing almost Oooh sounds more fun Yeah And then you get to double tambo and it gets utterly wild 1
Keke They/he Posted March 11, 2025 Posted March 11, 2025 2 minutes ago, Kaladin Stormcursed said: Yeah And then you get to double tambo and it gets utterly wild Oooh fun fun
Kansas Stormcursed he/him Posted March 11, 2025 Author Posted March 11, 2025 1 minute ago, Clinically insane said: Oooh fun fun Yeah, look up videos, they’re really cool 1
Vielence She/Her Posted September 26, 2025 Posted September 26, 2025 On 3/8/2025 at 11:12 PM, Kansas Stormcursed said: Aight bet. I gotta use hands though, I unfortunately do not have the ability to just jump twice my height Nope just half your height. On 3/10/2025 at 11:24 PM, Kansas Stormcursed said: ‘Cause martial arts is the absolute best YES. PEAK. YES. On 3/10/2025 at 11:34 PM, Kansas Stormcursed said: Oh psh. Just grab a whacky stick Ha.
KnightSkye Reforged They/Them Posted October 22, 2025 Posted October 22, 2025 (edited) On 3/11/2025 at 12:26 AM, Hawks said: Yeeee it truly is And den I can beat taln fan in a fight. End goal. Beat him in a fight Chance of that happening -73839398290 Wait.... ima bacon the Bard this. Taln fan taln fan taln fan. Did it work? (I know this is late but) If you can do one push up, balance on one leg for 10 seconds, and play a good game of catch, say for about 15 minutes at speed without missing more than three times, you can beat Taln in a sword fight if you practice basic German longsword work for two months. It takes a bunch of dexterity, but very little strength to beat someone in a sword fight. (note: use protective gear and blunt swords.) Edited October 22, 2025 by KnightSkye Reforged
Kansas Stormcursed he/him Posted October 22, 2025 Author Posted October 22, 2025 19 minutes ago, KnightSkye Reforged said: (I know this is late but) If you can do one push up, balance on one leg for 10 seconds, and play a good game of fetch, say for about 15 minutes at speed without missing more than three times, you can beat Tank in a sword fight if you practice basic German longsword work for two months. It takes a bunch of dexterity, but very little strength to beat someone in a sword fight. (note: use protective gear and blunt swords.) Tank? And fetch? Is that a structured game to you?
___ He/Him Posted October 22, 2025 Posted October 22, 2025 On 3/8/2025 at 9:01 PM, Kansas Stormcursed said: I’m bored. I have two months until my black belt test and have very little to do. If anyone has any crazy physical skills I can try (ex: kip up onto one leg, which I’m trying like it’s actually possible) please throw them my way! QUADRUPLE STANDING BACKFLIP
Kansas Stormcursed he/him Posted October 22, 2025 Author Posted October 22, 2025 Just now, mippo said: QUADRUPLE STANDING BACKFLIP How about No Not humanly possible
___ He/Him Posted October 22, 2025 Posted October 22, 2025 Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said: How about No Not humanly possible Aw mann Fine I'll settle for triple (Please don't actually try)
Kansas Stormcursed he/him Posted October 22, 2025 Author Posted October 22, 2025 Just now, mippo said: Aw mann Fine I'll settle for triple (Please don't actually try) I'm tempted I gotta figure out single and double first though Air flips give me trouble for some reason
KnightSkye Reforged They/Them Posted October 22, 2025 Posted October 22, 2025 8 minutes ago, Kansas Stormcursed said: Tank? And fetch? Is that a structured game to you? That is typos, cause I didn't proof read. Taln (#1talnfan), and catch. 1
Kansas Stormcursed he/him Posted October 22, 2025 Author Posted October 22, 2025 Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said: That is typos, cause I didn't proof read. Taln (#1talnfan), and catch. Ahh. Yeah I could beat him in a swordfight now, I got kendo on my side All I really gotta do is get to where I can kick him
KnightSkye Reforged They/Them Posted October 22, 2025 Posted October 22, 2025 Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said: Ahh. Yeah I could beat him in a swordfight now, I got kendo on my side All I really gotta do is get to where I can kick him Dang it, I wish I could spar you. I'd probably lose, but it would be so fun.
Kansas Stormcursed he/him Posted October 22, 2025 Author Posted October 22, 2025 Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said: Dang it, I wish I could spar you. I'd probably lose, but it would be so fun. All told you could probably beat me with a longsword. I know enough that against somebody untrained I could win, but I'm vastly more accustomed to tambo (short stick) and emptyhand
KnightSkye Reforged They/Them Posted October 22, 2025 Posted October 22, 2025 Just now, Kansas Stormcursed said: All told you could probably beat me with a longsword. I know enough that against somebody untrained I could win, but I'm vastly more accustomed to tambo (short stick) and emptyhand Yeah, and if you've seen some longsword work done, then you know that all you need to do is get in close and then it becomes a grappling match and I'd be destroyed.
Kansas Stormcursed he/him Posted October 22, 2025 Author Posted October 22, 2025 Just now, KnightSkye Reforged said: Yeah, and if you've seen some longsword work done, then you know that all you need to do is get in close and then it becomes a grappling match and I'd be destroyed. Ooh no I have no desire to grapple with sharp things. Too risky, I've tested it. I can probably get in close enough to kick you though
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