Cosmere “Rip [Character] you would have loved…” ?

[VioletNebula_ She/They]

I’ve been thinking, what would some cosmere characters’ version of “RIP [character] you would have loved [thing]” be? For example: 

 

“RIP Sazed, you would have loved Wikipedia” or “RIP Kelsier, you would have loved Twitter drama” (I’m sure there’s funnier options)

 

Any funny options y’all can think of?

[IcedOutPenguin He/Him]

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"Rip Dalinar, you would have loved the UN."

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"Rip Dockson, you would have loved modern Elendel." 

[Lopens Tenth Cousin he/him]

RIP Vin, you would have loved the Illuminati.

RIP Wayne, you would have loved Hollywood.

RIP Teft, you would have loved group therapy.

Edited March 3, 2025 by Lopens Tenth Cousin

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

12 hours ago, VioletNebula_ said:

I’ve been thinking, what would some cosmere characters’ version of “RIP [character] you would have loved [thing]” be? For example: 

 

Just a heads up, I've moved this topic to the Forum Games and Random Stuff subforum, as it's more of a game/silly type thread 

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

RIP Wayne, you would have loved anime conventions

Edited March 3, 2025 by KnightSkye

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

 

Oh I made one of these on tik tok yesterday!

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Rip Szeth you would’ve loved free will

 

Spoiler for Oathbringer 

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rip Dalinar you wouldve loved nukes 

rip shallan you would’ve loved scrizophrenia pills

Rip Kaladin you would’ve loved anti slavery laws

Edited March 3, 2025 by सत्य हेर्ने

[#1 Taln Fan he/him]

Just now, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Oh I made one of these on tik tok yesterday!

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Rip Shallan you would’ve loved schizophrenia pills

 

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rip Dalinar you wouldve loved nukes 

Rip Kaladin you would’ve loved anti slavery always 

Please make sure to label clearly if something is a WaT spoiler, especially with how commonly people use spoiler boxes for random things

[Mags she/they]

I actually love this meme 

RIP Hoid you would've loved cosplay conventions.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

17 minutes ago, #1 Taln Fan said:

Please make sure to label clearly if something is a WaT spoiler, especially with how commonly people use spoiler boxes for random things

Ok ill edit the post

[Entr0pic He/him]

RIP Kelsier you would have loved the American revolution

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Wat spoiler

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Rip Dalinar you would’ve loved history classes

 

[Keke They/he]

11 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Wat spoiler

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Rip Dalinar you would’ve loved history classes

 

…. I clicked it.

i saw a name

and now im dying inside. Hoping I miss read.

rip hoid you’d have loved memes

… if hoid had died. to know knowledge he’s alive.

so no spoilers.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

47 minutes ago, Clinically insane said:

…. I clicked it.

i saw a name

and now im dying inside. Hoping I miss read.

rip hoid you’d have loved memes

… if hoid had died. to know knowledge he’s alive.

so no spoilers.

I actually don’t rember much of  WaT that wasn’t an adolin or Kaladin chapter so I couldn’t really give major spoilers, only posted because it was a minor thing. 

[Keke They/he]

Just now, सत्य हेर्ने said:

I actually don’t rember much of  WaT that wasn’t an adolin or Kaladin chapter so I couldn’t really give major spoilers, only posted because it was a minor thing. 

Hey u

i asked some questions on ur profile

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

1 hour ago, Entr0pic said:

RIP Kelsier you would have loved the American revolution

and loved the French one even more

(OK but seriously, how do we know that Maximilien de Robespierre isn't just Kelsier who was sent into our reality?)

 

RIP The Lopen, you would have loved fast foods 

RIP Kaladin, you would have loved worker's unions

RIP Shallan, you would have loved Pinterest

[Mags she/they]

5 minutes ago, Just A Silvereye said:

and loved the French one even more

(OK but seriously, how do we know that Maximilien de Robespierre isn't just Kelsier who was sent into our reality?)

(If the eventual movie adaptation doesn't give him the most outrageously thick French accent I can and will walk out of the theater/j)

Edited March 3, 2025 by Magi

[Entr0pic He/him]

 This. This is my headcannon now.

21 minutes ago, Magi said:

(If the eventual movie adaptation doesn't give him the most outrageously thick French accent I can and will walk out of the theater/j)

[Shatter He/Him]

RIP Ym, you would have loved the Canadian free healthcare system (if it wasn't so darn slow)

RIP Gavilar, you would have loved the Illuminati

 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

1 hour ago, The Shattered Cosmere said:

RIP Ym, you would have loved the Canadian free healthcare system (if it wasn't so darn slow)

 

 

At least it’s free

*cries in American *

[Lord Spirit he/him]

RIP Lift, you would have loved buffets

RIP Elend, you would have loved the founding fathers. 

RIP Lightsong you would have loved TikTok. 

[Keke They/he]

Rip sazed you would have loved philosophy podcasts

rip moash you would have loved cancel culture 

rip Wayne you would have loved improv comedy.

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

WaT major spoilers

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RiP Gavinor's Childhood you would have loved... well, childhood I guess!

 

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

On 3/3/2025 at 12:53 PM, Magi said:

(If the eventual movie adaptation doesn't give him the most outrageously thick French accent I can and will walk out of the theater/j)

This would actually make sense I think, since we see several other characters that are French (like Demoux) and learn that the Terris have a French accent, and it would make sense that most people from the Northern Dominance would have a  French accent. The also leaves us with Staff Venture being an evil French villain with a evil French mustache and goatee.

[Mags she/they]

21 minutes ago, KnightSkye said:

This would actually make sense I think, since we see several other characters that are French (like Demoux) and learn that the Terris have a French accent, and it would make sense that most people from the Northern Dominance would have a  French accent. The also leaves us with Staff Venture being an evil French villain with a evil French mustache and goatee.

Yeah, Brandon has said that Scadrial is inspired by France, at least in era 1. There's also the whole Kelsi-ay debacle lol. I don't think I'd mind if the other characters and villains had American accents, because it is going to be an American film, but Kelsier absolutely needs one.

[Keke They/he]

Rip lift you would have loved roller skates