The Delta Defense Force

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

“So… be her friend? Hmm. Does she like presents?”

"Yep, squak."

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

She was confused and left faster.

A spider was offended. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 hour ago, echo74 said:

"Oh, dang it," Kialla said. "We're fresh out of both of those. Looks like you'll have to come back tomorrow." She pulled a muffin out of her pocket and started eating it.

1 hour ago, Halcyon The Only said:

"Uh... yeah. Good to start." 

"You bet. It's probably better." 

"I brought you back, dunderhead." 

Bethany snickered. "I mean, I'll give you undying worship if you give me undying perfection in everything I do ever. Maybe."

C hummed angrily, and blew up the muffin with a ray of light. "BOW BEFORE ME! I AM C!"

At least, that's what they thought C said. They couldn't understand Morse Code perfectly, so he might have been talking about mooses farting. It wasn't clear.

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

3 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

"Yep, squak."

A spider was offended. 

“Maybe I should draw a picture of her!”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

11 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

A spider was offended. 

She stepped on it.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

24 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

C hummed angrily, and blew up the muffin with a ray of light. "BOW BEFORE ME! I AM C!"

At least, that's what they thought C said. They couldn't understand Morse Code perfectly, so he might have been talking about mooses farting. It wasn't clear.

Bethany snickered. 

“Nah.”

21 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

“Maybe I should draw a picture of her!”

The bird stayed silent and waited for a question. 

14 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

She stepped on it.

It mutated to aragogorian proportions. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Bethany snickered. 

“Nah.”

The bird stayed silent and waited for a question. 

It mutated to aragogorian proportions. 

C pulsed with rage, and set her hair on fire.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

C pulsed with rage, and set her hair on fire.

She kicked C. 

[TwinStorm He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

She kicked C. 

C was floating near their heads, so unless she was very athletic, C was hard to hit.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

3 minutes ago, TwinStorm said:

C was floating near their heads, so unless she was very athletic, C was hard to hit.

She was indeed very athletic. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

15 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

It mutated to aragogorian proportions. 

She screamed again.

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

16 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Bethany snickered. 

“Nah.”

The bird stayed silent and waited for a question. 

It mutated to aragogorian proportions. 

“Should I draw a picture of her?”

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

She screamed again.

It wrapped her up in silk. 

1 minute ago, Kajsa said:

“Should I draw a picture of her?”

“Nope, squauk. Too heavy handed.”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

It wrapped her up in silk. 

She whimpered.

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

8 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

It wrapped her up in silk. 

“Nope, squauk. Too heavy handed.”

He flushed, embarrassed. He wasn’t sure he liked this bird. 

“Well… what should I give her?”

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

20 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

She whimpered.

“I’m gonna eat you,” it growled. 

14 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

He flushed, embarrassed. He wasn’t sure he liked this bird. 

“Well… what should I give her?”

“Marbles.”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

“I’m gonna eat you,” it growled. 

She closed her eyes and accepted her fate.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

39 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

She closed her eyes and accepted her fate.

“Unless you marry that guy.”

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

“Unless you marry that guy.”

The woman shook her head.

She would rather die than be with a guy like that.

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

57 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

“Marbles.”

"M... marbles?"

[echo74 she/her]

3 hours ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Oop--

"Squak! No"

yes that's intentional

aww byeeee

He grinned. "Go on, then." 

She fumbled, dropped the stick, but still managed to tap the cue ball lightly. She even knocked a ball in! Unfortunately, she was stripes, not solids.

2 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

She thought that was a little forward and left.

 

2 hours ago, Halcyon The Only said:

He un-kissed her. So there. 

The parrot was quiet for a moment. 

"Make her not lonely, squak."

 

2 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

She was confused and left faster.

 

2 hours ago, TwinStorm said:

C hummed angrily, and blew up the muffin with a ray of light. "BOW BEFORE ME! I AM C!"

At least, that's what they thought C said. They couldn't understand Morse Code perfectly, so he might have been talking about mooses farting. It wasn't clear.

"Hey! I was eating that!"

2 hours ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Bethany snickered. 

“Nah.”

The bird stayed silent and waited for a question. 

It mutated to aragogorian proportions. 

 

2 hours ago, TwinStorm said:

C pulsed with rage, and set her hair on fire.

 

1 hour ago, Through The Living Glass said:

She screamed again.

 

43 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

The woman shook her head.

She would rather die than be with a guy like that.

Jason got his stabby stabby sword out and started stabbing the silk to get her out.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, echo74 said:

She fumbled, dropped the stick, but still managed to tap the cue ball lightly. She even knocked a ball in! Unfortunately, she was stripes, not solids.

 

 

 

"Hey! I was eating that!"

 

 

 

Jason got his stabby stabby sword out and started stabbing the silk to get her out.

She kicked at him 'cus he was a creep.

[TwinStorm He/Him]

1 minute ago, echo74 said:

She fumbled, dropped the stick, but still managed to tap the cue ball lightly. She even knocked a ball in! Unfortunately, she was stripes, not solids.

 

 

 

"Hey! I was eating that!"

 

 

 

Jason got his stabby stabby sword out and started stabbing the silk to get her out.

"You'll receive muffins under my benevolent reign!"

[echo74 she/her]

1 minute ago, TwinStorm said:

"You'll receive muffins under my benevolent reign!"

"I already had a muffin! And you destroyed it! That's very su... rude of you."

[TwinStorm He/Him]

3 minutes ago, echo74 said:

"I already had a muffin! And you destroyed it! That's very su... rude of you."

C harrumphed, turning away.

[echo74 she/her]

Just now, TwinStorm said:

C harrumphed, turning away.

"Why do you want to dominate the world anyway? What's in it for you? Other than muffins?"