The Delta Defense Force

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

10 minutes ago, echo74 said:

She looked suspicious. "What kind of food?"

“All kinds.” 

9 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Alli 2.0 died quiet suddenly.

Alli 3.0 appeared, looking quite afraid after having watched the first two die in such gruesome ways.

"Please don't kill me," she whispered to the angry gods.

Then don’t be a jerk, the gods answered back. 

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

8 hours ago, Halcyon The Only said:

It decided not to, for how utterly stubborn and obnoxious she was being. 

I know it's  intentional   

The bird was petted. 

“Guess my favorite animal.”

he likes sloths

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 hour ago, Kajsa said:

“Guess my favorite animal.”

he likes sloths

The bird waited for a question.

It looked slightly smug. 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

So umm what did I miss?

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

8 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

So umm what did I miss?

uhhh

good question

the castle isn't under attack at the moment but there's a weak spot where the catapults broke the wall a lil 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

uhhh

good question

the castle isn't under attack at the moment but there's a weak spot where the catapults broke the wall a lil 

Perfect

the brain rotted had a plan for attack they would send a Skibidi to go through the weak spot in the castle then have them pose as a toilet in the bathroom

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

5 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Perfect

the brain rotted had a plan for attack they would send a Skibidi to go through the weak spot in the castle then have them pose as a toilet in the bathroom

Oh scud 

There were extra guards at the wall. 

[echo74 she/her]

10 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Alli 2.0 died quiet suddenly.

Alli 3.0 appeared, looking quite afraid after having watched the first two die in such gruesome ways.

"Please don't kill me," she whispered to the angry gods.

 

9 hours ago, Halcyon The Only said:

“All kinds.” 

Then don’t be a jerk, the gods answered back. 

She looked suspicious. "I thought you ate rocks."

-

A chipmunk fell from the sky onto Alli 3.0's face. Hello. I am your conscience. Listen to me, and you'll be fine.

8 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Perfect

the brain rotted had a plan for attack they would send a Skibidi to go through the weak spot in the castle then have them pose as a toilet in the bathroom

 

2 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Oh scud 

There were extra guards at the wall. 

One of the Sigmas started eating the wall to make the hole bigger. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

7 minutes ago, echo74 said:

 

She looked suspicious. "I thought you ate rocks."

-

A chipmunk fell from the sky onto Alli 3.0's face. Hello. I am your conscience. Listen to me, and you'll be fine.

 

One of the Sigmas started eating the wall to make the hole bigger. 

"...why would we eat rocks?"

-

One of the Betters shot the Sigma with a crossbow. 

[echo74 she/her]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

"...why would we eat rocks?"

-

One of the Betters shot the Sigma with a crossbow. 

"I don't know," she said, shrugging. "TikTok said you do."

-

The Sigma started crying. "Owieee! That hurts~~~" He started hitting some Jojo Siwa moves, trying to deflect the pain.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

7 minutes ago, echo74 said:

"I don't know," she said, shrugging. "TikTok said you do."

-

The Sigma started crying. "Owieee! That hurts~~~" He started hitting some Jojo Siwa moves, trying to deflect the pain.

"Tick tock was wrong, then." 

-

The Better snickered and shot again.

[echo74 she/her]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

"Tick tock was wrong, then." 

-

The Better snickered and shot again.

She was shocked. "TikTok can be... wrong?"

-

"KARMA'S A-AAHHHHHHH-" He died.

Thank goodness.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

4 minutes ago, echo74 said:

She was shocked. "TikTok can be... wrong?"

-

"KARMA'S A-AAHHHHHHH-" He died.

Thank goodness.

"...anyone can be wrong." 

-

The Better was very proud of himself. 

[echo74 she/her]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

"...anyone can be wrong." 

-

The Better was very proud of himself. 

"If it's on the internet, though..."

-

As he should be.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, echo74 said:

"If it's on the internet, though..."

-

As he should be.

He tilted his head. "What's that?" 

-

Indeed. 

[echo74 she/her]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

He tilted his head. "What's that?" 

-

Indeed. 

She blinked. "You don't know what the internet is?"

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, echo74 said:

She blinked. "You don't know what the internet is?"

"No. I don't."

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

1 hour ago, Halcyon The Only said:

The bird waited for a question.

It looked slightly smug. 

He scowled. "What's my favorite animal?"

[echo74 she/her]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

"No. I don't."

"It's like... Oh, I don't know. It's like a giant group chat. For the whole world. You can log on and log off whenever you like. There are different threads, posts, whatever. There's news. There's music. There's art. There's videos. There's thoughts. There's culture. There's brainrot. It's... wonderful. But it's also horrible. It's... I don't know, it's the internet."

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

6 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

He scowled. "What's my favorite animal?"

"Sloths."

4 minutes ago, echo74 said:

"It's like... Oh, I don't know. It's like a giant group chat. For the whole world. You can log on and log off whenever you like. There are different threads, posts, whatever. There's news. There's music. There's art. There's videos. There's thoughts. There's culture. There's brainrot. It's... wonderful. But it's also horrible. It's... I don't know, it's the internet."

He stared at her. "What's a group chat?" 

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

The toilet snuck in while the sigma explained the Internet to the guard.

once in the Skibidi toilet went left hoping there would be bathrooms somewhere there

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

5 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

The toilet snuck in while the sigma explained the Internet to the guard.

once in the Skibidi toilet went left hoping there would be bathrooms somewhere there

A chunk of rock fell on it.

[Tinwatcher I don’t mind]

9 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

A chunk of rock fell on it.

Cracking the porcelain in the toilet, the Skibidi only had minuets before he died. He needed to get his body in a new toilet fast. He ran to the nearest person and asked

”Skibidi dop dop toilet where?”

Edited February 28, 2025 by सत्य हेर्ने
Granmar

[echo74 she/her]

1 hour ago, Halcyon The Only said:

"Sloths."

He stared at her. "What's a group chat?" 

"What's a group chat?" she echoed. "Do they teach you nothing here?"

5 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Cracking the porcelain in the toilet, the Skibidi only had minuets before he died. He needed to get his body in a new toilet fast. He ran to the nearest person and asked

”Skibidi dop dop toilet where?”

"Uhh, no thanks," Jason said.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

6 minutes ago, सत्य हेर्ने said:

Cracking the porcelain in the toilet, the Skibidi only had minuets before he died. He needed to get his body in a new toilet fast. He ran to the nearest person and asked

”Skibidi dop dop toilet where?”

The person screamed and shot him.

1 minute ago, echo74 said:

"What's a group chat?" she echoed. "Do they teach you nothing here?"

"Uhh, no thanks," Jason said.

"No...."