The Delta Defense Force

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

2 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

“Reeducation.” 

"I've been reeducating for hours," he wept. "I just want a slice of pizza or a sandwich or something. You don't write paragraphs for food in the real world!! Trust me--this ain't my first rodeo. I've been to Taco Bell before! They don't ask you to WRITE A PARAGRAPH!"

Edited February 19, 2025 by Kajsa

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

8 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

"I've been reeducating for hours," he wept. "I just want a slice of pizza or a sandwich or something. You don't write paragraphs for food in the real world!! Trust me--this ain't my first rodeo. I've been to Taco Bell before! They don't ask you to WRITE A PARAGRAPH!"

She made a face. “They do in reeducation. Fine, just two sentences.”

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1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

She made a face. “They do in reeducation. Fine, just two sentences.”

He grumbled something, then grabbed a sheet of paper and scribbled down, 'I am very hungry and would like to eat. I'll eat anything.' His handwriting was surprisingly neat.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

He grumbled something, then grabbed a sheet of paper and scribbled down, 'I am very hungry and would like to eat. I'll eat anything.' His handwriting was surprisingly neat.

She snorted. “Okay, lemme write my paragraph and we can go.”

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Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

She snorted. “Okay, lemme write my paragraph and we can go.”

He waited impatiently.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

He waited impatiently.

She only took a couple minutes. 

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Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

She only took a couple minutes. 

It felt like an eternity.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Kajsa said:

It felt like an eternity.

She finished and stood up. “We’ll be right back,” she promised the person watching over them, who was currently deep in War and Peace and waved them on impatiently. 

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1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

She finished and stood up. “We’ll be right back,” she promised the person watching over them, who was currently deep in War and Peace and waved them on impatiently. 

Alex made a move for the door, then decided to be a gentleman and held it for her.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

19 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

Alex made a move for the door, then decided to be a gentleman and held it for her.

"Aw, thanks." She stepped through, holding their papers, and walked to the kitchen. 

"No coffee," the cook snapped. Alia handed her the papers. 

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

5 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

"Aw, thanks." She stepped through, holding their papers, and walked to the kitchen. 

"No coffee," the cook snapped. Alia handed her the papers. 

Alex wandered around the kitchen, snooping.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

Alex wandered around the kitchen, snooping.

The cook smacked him with a spoon and read their essay things. 

"Hmph. All right, gimme half an hour." 

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11 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

The cook smacked him with a spoon and read their essay things. 

"Hmph. All right, gimme half an hour." 

"Half an HOUR??" He whimpered. Surely he was going to die before that. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

Just now, Kajsa said:

"Half an HOUR??" He whimpered. Surely he was going to die before that. 

"And it'll be the best burger, pizza, and ice cream you've ever tasted," Alia told him. 

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12 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

"And it'll be the best burger, pizza, and ice cream you've ever tasted," Alia told him. 

He considered that. “I guess I can wait…”

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

4 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

He considered that. “I guess I can wait…”

Alia sat down on a bench. 

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5 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Alia sat down on a bench. 

He sat down next to her. 

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5 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

He sat down next to her. 

They waited. 

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5 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

They waited. 

Indeed. He was too hungry to make conversation. 

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1 hour ago, Kajsa said:

Indeed. He was too hungry to make conversation. 

And eventually the cook called them to a table, which was absolutely exactly as she'd promised. 

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5 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

And eventually the cook called them to a table, which was absolutely exactly as she'd promised. 

He dug in very quickly and snarfed. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

36 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

He dug in very quickly and snarfed. 

Alia, on the other hand, was very polite and demure. 

[kajsa ㅇㅅㅇ she/her]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

Alia, on the other hand, was very polite and demure. 

so cutesy

so mindful

He slowed down and was far more polite after he realized how rude he was being. 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

2 minutes ago, Kajsa said:

so cutesy

so mindful

He slowed down and was far more polite after he realized how rude he was being. 

Another huge boom echoed through the castle. Alia didn't react. 

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1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Another huge boom echoed through the castle. Alia didn't react. 

He jumped but, after examining her face, went back to eating.