Ising of the New

[Lopens Tenth Cousin he/him]

Hi I'm new to Seventeenth Shard, but I've been reading Brandon's books for the past 8 years or so. My Radiant order is Stoneward / Windrunner, if I had any allomantic ability it would be a Seeker if I could world hop so I could interact with the tones of Roshar, but otherwise it would be a Tineye so I wouldn't need my glasses to drive.

Edited February 5, 2025 by Lopens Tenth Cousin
Introduce more.

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

HI

My name is Liv!!

welcome to the shard!!

If you could LIV anywhere in the cosmere, where would it be??

 

[Lopens Tenth Cousin he/him]

@OOKLA_the LIV Haha I see what you did there. If I could live anywhere in the cosmere, it would probably be in Silverlight because I would like to be comere-aware and have a higher potential to be able to seek out becoming Invested.

[OOKLA_the LIV She/They/Lesbian/hungry]

Just now, Lopens Tenth Cousin said:

@OOKLA_the LIV Haha I see what you did there. If I could live anywhere in the cosmere, it would probably be in Silverlight because I would like to be comere-aware and have a higher potential to be able to seek out becoming Invested.

oo cooooool

and thank you for recognizing my joke.

its what I Liv for. 

(yes I'm overusing it.)

(no I will never stop)

[Cookie Spren]

@Lopens Tenth Cousin

Would you like a cookie.

heheheheheheheheheheeeee.

*totally very innocent smile*

[Lopens Tenth Cousin he/him]

@The Sly Cookie Depends. What kind of cookie are we talking about?

[Cookie Spren]

18 minutes ago, Lopens Tenth Cousin said:

@The Sly Cookie Depends. What kind of cookie are we talking about?

y'know, just one from the dark alley.

 

 

Might be stabbed with a hemalurgic spike.

[Lopens Tenth Cousin he/him]

@The Sly Cookie okay... maybe. But like chocolate chip, molasses, pumpkin, what?

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Hey there! Welcome to the Shard!

Which of Brandon's books have you read?

[Through the living jeff he/him(straight)]

Hello, and welcome

I wouldn’t recommend the cookie , @strmblsd, can you do the disclaimer thingymabobber?

… but the cookie  is kinda tasty

[strmblsd he/him]

38 minutes ago, DAVEY said:

Hello, and welcome

I wouldn’t recommend the cookie , @strmblsd, can you do the disclaimer thingymabobber?

… but the cookie  is kinda tasty

i come with the cookie disclaimer

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This is actually a really old thing from back when my brother was on the shard but it is the disclaimer 

[Aeternum]

8 hours ago, Lopens Tenth Cousin said:

otherwise it would be a Tineye so I wouldn't need my glasses to drive.

Relatable

Welcome to the Shard!

[Lopens Tenth Cousin he/him]

8 hours ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Hey there! Welcome to the Shard!

Which of Brandon's books have you read?

I've read every Cosmere book besides Dawnshard (I really need to get around to that one), all of the Cytoverse (excluding novellas), Reckoner's and Alcatraz series, but I've read none of Brandon's unpublished works... I don't want to get too meta over something just in case it doesn't even apply (but I still think that they'd be cool).

7 hours ago, strmblsd said:

i come with the cookie disclaimer

Disclaimer: Disclaimers follow. (Neither the seller not the manufacturer will be liable for any brain damage arising from the use of this product. Void where prohibited except where not prohibited. Above terms subject to change without notice. Action figures sold separately. Actual price set by retailers. All research statistics are blatantly flagrant. All rights reserved. All sales final. Any other application constitutes fraud. At participating locations only. Alternate toy available for children under 3. Because some jurisdictions do not allow the exclusion or limitation of liability for consequential or incidental damages, the above limitations may not apply to you. By continuing to use this system you indicate your awareness of and consent to these terms and conditions of use. Caveat emptor. Do not look at laser beam with remaining eye. Your results may vary. Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of a Shard, neglect, damage from improper or unauthorized repair, incorrect line voltage, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this joke list, and incidents owing to airplane crash, ship sinking, motor vehicle accidents, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, sticks and stones, et al.). User assumes full liabilities. Some humor and satire included. Price and participation may vary. Not to be used for the other use. Words crossed out are to be disregarded unless they resemble spikes piercing words, in which case you should probably see your local spike cookie vendor. May be addictive. Must be 18 months or older to order. Prices subject to change without notice. No refunds available. There is a slight chance (between 12-87%) of Ruinous corruption; this may or may not cause the following side effects (including, but not limited to): delusions of grandeur, hallucinations, compulsive and destructive behavior, pain, headaches, voices in your head, pneumonia, heart attack, stoke, severe internal bleeding, and death. These side effects are not permanent and are perfectly normal. Please see your cookie vendor to see if Hemalurgy is right for you. No kandra were harmed in the making of this product. Some disclaimers may not apply to all participating victims participants. All constitutional rights are waved by use of this product. Irreparable damage may occur. Vendor is not liable for damaged packaging, bodies, or souls. There is always another secret. Surgeon's Warning: Spiking causes severe Investiture warping. Fragile. This side up. If normality persists for a period of time exceeding 30 days, consult with a Dark Alley representative near you. This may be a sign of chronic dementia. This side down. The information contained in this disclaimer is intended by the Dark Alley for the use of consumers only and may contain information that is privileged, confidential, and/or protected from disclosure by inapplicable laws. Contents of this disclaimer are under pressure. This disclaimer may be in part, whole, or wholesale plagiarized. Shake well before using. Batteries not included. Each set sold separately. Avoid prolonged exposure to this disclaimer. Do not read this disclaimer while driving a vehicle or operating heavy equipment. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is coincidental and intended by the author. 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This supersedes any previous disclaimer: The above disclaimers may be inaccurate and cookies will be provided in case of Shardic intervention.)

 

 

This is actually a really old thing from back when my brother was on the shard but it is the disclaimer 

Can the cookie potentially make me Invested...? Also I can read upside down, lol

[Experience he/him]

Cookies may or may not be spiked.

Also wasing the giving of the ising welcome!

[Mags she/they]

Welcome to the Shard!!

Ignore the cookie . . . . 

Do you have a least favorite character?

[Keke They/he]

DO YOU LIKE STAR WARS?! *pulls out notebook and pen*

[Lopens Tenth Cousin he/him]

On 2/6/2025 at 7:35 AM, Magi said:

Welcome to the Shard!!

Ignore the cookie . . . . 

Do you have a least favorite character?

I think, by far, my least favorite character is probably Moash in terms of just overall hating him, but my least favorite character to read the perspective of is honestly Honor because he just screams the entire time.

On 2/6/2025 at 9:21 AM, Thee insane said:

DO YOU LIKE STAR WARS?! *pulls out notebook and pen*

Yes, very much so. I just wish Star Wars was as cleanly defined as the Cosmere is, but unfortunately it is not. (oh also not really 7-9)

On 2/5/2025 at 8:03 PM, Experience said:

Cookies may or may not be spiked.

Also wasing the giving of the ising welcome!

Ising thanking of the one wasing giving the hailing.

[Keke They/he]

19 minutes ago, Lopens Tenth Cousin said:

Yes, very much so. I just wish Star Wars was as cleanly defined as the Cosmere is, but unfortunately it is not. (oh also not really 7-9)

YOU ARE THE BEST MAN! *squeels with joy.* *explodes*

[Lopens Tenth Cousin he/him]

On 2/7/2025 at 10:11 AM, Thee insane said:

YOU ARE THE BEST MAN! *squeels with joy.* *explodes*

Hey so like was it a cool explosion or did you like squish outwards?

[Keke They/he]

1 hour ago, Lopens Tenth Cousin said:

Hey so like was it a cool explosion or did you like squish outwards?

The most radical explosion 

[Through the Living Wrath he/him]

*rigs some dynamite*
*taps foot excitedly*
Ok, it’s almost ready.

3…

2…

1…

*looks up at thread title*

Oh. This isn’t where I thought I was…

Uuuhhhhhh

Hi

*shrugs*
*detonates*

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

@Lopens Tenth CousinIsing you of the having of the liking of one misting and of one ferring what twinning-is-born combining of not compounding?

Spoiler

Do you have a favorite non-compounding twinborn combination?

also, anyone more knowledgeable, hows my high imperial?

[Lopens Tenth Cousin he/him]

On 2/9/2025 at 7:42 AM, SpiritOfWrath said:

*rigs some dynamite*
*taps foot excitedly*
Ok, it’s almost ready.

3…

2…

1…

*looks up at thread title*

Oh. This isn’t where I thought I was…

Uuuhhhhhh

Hi

*shrugs*
*detonates*

thats... thats a good first reaction

On 2/11/2025 at 9:46 AM, DezaS said:

@Lopens Tenth CousinIsing you of the having of the liking of one misting and of one ferring what twinning-is-born combining of not compounding?

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Do you have a favorite non-compounding twinborn combination?

also, anyone more knowledgeable, hows my high imperial?

I think my favorite combo would be a 

Spoiler

Pewter burning Gold storing (also added bonus being Koloss blooded) cause they'd just be freakishly strong and hard to kill.

 

[dezaS Hᴇ/Hɪᴍ]

Just now, Lopens Tenth Cousin said:

Spoiler

Pewter burning Gold storing (also added bonus being Koloss blooded) cause they'd just be freakishly strong and hard to kill.

 

That's a good one (pewterarm/bloodmaker). The semi-canonical mistborn RPG calls that a bruteblood.