Mental health club!

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, KnightSkye said:

*leans down to hug consolingly.*

HEY

*slaps*

RUDE

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

HAH IM TALLER THAN YOU EHEHEHEHEE

YEAH, I'M USED TO THAT. 

Years have proven that everyone's shorter than you once you start fighting dirty.

Edited January 27, 2025 by KnightSkye

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, KnightSkye said:

*leans down to hug consolingly.*

*snickers*

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

HEY

*slaps*

RUDE

Slap my child again, and I’ll file a restraining order. I’m 100% serious. 

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

HEY

*slaps*

RUDE

Sorry! *stands up out of range*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, Halcyon The Only said:

*snickers*

Slap my child again, and I’ll file a restraining order. I’m 100% serious. 

BUT HE CALLED ME SHORT and anyway, I'm both your mother and his grandmother. I slap who I please.

Just now, KnightSkye said:

Sorry! *stands up out of range*

. . . Okay, I'm not THAT short, GOODNESS GRACIOUS Y'ALL

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

BUT HE CALLED ME SHORT and anyway, I'm both your mother and his grandmother. I slap who I please.

. . . Okay, I'm not THAT short, GOODNESS GRACIOUS Y'ALL

I have a duty to my son and I’m the only one who can slap him. 

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

BUT HE CALLED ME SHORT and anyway, I'm both your mother and his grandmother. I slap who I please.

. . . Okay, I'm not THAT short, GOODNESS GRACIOUS Y'ALL

*slouches so I am shorter* of course grandmother dearest.

Edited January 27, 2025 by KnightSkye

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

3 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

I have a duty to my son and I’m the only one who can slap him. 

Nuh-uh. I am your mother. I don't follow your rules.

3 minutes ago, KnightSkye said:

*slouches so I am shorter* of course grandmother dearest.

Great. Now I'm taller than you.

*prepares to slap*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

5 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

Nuh-uh. I am your mother. I don't follow your rules.

Great. Now I'm taller than you.

*prepares to slap*

*slaps first*

I said don’t touch my son. 

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

*slaps first*

I said don’t touch my son. 

*Sneaks out of the combat zone with my dragon aunt*

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

2 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

*slaps first*

I said don’t touch my son. 

*slaps back*

Don't touch me

*glares*

Just now, KnightSkye said:

*Sneaks out of the combat zone with my dragon aunt*

HEY

EMELDA IS STILL A BABY. BRING HER BACK HERE.

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

*slaps back*

Don't touch me

*glares*

HEY

EMELDA IS STILL A BABY. BRING HER BACK HERE.

NO. I WANNA SET THINGS ON FIRE AND BRING TERROR TO AMUSE MOTHER AND YOU.

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

Just now, KnightSkye said:

NO. I WANNA SET THINGS ON FIRE AND BRING TERROR TO AMUSE MOTHER AND YOU.

WAIT UNTIL SHE'S A LITTLE OLDER, THEN

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*slaps back*

Don't touch me

*glares*

HEY

EMELDA IS STILL A BABY. BRING HER BACK HERE.

*slaps again*

Don’t touch my son. 

Just now, KnightSkye said:

NO. I WANNA SET THINGS ON FIRE AND BRING TERROR TO AMUSE MOTHER AND YOU.

Sorry, I’m with your granny on this. Fire and chaos later. 

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

2 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

*slaps again*

Don’t touch my son. 

Sorry, I’m with your granny on this. Fire and chaos later. 

Fine. Then stop slapping. That is chaos.

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

4 minutes ago, KnightSkye said:

Fine. Then stop slapping. That is chaos.

No, actually. It was a very levelheaded decision. 

*On my part. 

[Through The Living Glass She/They]

6 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

*slaps again*

Don’t touch my son. 

Sorry, I’m with your granny on this. Fire and chaos later. 

*slaps back again*

I slap who I please

*slap slap*

3 minutes ago, KnightSkye said:

Fine. Then stop slapping. That is chaos.

*dragon slaps you*

[Existential]

10 minutes ago, KnightSkye said:

NO. I WANNA SET THINGS ON FIRE AND BRING TERROR TO AMUSE MOTHER AND YOU.

 

9 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

WAIT UNTIL SHE'S A LITTLE OLDER, THEN

 

9 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

*slaps again*

Don’t touch my son. 

Sorry, I’m with your granny on this. Fire and chaos later. 

 

6 minutes ago, KnightSkye said:

Fine. Then stop slapping. That is chaos.

 

2 minutes ago, Halcyon The Only said:

No, actually. It was a very levelheaded decision. 

*On my part. 

why are we slapping, why are we setting things on fire, and what is going on 

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

*slaps back again*

I slap who I please

*slap slap*

*dragon slaps you*

adding to my statement

 

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Just now, Through The Living Glass said:

*slaps back again*

I slap who I please

*slap slap*

*dragon slaps you*

*calculatedly bursts into tears.*

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*slaps back again*

I slap who I please

*slap slap*

*dragon slaps you*

I literally wouldn’t care if you’d leave my son alone  

Just now, _Null_ said:

 

 

 

 

why are we slapping, why are we setting things on fire, and what is going on 

adding to my statement

 

Because she was hurting my son and idk who to ask for a restraining order. 

Just now, KnightSkye said:

*calculatedly bursts into tears.*

Aw, no, baby  

*runs over and hugs* 

*scowls at Glass*

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Glass said:

*slaps back again*

I slap who I please

*slap slap*

*dragon slaps you*

*guilt trips further*

[Existential]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

I literally wouldn’t care if you’d leave my son alone  

Because she was hurting my son and idk who to ask for a restraining order. 

Aw, no, baby  

*runs over and hugs* 

*scowls at Glass*

 

2 minutes ago, KnightSkye said:

*calculatedly bursts into tears.*

 

Just now, KnightSkye said:

*guilt trips further*

what is this family and how to I join 

[Bird Furious she/her/un/important]

1 minute ago, _Null_ said:

 

 

what is this family and how to I join 

Hmmmmm uhhhh 

good question 

you can be Glass’ husband in law and you can be my father in law? 

[Existential]

1 minute ago, Halcyon The Only said:

Hmmmmm uhhhh 

good question 

you can be Glass’ husband in law and you can be my father in law? 

sure...? doesn't make a ton of sense but I'm cool with whatever lol

[KnightSkye Reforged They/Them]

Just now, _Null_ said:

sure...? doesn't make a ton of sense but I'm cool with whatever lol

It's not supposed to make sense just roll with it.

...or if it is supposed to make sense, it's beyond my comprehension.